How about higher feelings? Who is going to run the full 26.2 mile marathon with me at St Jude in Memphis? Great cause for child cancer.
This is especially for you fat suckers who coulldn't run a block if pushed in a trolly!
No...I take that back. Being pushed is NOT running. MOVE fatasses. I guarantee that, as a runner and diver, I weigh far less than you. That probably goes for the whole board!