....WHAT THE HELL!!!???...THE VILE,FILTHY,EVIL,CORRUPT,NEFARIOUS,PUTRID
WICKED SHE-DEMONS!...RETURN TO YOUR SODOM AND GOMORRAH LIKE SINFUL THREAD OF A
SANDBOX...THIS IS A PLACE OF PURITY!,AS AM I! AND OTHER FELLOW HOCKEY FANS ....WE CAST YOU ALL BACK TO YOUR WICKED DARKENED CELLAR,THERE YOU CAN CAST YOUR SILKY UNDERLININGS (oops,have to stay focused here)AT YOUR MONITOR SHOWING PICTURES FROM DECADES GONE BY OF BAND MEMBERS,AND BEHAVING LIKE A BUNCH OF OVERHEATED TEENAGERS! ....BEGONE!...BEGONE I SAY!!!!!!!...YOU COULD TAKE A CUE OR TWO FROM SOME OF US FELLOWS HERE,WE LOOK FOR A WOMAN'S INTELLIGENCE,NOT JUST A FINE SET OF HOOTERS AND A GREAT BUTT!...NO!,NO I SAY!...WHY,ONE OF THE FINEST WOMEN I'VE EVER DATED,I MET IN THE LIBRARY (mind you she was in the naughty book section,but that's not the point) A WONDERFUL GAL INDEED...not to mention a great....nevermind ...SO WING YOUR WAY BACK TO THE PIT HENCE YOU CAME!...
STERILIZE! STERILIZE!! STERILIZE!!!
(there Ron...it is done)
ronhartsell wrote:
How do we sterilize it??...can't boil it in water or pour alcohol on it...bleach won't work...what are we gonna do???...wait 'til Soy see's this!!!!!
....WHAT THE HELL!!!???...THE VILE,FILTHY,EVIL,CORRUPT,NEFARIOUS,PUTRID
AND OTHER FELLOW HOCKEY FANS 
(oops,have to stay focused here)AT YOUR MONITOR SHOWING PICTURES FROM DECADES GONE BY OF BAND MEMBERS,AND BEHAVING LIKE A BUNCH OF OVERHEATED TEENAGERS! 
....
BEGONE!...BEGONE I SAY!!!!!!!...YOU COULD TAKE A CUE OR TWO FROM SOME OF US FELLOWS HERE,WE LOOK FOR A WOMAN'S INTELLIGENCE,NOT JUST A FINE SET OF HOOTERS AND A GREAT BUTT!...NO!,NO I SAY!...WHY,ONE OF THE FINEST WOMEN I'VE EVER DATED,I MET IN THE LIBRARY (mind you she was in the naughty book section,but that's not the point) A WONDERFUL GAL INDEED...not to mention a great....nevermind 
...SO WING YOUR WAY BACK TO THE PIT HENCE YOU CAME!...
STERILIZE!