OMG. Someone should wish ME a Happy Mother's Day today. I finally managed to finish the remake of the Karate Kid. Yeah, the 2010 version with Jaden Smith. Someone somewhere told me that it was worth the watch so I rented it for a buck and just burned it to my HD.
I am an insomniac and damned if I didn't find my cure. Film put me to sleep 8 times but I was gonna finish it, damnit! Having now done so, I feel like I have given birth. It was one of the most god-awful experiences of my life. I thought Jackie Chan might prove to be a redeeming quality? Nope, was I wrong.
Forget water-bording. This film was pure torture and will be deleted and zero-ed out of my harddrive. Avoid like the plague. Must go vomit....