I've got a couple of shots of the roaming JP tuning fork in Spain but my post now is more because I couldn't find (aka. didn't care to look too hard) for the "happy / made you laugh" thread. Best one? I get a "Homeland Security" form from Air Europa (AVOID!!!) to fill out the other day. As i speak Spanish, they gave me the Spanish form insisting that I have to fill it out (erm..I didn't a month earlier diving in Honduras). The best question? Translation: do you intend to work in the USA?" Not bad but was a charged question lobbed in with others: "Have you ever been deported?" "Have you ever spent more than 5 years in jail?" Ummmm....what do I mark? Yeah, I kinda work in the USA but no to the others (and there were more). Do I mark "No" and not have to work again? lol
Best part was that I had to sign away my rights to be deported if I lied. Where the hell would they deport me to?!? Guantanamo?! Haiti?!? HAAAAA!!!!
At least the "aduanero" had the sense to crumple it up and throw it away before I could make a comment. Growing up so close to Canada, you learn quickly that they have NO sense of humor. Especially at 4am when I passed through.
