Pues, ¿Por qué? Ever been to México, DF? I've seen people drop trow and do a #2 in the street during daylight! Not a damn bush even close! Paris? Even some of the fanciest of restaurants has a W.C. that is just a hole in the ground! lol Seriously, you have to be careful not to fall in!
How about the word "alacrán" then? ="Scorpion." THAT might be a better word to learn when attempting to go out to water the arbustos.