My thoughts exactly Joe! 'must have been a reason the window got busted in the first place and that they nicked the trash bag - lol (thought it could have been someone's girlfriend or a lady I helped put away for a couple of years for stealing from a parent group; but when I discovered what was missing, I knew it was random) Still funny as hell!
Yeah, HB, it was a couple days with used tissues, bandages, a soda can, gum, you know, all the things that make a trash bag smell like a trash bag. Alas, no banana peals or peach pits ... not even an apple core.
