[Soylentgreen4u] Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:20:12 PM
THE ONLY HOPE FOR YOUR LOVED ONE IS A BRAIN TRANSPLANT...THE DOCTOR INFORMS THE
FAMILY GATHERED IN THE WAITING ROOM...HOW MUCH DOES A BRAIN COST? ASKED A FAMILY MEMBER...THE DOCTOR REPLIES...$10,000 FOR A FEMALE BRAIN,AND $7,000 FOR A MALE BRAIN...WOMEN IN THE ROOM TRIED NOT TO SMILE,BUT SOME ACTUALLY SMIRKED...
A GIRL,UNABLE TO CONTROL HER CURIOUSITY,BLURTED OUT...WHY IS THE FEMALE BRAIN SO MUCH MORE?...THE DOCTOR SMILED AT THE CHILDISH INNOCENCE AND THEN TO THE ENTIRE GROUP SAID...IT'S A STANDARD PRICING PROCEDURE...WE HAVE TO MARK THE MALE BRAINS DOWN....THEY'RE USED....
