1. Broom
2. Saw
3. File (or grinder)
4. Gas
5. Lighter
6. One of your signs
7. 1 Tack
8. Video camera
9. Tripod
First place the camera on the tripod and then hit record.
Now saw the handle off of the broom. You'll need at least four feet.
Now file or grind a sharp point on one end of the broom.
Now shove this up your ass until it comes out of the top of your head.
Now tack your sign to the tip of the broom. (that's the part sticking out of your head)
Now douse yourself (and your sign) with the gas and then use the lighter to ignite the gas.
Make sure you're in front of the camera during all of this.
Upload video to youtube.
(I'll guarantee at least a million hits with this one)
Of course I'm kidding but man, this is how you make me feel with post after post of the same freakin' message.
I'm actually feeling bad posting this but since you could care less how anyone feels I'll show you the same courtesy, fuck it.
