I am not "flirting" .... pfffft. He/She/It is my SOULMATE! Curse anyone who would rend our natural bond asunder!
Don't try me. I'll pimp-slap anyone who doubts someone named "I flick my boogers" and I aren't made to be together.
Now, tell me your feelings, Boogie! Share your feelings! How much do you like Joe Jackson? Of course I am speaking of "Shoeless" Joe Jackson.