[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 12:00:53 AM
Hmmm...well, that sucks. The tell her... uh... ah, forget it.
You gotta watch The Sandlot, though. It's really cool!! And one of these days I'll go to Blockbuster and rent a Cheech and Chong movie. The Mexican-Americans clip you posted was hilarious!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, May 05, 2009 11:52:45 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Nope, never seen it. Sorry to say that she works for a peeper-doc and wears freakin' contacts!
Damn pretty to boot. Don't think an ogre like me has much by way of counter-attack! I am actually more interested into how she is going to "reshape my face" with her professional choice of glasses. I am thinking Elvis Costello, myself. HAAAAAAAAA!!!! "Every day I write the book..."
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Someone told you you look like Harry Potter?? That's not nice!!!! If that friend of yours wears glasses, tell her that she looks like...uh... like Squints from "The Sandlot" (have you ever seen that movie? It's funny!).
And why the heck are you bringing your laptop to your tub? You'll get electrocuted if it falls into the water!!! Isn't the rubber ducky enough?
guidogodoy wrote:
But how am I supposed to see my webbook that I typically bring to stream along my favorite cartoons? VENTURE BROS Season #3 is OUTSTANDING, btw.
It is only when they fog up that causes me trouble. They are trying to do themselves away, I swear.
On a similar note, I am now getting all sorts of suggestions for my new glasses. I was crushed when someone said that I looked like Harry Potter with my old ones. His were round, damnit!! Same trendy friend said she would go to Walmart tomorrow to pick out her three fav pair to "bring me out of the '80s." Her phrasing, not mine.
I'll be sure to share before doing anything drastic.
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Jeez...if it isn't one thing, it's another.
Here's a solution for your glasses-stomping: place them in the medicine cabinet. If not, then place them on the sink-countertop. When you're out of the tub, feel for them in those locations.
guidogodoy wrote:
But I'll get wrinkles under my eyes from stretching them out! It is impossible, I tells ya! Poke myself in the damn eye for an hour just to have it turn inside out on my finger!
As for the glasses. I think they are trying to commit suicide. There is a good Portuguese expression to describe them now: ganso. Completely bent out of shape. Wearing them as I type and surprised that they are still on my face. Nothing a little duct tape can't fix. HAAAAAA!!!!
I just have to stop running so I can stop soaking my knee in the tub. THAT is where the problems occur. They fog up, I take them off and stomp them when blind getting out. Trying to commit suicide, as I say. I am sure of it.
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry...it must have flown in from that same window.
The key to putting in contacts is patience...lots of it! Oh, yeah!! And opening your eyes as wide as humanly possible using your fingers to hold down your eyelids (you'll get used to it).
And stop laying your glasses on the floor!! Place them on the night stand or the desk if you're not going to use them!!! (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, May 05, 2009 10:59:34 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Nice try at that whistle. Sounds like you are plagued by the infamous red-tailed flatulent warbler from what I can tell! HAAAAAA!!!
Hey, update on the contacts. CANNOT get those bastards in my eyes! Left one, especially. Had a follow-up with the doc last week and HE couldn't do it either. I swear, medieval torture. Turns inside out on my finger, stuck to my nose, folded on my eyelid. It is simply impossible. Glad to find that the doc couldn't get them in either. Ordered me up another pair that arrived today but I can't spare the time to see him until next Tues.
Oh yeah, in the meantime, I stepped on my glasses again! Oops!
And one of these days I'll go to Blockbuster and rent a Cheech and Chong movie. The Mexican-Americans clip you posted was hilarious!!
