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Friday, November 21, 2008 4:34:08 PM
Dont give me too much credit... It came in the e-mail today. I just translated the shit.
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Deep Freeze wrote:
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stratlover wrote:
DEFINITIONS:
Dancing - A vertical expression of a horizontal desire
Economist - Somebody who will tomorrow know why the things he predicted yesterday didnt come true today
Gynecologist - A person that works in a place where others have fun
Marriage - A union of two people that are trying to work out problems that they wouldnt have, had they stayed single
Pessimist - An optimist with experience
Alarm clock - A device made for waking people that dont have small kids
Superstar - A person that works for years to become famous, but when that happens, he/she wears big black glasses to avoid being reckognised.
A computer expert - A person that solves problems you didnt know you had
Headache - The most popular form of contraception
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