Who? WTF, who? Oh, the stupid athority on all things Mel. Yes, I'm calling her a liar! Pants on fire! The only thing I dislike more than celebrity fodor, is the assholes who follow them around. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, November 24, 2010 11:03:40 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
So let me get this straight ... are you calling Joy Behar a liar?
spapad wrote:
Geographically speaking it does not matter which side of the damn world you flush a toilet in. The mechanics of the toilet set the motion, and there is no such thing as swirl reversing just because you happen to be in the southern hemisphere. Now, I've explained something you already know, what I want to know is how much trouble would it be to throw the axis of the earth off, just enough, that the Mideastern states of America could be just a skoosh off the line of the equator?
I think I'd love it here much more year round if that happened.
As for celebrities, cant we just send them to some place in the world no one will ever hear of again? A small rock island? Something like that?
guidogodoy wrote:
Damnit! WE have to claim him? I mean, we lost Madonna to England. I think nationality should go with the accent. Better yet, it should be a draft like Dave Chappelle did: "Who wants Tiger Woods?"
Now what about that more important toilet issue?
spapad wrote:
Actually Mel was a young export to Australia. We, sad to say, own his birth certificate. Born in the state of NY. I guess we'll just have to keep the little bastard with us so he doesn't try to hurt anyone else. Movies? I think he can safely retire now. For the good of his former movies, if nothing else.
guidogodoy wrote:
Joy Behar: "Mel Gibson is threatening to leave the US moving back to his native Australia. Now we can see his career go down the toilet counter-clockwise!"
Ho ho! There MUST be some truth to this toilet business.
The only thing I dislike more than celebrity fodor, is the assholes who follow them around. 