| [Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:23:47 AM | |
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Lord, I will pledge my allegiance, in return for an apropriate title and compensation!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 7:07:37 PM)| |  | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | I am Lord Darth!!!! All will bow and kneel before me! Pledge your allegiance to me and receive power and glory!!!!
DF, my faithful Warlock! It seems the renegade Guido has decided the pop music of _strat_ is better than the heavy metal of Darthism! Lead my legions into battle! The lycan foot soldiers, the vampire generals, the demon painkillers and killing machines are for YOU to command at my lesuire! Do NOT fail me, lest you face my wrath!
Paorcamp, I bestow upon you the power of the undead! Direct sunlight is your undoing...everything else is really just bullshit.
Adrianaec, I bestow upon you the power of the lycan (werewolf)! Only the silver bullet is your undoing...so none of that Coors Light swill for you!
Now, my legions...ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| [Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 6:21:03 AM | |
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Actually, no. But those do sound like they should be porn film titles - if they are not already.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 6:15:09 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Let me guess... Your job is making up titles for porn films, right?
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Hey! My bitches are from all over the universe! The wild wenches from 3tittiedom, the 2 crotch ladies of doublevaginalfun, and assorted humans from all over the world.
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| [_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 6:15:09 AM | |
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Let me guess... Your job is making up titles for porn films, right?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:49:15 AM)| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Hey! My bitches are from all over the universe! The wild wenches from 3tittiedom, the 2 crotch ladies of doublevaginalfun, and assorted humans from all over the world.
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| [Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:49:15 AM | |
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Hey! My bitches are from all over the universe! The wild wenches from 3tittiedom, the 2 crotch ladies of doublevaginalfun, and assorted humans from all over the world.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:29:41 AM) |
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| [_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:29:41 AM | |
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Plasticboobiestan? No thank you, I have my own sources.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:27:45 AM)| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Dude, where else do you think your sluts are coming from? Hollywood and Vine in Los Angeles? HAHAHAHA! My spies are everywhere!
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Now why would a god like me need hookers?
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| [Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:27:45 AM | |
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Dude, where else do you think your sluts are coming from? Hollywood and Vine in Los Angeles? HAHAHAHA! My spies are everywhere!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:25:20 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Now why would a god like me need hookers?
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| [_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:26:25 AM | |
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Ah, so he is a lively widdle puppy, eh? Here doggy...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 4:11:56 AM) |
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| [_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:25:20 AM | |
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| [Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 4:13:01 AM | |
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Very quick, huh? My hookers told me you were very quick, but I didn't believe them until now.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:59:08 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Within days? Within hours! We do things very quick around here.
And how apropriate that Freeze wants to be anit-me... Pretty much what he always is!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | | I have to laugh at this..... Strat started a religion and within days there was another religion started to fight against it..... Hahahahahaha |
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| [Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 4:11:56 AM | |
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| [_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:59:08 AM | |
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Within days? Within hours! We do things very quick around here.
And how apropriate that Freeze wants to be anit-me... Pretty much what he always is!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 8:16:43 PM)| | | devils_child wrote: | | | I have to laugh at this..... Strat started a religion and within days there was another religion started to fight against it..... Hahahahahaha |
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| [_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:37:34 AM | |
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Aww! What a cute widdle doggy...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:34:28 AM)| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Okay, DF...You can be the honorary hand-waver guy (challis of wine in hand).
For those who don't know what a lycan is...think werewolf!
You can run really fast, jump high, carry a wicked sword, and rip strat and his pansies apart with your bare hands and teeth! Floss and nail-sharpeners are provided to keep your fangs and claws razor-sharp too! Plus, you get a killer fur coat when you have to deal with the cold and you will never overheat (you live in Hell). |
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| [Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:34:28 AM | |
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Okay, DF...You can be the honorary hand-waver guy (challis of wine in hand).
For those who don't know what a lycan is...think werewolf!
You can run really fast, jump high, carry a wicked sword, and rip strat and his pansies apart with your bare hands and teeth! Floss and nail-sharpeners are provided to keep your fangs and claws razor-sharp too! Plus, you get a killer fur coat when you have to deal with the cold and you will never overheat (you live in Hell). |
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| [_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:13:08 AM | |
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And I will make sure you stay my pope! You get to run our church, you get to be filthy rich, you get to be as wild as you want to, you get... Anything! Youre the pope!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 9:07:56 PM)| | | devils_child wrote: | | Hahaha....  ... Although I'm having mixed feelings about both religions... Darth offered me a "special position" within his organised faith.... But i am already Pope of Strats faith.... hmmmm 
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Umm..'Child.. I started the religion and I started the one to fight against it! In fact, I would not have had to start the second one if that darn strat would have simply made me pope!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now then, my good lord Darth... I would not know a lycan from a loaf of bread. I go to bed by 8:30 at night so your vampires are out of luck and I took the painkillers for my aching back! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might be able to lead a small group to the 'fridge but as for a "battle"...? You have the wrong cat! Why do you think I wanted to be pope???? All you have to do to be pope is stand at the window and wave! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | I am Lord Darth!!!! All will bow and kneel before me! Pledge your allegiance to me and receive power and glory!!!!
DF, my faithful Warlock! It seems the renegade Guido has decided the pop music of _strat_ is better than the heavy metal of Darthism! Lead my legions into battle! The lycan foot soldiers, the vampire generals, the demon painkillers and killing machines are for YOU to command at my lesuire! Do NOT fail me, lest you face my wrath!
Paorcamp, I bestow upon you the power of the undead! Direct sunlight is your undoing...everything else is really just bullshit.
Adrianaec, I bestow upon you the power of the lycan (werewolf)! Only the silver bullet is your undoing...so none of that Coors Light swill for you!
Now, my legions...ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| [_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:11:18 AM | |
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Why, you get a crib of your own (I will post a pic of it when I get home - the damn work computer wont let me). You get your own private army that attends to your every neeed. And you get to bust some asses with cushions and comfty chairs.
Pension scheme: if you ever want to retire, you get to keep your crib, your army, and get my special thanks in cash.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 9:28:48 PM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Now wait a minute, last I left the discussion I openly proclaimed myself a free agent of good or evil depending on position / retirement package and hotties.
To date, I have heard nary a word about the retirement package or hotties. See? I am a natural at asking questions. Talent like mine deserves proper compensation. |
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| [guidogodoy] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:06:49 AM | |
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Why, ME, Mr. KoTTTEER!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by TIMBONI from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:59:07 PM)| | | TIMBONI wrote: | | Such a nice Italian boy. Who could want to miss an episode ?
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Hmmmm...I see you side-stepped the Tony Danza question. Sends up red flags. You must either like Tony Danza or are trying to suck people into that living rerun hell.
| | | TIMBONI wrote: | | Ha ! Not long enough for one who enjoys his work ! 
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | DAMN! How freakin' long does this purgatory business take???
Is it true that the only thing on TV there is Tony Danza in "Whose the Boss?" If so, that is an immediate deal-breaker.
| | | TIMBONI wrote: | | Please hold . . . . . . . 
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | I am also interested in subscribing to your newsletter. What does purgatory have to offer me?
Best be quick, though. It is well-documented that I don't like waiting around for long! 
| | | TIMBONI wrote: | | This is a dream come true . . . . . . wanna be central ! Holy Kingdom ? Consider me . . . PERGATORY !
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| [TIMBONI] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:59:07 PM | |
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Such a nice Italian boy. Who could want to miss an episode ?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:48:38 PM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Hmmmm...I see you side-stepped the Tony Danza question. Sends up red flags. You must either like Tony Danza or are trying to suck people into that living rerun hell.
| | | TIMBONI wrote: | | Ha ! Not long enough for one who enjoys his work !
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | DAMN! How freakin' long does this purgatory business take???
Is it true that the only thing on TV there is Tony Danza in "Whose the Boss?" If so, that is an immediate deal-breaker.
| | | TIMBONI wrote: | | Please hold . . . . . . .
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | I am also interested in subscribing to your newsletter. What does purgatory have to offer me?
Best be quick, though. It is well-documented that I don't like waiting around for long!
| | | TIMBONI wrote: | | This is a dream come true . . . . . . wanna be central ! Holy Kingdom ? Consider me . . . PERGATORY !
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| [guidogodoy] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:48:38 PM | |
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Hmmmm...I see you side-stepped the Tony Danza question. Sends up red flags. You must either like Tony Danza or are trying to suck people into that living rerun hell.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by TIMBONI from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:37:33 PM)| | | TIMBONI wrote: | | Ha ! Not long enough for one who enjoys his work !
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | DAMN! How freakin' long does this purgatory business take???
Is it true that the only thing on TV there is Tony Danza in "Whose the Boss?" If so, that is an immediate deal-breaker.
| | | TIMBONI wrote: | | Please hold . . . . . . .
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | I am also interested in subscribing to your newsletter. What does purgatory have to offer me?
Best be quick, though. It is well-documented that I don't like waiting around for long!
| | | TIMBONI wrote: | | This is a dream come true . . . . . . wanna be central ! Holy Kingdom ? Consider me . . . PERGATORY !
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| [TIMBONI] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:37:33 PM | |
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Ha ! Not long enough for one who enjoys his work !
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:35:30 PM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | DAMN! How freakin' long does this purgatory business take???
Is it true that the only thing on TV there is Tony Danza in "Whose the Boss?" If so, that is an immediate deal-breaker.
| | | TIMBONI wrote: | | Please hold . . . . . . .
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | I am also interested in subscribing to your newsletter. What does purgatory have to offer me?
Best be quick, though. It is well-documented that I don't like waiting around for long!
| | | TIMBONI wrote: | | This is a dream come true . . . . . . wanna be central ! Holy Kingdom ? Consider me . . . PERGATORY !
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| [guidogodoy] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:35:30 PM | |
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DAMN! How freakin' long does this purgatory business take???
Is it true that the only thing on TV there is Tony Danza in "Who's the Boss?" If so, that is an immediate deal-breaker. [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by TIMBONI from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:30:21 PM)
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I am also interested in subscribing to your newsletter. What does purgatory have to offer me?
Best be quick, though. It is well-documented that I don't like waiting around for long!
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This is a dream come true . . . . . . wanna be central ! Holy Kingdom ? Consider me . . . PERGATORY !
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