THE BILL

Donald & Daisy Duck had just gotten married & were on their honeymoon.
Donald was in the mood--but Daisy --not quite ready to start a family yet--asked Donald "Do you have any condoms ?"
Donald says "no I'll go down to the front desk --they're sure to have them for sale there "
Donald goes to the front desk & asks to buy condoms 
The desk clerk asks "shall I put them on your bill ?""
Donald yells "pervert !!"