Now, see? If you weren't a foreigner, your script wouldn't be all screwy. I mean, how do you get by singing the singing the American National Anthem over there? Do you just translate it, or what?
Oh yes, and as a Disciple of Cornholio I can also claim to be able to pronounce" Las rrrrrruedas rrrrruedan rrrrrrápidamente en el ferrrrrrrrrocrarrrrril"!!!