I HAVE ALREADY STARTED LAUGHING AND HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED...HMMM HMMM HERE WE GO -

1- ARE YOUR PARENTS RETARDED BECAUSE U SURE R SPECIAL.
2 - I MAY NOT BE FRED FLINSTONE BUT I BET I CAN MAKE YOUR BEDROCK !
3 - U CAN CUM WHEN I CUM OR U CAN COME WHEN I COME BACK ITS UP TO YA
4 - IF U AND I WERE SQUIRRELS I WOULD STORE MY NUTS IN YOUR HOLE.
5 - I KNOW THERE R PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA BUT U R THE ONLY ONE I WAT TO MOUNT BACK AT MY PLACE.
6 - IF U WERE A MCDONALDS HAMBURGER U WOULD BE A MCGORGEOUS
7 - I KNOW I AM NOT THE BEST LOOKING THING IN HERE BUT I AM THE ONLY ONE TALKING TO U.
8 - I WANT TO KISS YOUR LIPS PASSIONATLEY ..AND THEN MOVE UP TO YOUR BELLY BUTTON
9 - WOW R THOSE REAL
10 - U MUST WORK FOR SUBWAY BECAUSE U JUST GAVE ME A FOOTLONG  
11- DID IT HURT U WHEN U FELL FROM HEAVEN
12 - SURE ITS A NEEDLE BUT IT MOVES LIKE A SEWING MACHINE
13- DID U FART / BECAUSE U BLEW ME AWAY
14- CAN I HAVE YOUR PICTURE SO I CAN SHOW SANTA WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
15- YOUR PLACE OR MINE ? I WILL FLIP A COIN.. HEAD AT YOUR PLACE TAIL AT MINE

ALRIGHT MY SINGLE BROTHERS MAKE SURE U GET IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR AND PARACTICE THESE LINES... AND REPLY IF THEY WORK !!! LOL...NO SERIOUSLY REPLY IF THEY WORK ! YALL BE GOOD.HAPPY EARLY VALENTINES DAY !