Sadly, in all my travels across the globe, I have never seen anything that can compare with the USA. Want me to go to the local Walmart and take a picture to prove it?
They have more scooters to move around the deathly obese than carts / trollys, so it seems.
As for France in particular, the typical American couldn't even fit in the shower. In Mont St. Michel, it would have been impossible for many to even fit in the small openings that were the passages to the hotels. I imagine that they must keep a large supply of butter up in the lodges for those who stupidly try and get stuck.
I was never in France myself, but I have to say that Italians disprove my picture as do Germans, but Austrians surprisingly dont.
guidogodoy wrote:
Having just come back from patrolling France, all I can say is: BWHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
_strat_ wrote:
I have but one thing to say to this:
You might be European and not even know it!
Of course, all that fire would melt the fat, but judging from the size of that jacket, Id say there never was any to begin with.
guitardude wrote:
Hello Strat
Nice to see you again my friend. Hope all is well, but I have only one question..... Is that the Euro version of me?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent. 