Ouch! Can you hear the clicks?

Have you considered visiting your neighbor and saying hi? Perhaps he'll let you get some cow chips because it's not a good idea to trespass on a countryman's property.

		guidogodoy wrote:
		You know, I have tried to get free cow chips but that damn little silver wire in between the bigger ones always seems to have some sort of static electricity whenever I try to climb through it! Sure catches the cow's attention when I shriek like a little girl and jump halfway across the street, though.      Where AmI wrote: Having lived literally across the street from a cattle feedlot, I have to say cows stink so bad - not as bad as pigs - but they stink so bad the stench gets under your skin and in your clothes and into your lungs.  On a day without wind going the opposite direction, or a day without wind period, the air is thick with the stench of cows. I love farm animals... Have you tried burning dry cow chips for fuel? They burn really well and they're environmentally friendly, and for you perhaps even free.... I understand the worship of an animal that has guaranteed the survival of mankind throughout the millenia. Fantastic creatures. Wish they were carnivores and ate people.      guidogodoy wrote: Alright. I am getting damn sick and tired of all of you who are badmouthing the cow. I live with across the street from them, they feed and give me something to keep my Mac & Cheese (spirals) from being lumpy. Spew whatever religious mumbo-jumbo you want but lay off my cows!