Oh no, sweetie, this is not the Red Rum of the forest!!
Original Red Rum isn't an alcoholic beverage,
do you know??
Red Rum is running through your veins!! So run away!!
Soy....Phantom...... I have Red Rum...... yes, I am sipping it right now......... Jealous?? HAHAHAHAAAAA ...... Here's a pic to prove it...... Damn it is Gooooooooooooood!!