Well, ma' dropped me Nebraska, moved me to West Virginia(no I'm not a freakin' hillbilly),
then raised me in Ohio.(so people would quit calling me a freakin' hillbilly)
I'm kidding of course about the hillbilly thing but West Virginia has such a reputation in other parts
of the country.
True story: When my mother moved to Nebraska(to drop me)(lol) she was in a store and the clerk noticed
an accent so she asked where she was from and my mother says "West Virginia." The clerk stepped
around the counter and looked at her feet then stepped back around the counter. So, my mother was like
"what's that all about?" and the clerk said "I heard people in West Virginia don't wear shoes."
