But I'll get wrinkles under my eyes from stretching them out! It is impossible, I tells ya! Poke myself in the damn eye for an hour just to have it turn inside out on my finger!
As for the glasses. I think they are trying to commit suicide. There is a good Portuguese expression to describe them now: ganso. Completely bent out of shape. Wearing them as I type and surprised that they are still on my face. Nothing a little duct tape can't fix. HAAAAAA!!!!
I just have to stop running so I can stop soaking my knee in the tub. THAT is where the problems occur. They fog up, I take them off and stomp them when blind getting out. Trying to commit suicide, as I say. I am sure of it. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Tuesday, May 05, 2009 11:05:17 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry...it must have flown in from that same window.
The key to putting in contacts is patience...lots of it! Oh, yeah!! And opening your eyes as wide as humanly possible using your fingers to hold down your eyelids (you'll get used to it).
And stop laying your glasses on the floor!! Place them on the night stand or the desk if you're not going to use them!!! (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, May 05, 2009 10:59:34 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Nice try at that whistle. Sounds like you are plagued by the infamous red-tailed flatulent warbler from what I can tell! HAAAAAA!!!
Hey, update on the contacts. CANNOT get those bastards in my eyes! Left one, especially. Had a follow-up with the doc last week and HE couldn't do it either. I swear, medieval torture. Turns inside out on my finger, stuck to my nose, folded on my eyelid. It is simply impossible. Glad to find that the doc couldn't get them in either. Ordered me up another pair that arrived today but I can't spare the time to see him until next Tues.
Oh yeah, in the meantime, I stepped on my glasses again! Oops!
