[Deep Freeze] Saturday, October 10, 2009 7:19:35 AM
Pfff! Insomnia!! I'll tell yas about yer insomnia! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lack of sleep and I are good friends. Too much pain to get any real sleep. When I do, it is deep, coma-like bursts! HA!!!! I have a terrible snoring problem when I do get so exhausted that I 'pass out'. The Princess finally made me go online and buy one of those mouth -guard thingies that is supposed to make you stop. Well, I am pretty sure I did not snore but my friggin front teeth are killing me now!!! HAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Not sure how many of you are familiar with these things but they are clearly a left over concept from the Inquisition. The idea is that they force your lower jaw forward and open your airway. That works just fine but the trade off is that it puts tremendous pressure on your lower front teeth all night! YOUCH!!! Mind you, I am an old man and while I still retain all my REAL teeth, I am certain that most of them are not the strongest little buggers in the dental world. Sheesh!
I guess it will have to do for now as the only alternative is to sleep in the other room. I saw a doctor for it and got the usual, "try losing some weight" bit. Oh boy! You think the Princess didn't pounce on THAT??? HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAA!!!!! I am NOT eating celery sticks and Yoplait...... ANYHOO, one man's struggle. Edited at: Saturday, October 10, 2009 7:26:33 AM
