Right just let me describe a typical weekend....... (LOL... I am not proud of this either.... )

Start 10am Friday...... carton of beer.... I drink 12 beers during the day..... go to pub at 8pm till 1-2am.... when i'm out drink about 5-6 rum and cokes.... I get home keep drinking whatever I have in stock... Stay up all night. Smoke some grass in the morning.... stumble down the shop for something overtly greasy.... go home... top up my alcohol levels with whatever I have at hand..... Keep drinking all day into the evening... Usually sleep Saturday night. Get up Sunday and continue with the Sunday session...BBQ breakfast, more booze........ go until 10-11pm... pass out, wake up Monday and wonder what the fuck I did on the weekend,.... Usually find my Cd collection strewn about the house, wonder what to hell I posted on this board..... wonder how much I drank and where i've been... 

I might not be able to drink as much as you Necro, but i can party with you... and not pike... And trust me, if you freakin passed out in my company you would regret it big time mate.