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[Deep Freeze] Friday, November 21, 2008 5:02:55 PM 
I did NOT need to know this!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by stratlover from Friday, November 21, 2008 5:01:52 PM)
[_strat_] Friday, November 21, 2008 5:01:52 PM 
Why, its because I just had a checkup at a gynecologist. What were you thinking? Or, maybe it has something to do with one of the jokes I posted...


Yeah, I will do my best... Photoshop is waiting.

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[Deep Freeze] Friday, November 21, 2008 4:42:47 PM 
Yes, you have spelled gynecologist correctly. Why you have, I do not want to know!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would love to see what you have in mind as far as art. We have someone working on it now and I am sure any suggestions are welcome!!!
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[Head banger] Friday, November 21, 2008 4:42:21 PM 
good stuff.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by stratlover from Friday, November 21, 2008 4:30:56 PM)
[_strat_] Friday, November 21, 2008 4:39:07 PM 
Good to see you again too. Ive been paying close attention to the project thread lately, and as it happens I may just have a surprise for you guys in the cover art department... Not making any promises yet, but I do have a weekend in front of me and a good idea. I will contact you if it comes out right.

Oh, and enlighten me, o great sage of all things grammar (j/k)... Is "Gynecologist" correct?
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[Deep Freeze] Friday, November 21, 2008 4:35:21 PM 
Sometimes you need not be the author. Timing is everything! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good to see you, my friend.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by stratlover from Friday, November 21, 2008 4:34:08 PM)
[_strat_] Friday, November 21, 2008 4:34:08 PM 
Dont give me too much credit... It came in the e-mail today. I just translated the shit.
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[Deep Freeze] Friday, November 21, 2008 4:32:58 PM 
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[_strat_] Friday, November 21, 2008 4:30:56 PM 
DEFINITIONS:

Dancing - A vertical expression of a horizontal desire

Economist - Somebody who will tomorrow know why the things he predicted yesterday didnt come true today

Gynecologist - A person that works in a place where others have fun

Marriage - A union of two people that are trying to work out problems that they wouldnt have, had they stayed single

Pessimist - An optimist with experience

Alarm clock - A device made for waking people that dont have small kids

Superstar - A person that works for years to become famous, but when that happens, he/she wears big black glasses to avoid being reckognised.

A computer expert - A person that solves problems you didnt know you had

Headache - The most popular form of contraception
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, November 20, 2008 5:24:22 PM 
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, November 15, 2008 8:05:22 PM 
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT...MY TAIL IS WAGGING AGAIN...NOW SCRATCH ME BEHIND THE EAR AND TELL ME WHAT A GOOD BOY I AM!...
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[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:27:15 PM 

Now you are trying to make me feel guilty... MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I suppose I will have to put you on the back-rub list too now........  Dammitt.... LOL

Who loves ya baby!!!!  

M~


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:13:36 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:13:36 PM 
THAT'S RIGHT...KICK A GUY WHEN HE'S DOWN...YOU KNOW HOW SAD I AM OVER MY TEAM LOSING AND YOU DO THIS....WELL AREN'T YOU A PILE OF SOFT PILLOWS ON A SUNNY DAY?...
....SHAME,SHAME,SHAME!...YOU COULD OF AT LEAST WAITED UNTIL I HAD A BEER OR TWO IN ME....NICE!

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[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:11:40 PM 
lol
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, November 15, 2008 6:50:08 PM 

SOy was this you....  LMAO

[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, November 15, 2008 6:46:18 PM 
lol
[ron h] Wednesday, November 12, 2008 5:03:07 AM 
Now that is funny!!!!

Could you e-mail that to me??  Please??

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Tuesday, November 11, 2008 8:45:46 PM)
[mmmmmm] Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:56:44 AM 
Good One MG !!!! 
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[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, November 11, 2008 8:45:46 PM 



MUahhhhhhhhh  they dont call me Lady Evil for Nothing
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, November 11, 2008 7:16:31 PM 
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