Okay - so someone help the technology-dope known as MetalPixie.
Trying to add a photo here (from my personal stash - not a URL linkable location) 
and I cannot figure it out for the life of me.
H-E-L-P!!!  (Gotta be this stupid fever I can't get rid of.)

By the way, Mara ... I see you live in/near Chicago.
I would LOVE to meet sometime and chit-chat about our shared interest(s).
And, anybody else in the Chicago area.