Curse you, vile woman! How am I ever going to see a Sponge Bob episode with no glasses? What, you wearing one lens of mine as a monocle?!
I laugh at people who actually "balance a checkbook" in this day and age. Some of my elders still do it and, when questioned, only have found a few pennies difference in a lifetime. Auto pay, auto deduct. Always pay off the entire balance of a credit card.
Just setting up a few trips based on the credit card miles today, in fact. Just got the visa for Brazil and diving in the Cayman Isles is now in the works. Putting packs of gum on a credit card adds up! NEVER pay a minimum. Only buy what you can afford, pay in full and you'll benefit (if you like to travel).
Now give me back my cane! It has hidden compartments! LOL!!!!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Not sure about the credit card but I'll take the rest of your sage advice. Thank you, oldie!
Now, then. I must confess that I've been using your glasses to balance my checkbook. The lenses on my own kept popping out. Also, I used your cane as a toilet plunger. Sorry. I'll clean it up soon, though.
guidogodoy wrote:
Oh I can help with that....simple. Don't write checks!
I seriously must write fewer than 10 a year. Get double-sided checks (makes an imprint of the check) and a good credit card with airline miles and USE them. Take my sage words of wisdom.
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Yeah, sure. As soon as I find out how to balance my checkbook.
guidogodoy wrote:
Can you help me find my glasses first? It was by my cane (which I still haven't found).
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Ah, go clean your dentures, old-timer.
guidogodoy wrote:
Ah, you kids. Always seem to know the same quotes.
(No, I have yet to see a single "Sponge Bob" episode either!) HA!
