Damn straight in BOTH your definitions. "Bastard" is not a pejorative, it is a definition of a child born out of wedlock as you said. Likewise, "bitch" is a female dog! A "marathon" is defined by the distance of 26.2 miles!
I am sure that the only "marathons" those two fools have ever participated in were those on TV. Marathon of "Star Trek" or, perhaps a fav of mine (and JD's) "The Twillight Zone!"
IMO, anyone so obsessed about calling people she doesn't know "fat" must be HUGE!!! Hell, she should know about Freud, and the "freudian slip," no? I say the same goes for the obsession of Snot.
Hope your triathalon went well today! 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS from Monday, July 06, 2015 10:40:35 AM)| |  | HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote: | | Oh, if only you could have run a 1 kilometer "marathon" at the age of 3!! Oh wait, those DON'T EXIST!! So little Oli ran 0.6 miles and a marathon is 26.2 miles. Yup, that's the same thing.  Using the world marathon as the same as race or run just shows her intelligence. For someone so fond of Wikipedia, you'd think she would look it up!!! DUH Now, I'm off to do my triathlon. I'm sure there is one going on somewhere in the world and since I'm going to swim, bike and run today, that makes it a triathlon!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Apparently distance doesn't actually matter! It's the thought that counts!
Since she hasn't had sex in 15 years, that has to make him at least 15 by now. Unless she is Mary, yeah right. And last I checked, if you have a child out of wedlock, that child is a bastard. So you are correct Guido, as you and everyone else that can comprehend English knows. But that 15 year old has accomplished more in his life than you ever will. Wow, delusional much????
(Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, July 05, 2015 11:18:29 PM)
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Of course! Just as you can say that a 3-year-old has done more in his life that I did in my supposedly old one! Hmmmm....he pooped in his pants but perhaps has learned to use the bathroom? Damn, gotta practice there. He goes to daycare while his mom "interviews?" Hmmmm....that might be tough as I'd have to ask for a leave of absence from work. Still, I like to do basic puzzles and finger-paint! He can kick high enough to hit my cojones? Good warning. I shall work on my low blocks! Then again, a name like "Oli" goes well with "Costello." Perfect duo of comics! That leaves Laurel with Abbott!
I am a visionary, no? Granted all have passed on but I am the Nostra of this age....just in the past.
(Quoting Message by HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS from Sunday, July 05, 2015 11:07:27 PM)
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But it was a race that was done on the same day as the HALF marathon. So he ran a marathon DAMN YOU!!! Just cause it was the Junior run, I can call it a FULL MARATHON if I want to!
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Age 3?!? I say that was just a junior run. If not, as I said, she is doing major damage to such a small boy. I bet you anything that she knows nothing about nutrition and bone structure. He would crack a leg (and have to be put down like a 3 year old horse) if he did what she claims.
Again, my BS meter is at 100%!!
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Oh, I'm able to read. But you are clearly unable to COMPREHEND ENGLISH!!! First of all, halb means HALF, therefore your link is to a HALF marathon!! A half marathon is 13.1 miles which is equivalent to 21.08 km!! Next up, you say they run a couple of km. So, your kid did not run 42.16 km and therefore DID NOT run a marathon OR even a HALF marathon. This is from your source:
Wien in Bewegung - Sport für die ganze Familie
- Halbmarathon
- Power Run
- Staffel Halbmarathon
- Fun Run
- Nordic Walking
- Mini Run
- Kids Run
- Junior Run
So, your kid did a kids run, just like we said. Yet you keep on arguing and accuse me of being unable to read. You also threatened Guido with bodily harm, all because you are WRONG and can't admit it. Congratulations to your son for completing the run. We have kids runs in the US, we are not a poor country. Clearly you can not read or comprehend English.
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I guess you are not able to read SHITNESS!! http://www.halbmarathon.at/de for the Kids it calls also MARATHON! the kids are really proud of it and really motivated, they run a few km! does it not exist in America? - poor country....
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A kids fun run is NOT THE SAME as a MARATHON. Just because it is a kids race when the actual marathon takes place, doesn't make it a marathon unless you run 26.2 miles. I call BULLSHIT that a 3 year old ran a marathon. If he HAD, it would be all over the news!!
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Oh no way. Did twatwaffle actually claim that her son ran a MARATHON at age 3?!?!? Holy shit. He should be in the record books!
Is she too dumb to realize that a marathon is 26.2 miles / +42 km?!? HAAAAA!! Talk about BULLSHIT! Too sad to even look at her claim of nonsense.
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