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THE BILL
Donald & Daisy Duck had just gotten married & were on their honeymoon.
Donald was in the mood--but Daisy --not quite ready to start a family yet--asked Donald "Do you have any condoms ?"
Donald says "no I'll go down to the front desk --they're sure to have them for sale there "
Donald goes to the front desk & asks to buy condoms
The desk clerk asks "shall I put them on your bill ?""
Donald yells "pervert !!"
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| [CountessErzebethBathory9] Saturday, June 06, 2009 2:23:20 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, June 03, 2009 6:54:47 PM | |
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| [ron h] Thursday, May 28, 2009 7:02:33 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:36:01 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:35:26 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:34:11 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:32:48 PM | |
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| [Becks] Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:30:17 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:28:22 PM | |
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| [kiamat] Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:55:04 AM | |
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This sounds like a punishment system that my school had- for minor rule breaking like having your shirt untucked all the time the teachers would give you a Persistent Infringement Slip, the idea being that if you got more than three, you got a detention. Soon after it was introduced the name was changed to Persistent Infringement Form, due to too many kids taking the P.I.S.
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Special High Intensity Training or S.H.I.T. for short
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained, through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.).
If you feel that you are not given enough S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list.
Employees who are unable to handle S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Program (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
Since your managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T. as they are already full of S.H.I.T.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., and qualified you may be interested in a job, training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
Those who are proficient in B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. can apply for promotion to the Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).
If you have any questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
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| [chileansteel] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 11:13:26 PM | |
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| [spapad] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:05:21 PM | |
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That's a good one Metallark! Noe schitt!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Metallark from Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:01:35 PM)| | | Metallark wrote: | | WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
REMEMBER: LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE. Edited at: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:02:01 PM Edited at: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:02:47 PM
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| [Metallark] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:01:35 PM | |
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WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
REMEMBER: LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE. Edited at: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:02:01 PM Edited at: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:02:47 PM
Edited at: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:03:29 PM |
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| [spapad] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:45:55 PM | |
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Special High Intensity Training or S.H.I.T. for short
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained, through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.).
If you feel that you are not given enough S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list.
Employees who are unable to handle S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Program (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
Since your managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T. as they are already full of S.H.I.T.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., and qualified you may be interested in a job, training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
Those who are proficient in B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. can apply for promotion to the Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).
If you have any questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.). |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 3:26:44 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 3:19:05 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, May 26, 2009 6:54:03 PM | |
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| [kiamat] Sunday, May 24, 2009 9:02:20 AM | |
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Because Klingons were baddies in those days and even had dodgy accents so you could tell zey vere rreal baddies. None of these pansy Klingons who are actually members of Starfleet...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:56:18 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | No. Data is cool. And so is Q. Kirk never had anything to do with Q. And Picard had a Klingon. Did Kirk have a Klingon? No, Kirk didnt have a Klingon. Picard had a cool uniform, very stylish. Did Kirk have a cool uniform, very stylish? No Kirk had a yellow tight shirt.
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No. Data is cool. And so is Q. Kirk never had anything to do with Q. And Picard had a Klingon. Did Kirk have a Klingon? No, Kirk didnt have a Klingon. Picard had a cool uniform, very stylish. Did Kirk have a cool uniform, very stylish? No Kirk had a yellow tight shirt.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:52:25 PM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | data is a rip off mr spock
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| [Head banger] Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:52:25 PM | |
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data is a rip off mr spock
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:49:58 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Kirk never had a cool android.
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| [Head banger] Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:30:03 PM | |
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picard never got anyone to heal the horta
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:27:13 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Well, yeah, they were short. But in Picards days, short skirts gave way to very, VERY tight costumes.
Picard went against borgs. Kirks main opponents were Klingons with bad makeup.
| | | Head banger wrote: | | but..... he.... could.....kick...... some.....ass.....
and the skirts were real short!!!
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Youre right. A real captain would embarrase himself with bad acting.
Is it just me, or is Spock wearing make-up?
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Well, yeah, they were short. But in Picards days, short skirts gave way to very, VERY tight costumes.
Picard went against borgs. Kirks main opponents were Klingons with bad makeup.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Saturday, May 23, 2009 11:52:04 AM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | but..... he.... could.....kick...... some.....ass.....
and the skirts were real short!!!
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Youre right. A real captain would embarrase himself with bad acting.
Is it just me, or is Spock wearing make-up?
| | | Head banger wrote: | | lets not, no real captain would.
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:01:23 PM | |
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| [Head banger] Saturday, May 23, 2009 11:52:04 AM | |
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but..... he.... could.....kick...... some.....ass.....
and the skirts were real short!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, May 23, 2009 11:45:16 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Youre right. A real captain would embarrase himself with bad acting.
Is it just me, or is Spock wearing make-up?
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Youre right. A real captain would embarrase himself with bad acting.
Is it just me, or is Spock wearing make-up?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Saturday, May 23, 2009 11:38:30 AM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | lets not, no real captain would.
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| [kiamat] Saturday, May 23, 2009 4:06:57 AM | |
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Ahhh, don't feel bad Picard, just because you were never as awesome as the Kirkmeister. And you never got the girl.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, May 21, 2009 4:39:21 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | I feel like bashing Kirk today...
Suuure you are...
Mhm. I wonder who they are talking about? Probably Sulu...
I hope its Kirk, but Im not optimistic...
What? Cant a Vulcan get some privacy?
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| [CountessErzebethBathory9] Friday, May 22, 2009 4:37:36 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, May 22, 2009 4:29:59 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, May 21, 2009 4:42:38 PM | |
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thats funny as hell...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, May 21, 2009 4:39:21 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | I feel like bashing Kirk today...
Suuure you are...
Mhm. I wonder who they are talking about? Probably Sulu...
I hope its Kirk, but Im not optimistic...
What? Cant a Vulcan get some privacy?
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I feel like bashing Kirk today...
Suuure you are...
Mhm. I wonder who they are talking about? Probably Sulu...
I hope its Kirk, but Im not optimistic...
What? Cant a Vulcan get some privacy?
Guess not...
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| [adrianaec_88] Friday, May 15, 2009 5:08:34 PM | |
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hahahaha!!!!! his face on the first one
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, May 09, 2009 4:20:11 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Yup, dont act stupid, you all knew it was coming. Forget lolcats, here is lolBush.
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, May 15, 2009 12:02:23 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, May 15, 2009 12:01:09 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, May 15, 2009 11:59:42 AM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 13, 2009 6:54:44 PM | |
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| [kiamat] Monday, May 11, 2009 10:37:28 AM | |
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| [_strat_] Monday, May 11, 2009 10:14:51 AM | |
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Found it!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Monday, May 11, 2009 1:46:48 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Theres no site, at least not that I know of. I just went to google/images and searched "lolbush".
In any case, they are hillarious. Im just pissed because I couldnt find the best (dont even remember where I saw it, but it didnt show up on google), where Georgie is making an ass of himself, and his daughter is saying "I can has adoption?"
Yup, in a couple of years, stand up comedians will only need one line to make the audience laugh: "Ehm... The George Bush administration!"
| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | Gawd leave it up to strat to find us a LOL bush site..... I love it strat!!!!!!!
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Theres no site, at least not that I know of. I just went to google/images and searched "lolbush".
In any case, they are hillarious. Im just pissed because I couldnt find the best (dont even remember where I saw it, but it didnt show up on google), where Georgie is making an ass of himself, and his daughter is saying "I can has adoption?"
Yup, in a couple of years, stand up comedians will only need one line to make the audience laugh: "Ehm... The George Bush administration!"
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Sunday, May 10, 2009 6:03:04 PM)| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | Gawd leave it up to strat to find us a LOL bush site..... I love it strat!!!!!!!
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Gawd leave it up to strat to find us a LOL bush site..... I love it strat!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, May 09, 2009 4:20:11 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Yup, dont act stupid, you all knew it was coming. Forget lolcats, here is lolBush.
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LOL!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, May 09, 2009 4:20:11 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Yup, dont act stupid, you all knew it was coming. Forget lolcats, here is lolBush.
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Yup, dont act stupid, you all knew it was coming. Forget lolcats, here is lolBush.
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lol.HEY guido for a moment there i thought that was one of your photos with calvin.lol.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:52:04 PM)| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | OMG!!!!!! LOL LOOK FAMILIAR GUIDO?????? LOL
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| [Becks] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 7:40:03 PM | |
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Hahaha you've been busy MG, awesome! The skunks breaking in to the fridge is a crack up, hehe.
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| [guidogodoy] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 7:28:28 PM | |
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Nah, too clean! LOL!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:52:04 PM)| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | OMG!!!!!! LOL LOOK FAMILIAR GUIDO?????? LOL
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Okay Last One then Iam off to watch LOST, Then CSI NY..
Nity Nite everyone... Hugs MG~
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:52:04 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:49:48 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:43:57 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:43:03 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:41:16 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:36:29 PM | |
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I have lots around my house.... They are cute but they can be mean...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:34:45 PM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | HAAAAA!!! Perfect! I want a skunk!!!!
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HAAAAA!!! Perfect! I want a skunk!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:32:20 PM)| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | How about 2 Skunks...
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How about 2 Skunks...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:30:17 PM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | | Cats make me sneeze. Don't you have something with a Kimodo dragon a three-toed sloth or somethin'? |
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| [CountessErzebethBathory9] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:22:35 PM | |
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YEA..I hear u..I got 2 cats ..And sometimes when they do funny things..am there speaking with a small voice what suppose they'll be saying...
My son laugh everytime i do this...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:19:42 PM)| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | The saying are what I bet my cats would say,, if they could talk..LOL
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The saying are what I bet my cats would say,, if they could talk..LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by LadyBathory9 from Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:18:47 PM) |
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That one is so cool!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:16:52 PM)| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | I get cat happy once in a while...
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| [CountessErzebethBathory9] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:13:03 PM | |
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MG...Thats soo Funny...LOL...
Am laughing myself silly with all those pics ur putting on......
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:09:13 PM)| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | |  |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:12:32 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:11:43 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:10:00 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:09:13 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:03:31 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:01:47 PM | |
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| [Metallark] Tuesday, May 05, 2009 3:17:11 AM | |
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| Given this age of political correctness, residents of Kentucky, Tennessee, and West Virginia will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLY's". They (we) are now referred to as "Appalachian-Americans". |
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| [Ellieke] Saturday, May 02, 2009 4:00:35 AM | |
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Lost in translation
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| [Ellieke] Saturday, May 02, 2009 3:56:51 AM | |
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| [spapad] Friday, April 24, 2009 8:36:36 PM | |
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 Wedding Cake!........HA!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Friday, April 24, 2009 1:31:58 PM)| | | Head banger wrote: | |
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Vancouver. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese Food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous. None of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They're amazed, but continue to ask. 'So, how did you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?' Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I'm 90'.
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A group of Canadians were traveling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. 'These' she explained 'are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.' She then asked, 'What do you do in Canada with your old goats?'
A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!'
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| [Head banger] Friday, April 24, 2009 1:31:58 PM | |
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A doctor was addressing a large audience in Vancouver. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese Food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous. None of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They're amazed, but continue to ask. 'So, how did you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?' Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I'm 90'.
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A group of Canadians were traveling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. 'These' she explained 'are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.' She then asked, 'What do you do in Canada with your old goats?'
A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!'
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| [paorcamp] Thursday, April 23, 2009 8:23:28 PM | |
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