Hey! No KIDDING HERE! I actually laughed till I cried when a girl who was on the boat with us years ago, did that exact same thing! Number ONE! She was notoriously cheep and bought a bathing suit two sizes bigger than she should have worn, JUST because it was on sale! She jumped off the side of the boat and it was like watching Willey Cyote streach a rubber band! Her ass was in the water and her suit was still on the boat hook! Finally the elastic broke loose!
The major smack it delivered sounded really bad!!!! She dog paddled back to the boat and grabed the rails to pull herself up! All the time Saying "GodDamnit, Shit! I Told myself I wouldn't do anything stupid today!" It got worse! When she pulled up on the rungs to board the boat  the whole front of her bathing suit fell down (because it was too big) I just looked at her at said,  "I Think you might want to check yourself first" The look on her face! Priceless!
The whole boat laughed till we cried! My stomach hurt I laughed so long!!!!! LMAO

		paorcamp wrote:
		lol...I forgot you are from the US....lol