Hey all!! Wha's happ'nin'? What's shakin' & quakin'? What's movin' & groovin'? What's new 'n exciting? Hah? Hmmm?? o_O (Yes...you guessed right...I'm too feckin' lazy to be reading through the last 10 or so pages of posts...LOL!!)
Me? Eh....this kid's got nuthin'.... If you've all seen the Bill Murray movie "Groundhog Day," you pretty much know my story...so...I'm depending on y'all to render some news/info/low-down/skinny/what-the-hell-have-ya that might make this kid smile/laugh/celebrate with you/what-the-hell-have-ya.......as a caveat though, the following is just a sample of some news I could do very well without:
1) If you've been looking into using butt-plugs- I mean, okay....do whatever gets yer freak on, go with it and God Bless man, but...keep the updates to yerself, y'dig?
2) If you've found some seriously unidentifiable matter or another in your refrigerators that happened to consume the family cat- Sorry if such an event occurred, but...may I offer.. empty that sumbitch, douche that fucker out proper and throw a fresh box of Arm & Hammer baking soda in there to minimize odors and for GOD'S sakes...thin the left-over herd once a week...you'll thank me later. As for the consumed cat.... **shrugs** ...adopt a new one...get it spayed and neutered like that Bob Barker dude's always been pushin'...
3) If picking off poppy seeds from bagels and counting the amount of 'em PER BAGEL for a cost/comparison analysis has been the height of your excitement as of late.....hooo boy....then you'd need more of a life than THIS kid....dig it....unless of course this is a profession of yours and you're getting righteously paid for it...then fuck yeh...I say count them seeds and be the feckin' best at it!
4) ...and lastly...as examples go... I could care less about politics....may I remind you all that I'm about as politically minded as a cardboard box...I've heard the events of what's going on in AZ...here in NY we got a governor that we like to call 'Blind-Muppet Boy' who's got this state on its knees so hardcore right now the patella bones are splintering, and Arnold is STILL governor in CA....which is frightening as fuck-all...quite frankly.
So...beyond the aforementioned...I'm strapped for what else may not really tickle my hypothalamus (look it up)...so....let's make it good people... Moreover, I hope you've all been happy, healthy, laughing, livin', lovin', touchin', squeezin' (Oooh, a Journey reference, dig it!), and all that happy horseshit... **nods**
I bid you all a wonderful day/evening and am lookin' forward to the respective updates.
Wha's happ'nin'? What's shakin' & quakin'? What's movin' & groovin'? What's new 'n exciting? Hah? Hmmm?? o_O (Yes...you guessed right...I'm too feckin' lazy to be reading through the last 10 or so pages of posts...LOL!!)
If you've all seen the Bill Murray movie "Groundhog Day," you pretty much know my story...so...I'm depending on y'all to render some news/info/low-down/skinny/what-the-hell-have-ya that might make this kid smile/laugh/celebrate with you/what-the-hell-have-ya.......as a caveat though, the following is just a sample of some news I could do very well without:
Moreover, I hope you've all been happy, healthy, laughing, livin', lovin', touchin', squeezin' (Oooh, a Journey reference, dig it!), and all that happy horseshit... **nods**