Ok, so you're posting retarded shit because Rob Halford wants to find out if it's worthwhile making a new album? I can just see how that conversation went.
RING RING
"Hello"
"Hi Andre, It's the Metal God, Rob Halford, here........"
"OH MY FUCKIN GOD, I LOVE YOU, I WISH IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN, WHAT A TOTAL RUSH OF FUCKIN POWER THAT WOULD BE. A WHOLE BUNCH OF LITTLE KIDS RUNNING AROUND THAT ARE PART ME AND PART METAL GOD!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Anyway, the reason I'm calling is because the band are retiring and we're tossing up whether or not to write a new album before the tour. However, as you know, our last album was utter shit so we're wondering if people are still interested in hearing another one. Because we're businessmen, we figure the best way to work out if the album will sell would be if you went on jp.com and started posting as much retarded shit as is humanly possible"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOBODY IN THE WORLD IS BETTER SUITED TO THIS THAN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! IT WOULD BE A FUCKIN HONOUR TO POST RETARDED SHIT AT JP.COM. I"LL JUST KEEP SAYING THE SAME CRAP OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!!
"Cheers mate, the more retarded and the more repetitive the better"
"RETARDED AND REPETITIVE ARE MY SPECIALITIES. I"M A MOLTEN METAL MONSTER OF RETARDEDNESS AND REPETITIVENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Because we're businessmen you know. This is how serious business people do their market research"
"I WILL POST RETARDED SHIT TILL MY FINGERS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!
"Thanks a lot Andre. Bye"
hellrider 31038 wrote:
BECAUSE THE METAL GOD WHATS TO KNOW IF IT WILL BE WORTH WHILE FOR THE BAND. IT CAN BE A RISK .THEY ARE ALSO BUISNESS MEN.
jimmyjames wrote:
Why?
hellrider 31038 wrote:
SO HOW MANY COPIES OF THE NEW JUDAS PRIEST STYLE HEAVY METAL ARE YOU GOING TO BUY
