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[kiamat] Thursday, February 12, 2009 2:45:46 PM 
Reminds me of Northern Word (Ayup/Nah/gerr'way wi' ye!)

Oooh, somebody make me stop laughing- bad for my poor rock climbing tortured stomach muscles!
[adrianaec_88] Wednesday, February 11, 2009 7:47:12 PM 
LMAO!!! I want Windaz!!!! how to fuck around with the settings LOL  
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Edited at: Wednesday, February 11, 2009 7:47:43 PM
[_strat_] Monday, February 09, 2009 4:12:00 PM 
Also, Microsoft has released "Windaz", the special version for Ausies. Here are some of the new features:





[_strat_] Monday, February 09, 2009 4:08:45 PM 

For all ye Windows haters out there:





[_strat_] Monday, January 26, 2009 6:29:47 AM 
Advertisement in the newspaper:

"I sell a dog. German doga, 3 years old. Eats everything, loves children."
[buck foston] Sunday, January 25, 2009 4:47:04 PM 
[ron h] Saturday, January 24, 2009 7:27:01 PM 

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by mgdman from Saturday, January 24, 2009 7:25:48 PM)
[mgdman] Saturday, January 24, 2009 7:25:48 PM 
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. 
She is not happy with what she sees and  says to her  husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.  
I really need you to pay me a compliment.' 
 
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near
perfect.' 
 
And then the fight started.....   
[ron h] Saturday, January 24, 2009 10:55:49 AM 
...dam!!! 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, January 23, 2009 7:25:33 AM)
[ron h] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:58:08 AM 
cool 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, January 23, 2009 7:54:33 AM)
[_strat_] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:54:33 AM 
Lol...
[ron h] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:25:33 AM 
You got it HB!!!

What'd the fish say when it swam into the wall??
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Friday, January 23, 2009 7:10:34 AM)
[Head banger] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:10:34 AM 
its asshole
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, January 23, 2009 5:56:33 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:02:36 AM 
It's antannae.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, January 23, 2009 5:56:33 AM)
[ron h] Friday, January 23, 2009 5:56:33 AM 
What's the last thing to go through a bugs mind as it hits your windshield??
[devils_child] Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:52:45 PM 
Used?.... Don't you mean Abused??
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[Soylentgreen4u] Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:20:12 PM 
THE ONLY HOPE FOR YOUR LOVED ONE IS A BRAIN TRANSPLANT...THE DOCTOR INFORMS THE
FAMILY GATHERED IN THE WAITING ROOM...HOW MUCH DOES A BRAIN COST? ASKED A FAMILY MEMBER...THE DOCTOR REPLIES...$10,000 FOR A FEMALE BRAIN,AND $7,000 FOR A MALE BRAIN...WOMEN IN THE ROOM TRIED NOT TO SMILE,BUT SOME ACTUALLY SMIRKED...
A GIRL,UNABLE TO CONTROL HER CURIOUSITY,BLURTED OUT...WHY IS THE FEMALE BRAIN SO MUCH MORE?...THE DOCTOR SMILED AT THE CHILDISH INNOCENCE AND THEN TO THE ENTIRE GROUP SAID...IT'S A STANDARD PRICING PROCEDURE...WE HAVE TO MARK THE MALE BRAINS DOWN....THEY'RE USED....
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 5:14:10 AM 
If you can drink beer, fart and watch NASCAR simultaneously, you might be a redneck!
[kiamat] Monday, January 05, 2009 7:18:27 AM 
No, I'm thinking sofa and Sky sports might sum up all of that.
[_strat_] Monday, January 05, 2009 1:26:32 AM 
Not to mention remote control operating, proper car parking, and the Chill out center.
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