Haaaa good joke, one time I have tried to ride a Motocross bike, the owner of this bike was sitting behind me, we felt both back because,
I have started to ride the bike a short time too fast, so I have driven the bike on one wheel!! It is dangerous when I drive I think, you have to learn me riding with you,
be my teacher....
then we will ride hard and good both together......or it is better we will ride a trike?