Well said, er a sang that is!!

		acolyte55 wrote:
		(sung to the barney theme song)   i love you ,you love me , lets get together and kill barney , when the shots ring out barney hits the floor , no more purple dinosaur!!

Barney. The bane of every parents existence for about 10 years. God, I hate that sappy show. "I love you, you love me, were a happy family" Cute sentiments to two year olds but the songs grate on every parents nerves. lol

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Monday, August 16, 2010 6:40:01 PM)

		guitardude wrote:
		Wow, someone who doesn`t know who "Barney" is, you are such a fortunate man! It`s a character from a  little kid`s show that was broadcast on our Public access stations here . It was such a dorky thing, but the little tykes loved it. I think it`s been cancelled now,GOD I hope so! But many a parent suffered thru hours of this singing and dancing dinosaur! You may be on to something with Elvis, but more along the lines of he is Barney, not just hiding in the ass!    (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Monday, August 16, 2010 2:08:42 PM)   _strat_ wrote:   SHIT!!! That ass is HUGE! Now I know where Elvis is hiding... What is that?      guitardude wrote:   Would a Purple Dinosaur scare you more?      _strat_ wrote:   Just so long as its not purple...      Vaillant 3.0 wrote:   Oh, no! A troop of gummy bears!! I must not fear them, though, for my farting cow shall melt them into nothingness.      _strat_ wrote:   After the clusterfail with the penguins, I am regrouping my forces. Be afraid, Vail, be very afraid... Edited at: Monday, August 16, 2010 6:41:21 PM

SHIT!!! That ass is HUGE! Now I know where Elvis is hiding...


What is that?

		guitardude wrote:
		Would a Purple Dinosaur scare you more?      _strat_ wrote: Just so long as its not purple...      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Oh, no! A troop of gummy bears!! I must not fear them, though, for my farting cow shall melt them into nothingness.      _strat_ wrote: After the clusterfail with the penguins, I am regrouping my forces. Be afraid, Vail, be very afraid...

"There is no hope" is right for this thread.

		Head banger wrote:
		ah, right.  well then, there is no hope, although one could get the gist still with a lot of reading.      _strat_ wrote: Nope. The beginning of this thread is lost in the grey depths of time... It was deleted, along with all other posts that were made before... I dont know when.      Head banger wrote: if you spent 10 hours or so reading the whole thing from the start it might make more sense.      J.D. DIAMOND wrote: _strat_ wrote: I don't know why the first one was created,but in this one we sort of...."fight". Apparently  I'm  retarded because I still don't  "get it".(lol!) Nevermind then.      _strat_ wrote: If you search this thread, you will find a user named Kmac, who is sort of the "king" of this thread. Its "Kmac the second" because there already was another thread like that in the newbie section, but we made another one here because the noobs kept spamming the old one, hence Kmac the second. I dont know why the first one was created (wasnt around in those ancient times), but in this one we sort of... "fight". All for fun, of course. Im actualy not an evil renegade king, and guitardude doesnt really want to spill my guts (actualy, Im not sure about the last one, but I hope its true). In any case, it IS a fact that Vail has a cow that farts fire and that Guido wears pink slippers when he thinks noone is watching. Kmac himself is a member of this site, who hasnt been around for a while, and just occasionaly drops in every few months nowadays.      J.D. DIAMOND wrote: Just wondering: "What is kmac" and what is kmac the second?

Serbia proved what now????The 117`s have no combat losses since they began service. Now just don`t ask about training missions! But even that has been many years.

		_strat_ wrote:
		There! As we all know, F stands for "Fail" and the number indicates the level (therefore, F 117 was the biggest fail, as proven by our Serbian brothers), while on the other hand Su stands for "Superior" as these are.

Yes you shall! You will never give us up, you will never let us down!

Goodnight.

		Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
		No, you can't. Heheh. Now, then. I must take a break from these war-games and eat some of the food scraps that remain in my pantry. I shall return!      _strat_ wrote: Ah. Well, I cant blame you.      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Maybe...      _strat_ wrote: Do you question my credibility?      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Nope!      _strat_ wrote: You have my word of honor that it is not a rickroll. Im serious.      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Nope. DON'T YOU LEEAAD MEEEE....INTO TEMPTAAAAATION! Gotta love Halford.      _strat_ wrote: Ah, but there is a chance its not a rickroll. You never know, it may be the best goal of the FIFA 2010 world cup... It might be new material from a band that you like. It might be anything...      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Nope, not gonna fall for that.      _strat_ wrote: OK      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Make me!      _strat_ wrote: Silence, rebel! Dont mind her Paor. She is just mean.      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Oh no, you don't!      _strat_ wrote: I AM! Follow ME!      paorcamp wrote: and who's the general??      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Good show, Paor! Now we have to explain the mess to the General when he comes back from his journey.      paorcamp wrote: all is set and done! even the honey is on fire!! and yes...the bees are keeping my suit  ...lol      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: YES!! That's the one we need. Now we have to find the General's house and cut off the honey-filled walls. Do you have your beekeeper suit ready?      paorcamp wrote: ok...I'll bring the big one then... stoopid bears...I hate you      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: But we need the honey to distract the bears! The only place in the Kingdom that has more honey than "Ye Olde Honey Stand" is the General's house. Perhaps it we just catapult the honey-filled walls one by one?      paorcamp wrote: I'm on it...but I think this will do...I couldn't find the one to catapult houses...      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: A Bear Cavalry?? How can we defeat this army? Hmmm... .... Wait a minute. I got it! Paor. We must find the General's house, pull it out from its foundations, and catapult it toward the bears! Bears love honey, and the General's house is full of it!!      _strat_ wrote: That might be my new secret weapon...      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Hmmm...something is not right. Stand on your guard, Kmacians. It appears as though something foul may be approaching our kingdom.

What?!?! Um... It was a moment of weakness!

		paorcamp wrote:
		I dunno ...you're the one who brought bears riding horses...and then penguins showin their rifles off      _strat_ wrote: Ok, so let me get a few facts straight: a. Guidos house is a mess b. There is evidence that the three of us have been up to no good c. I have to get dressed What is it we were doing? A bit of a blur to me.      paorcamp wrote: crap...then we better clean this mess up now that he's away... strat, cover the evidence, and get dressed      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Guido!      paorcamp wrote: and who's the general??      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Good show, Paor! Now we have to explain the mess to the General when he comes back from his journey.      paorcamp wrote: all is set and done! even the honey is on fire!! and yes...the bees are keeping my suit  ...lol      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: YES!! That's the one we need. Now we have to find the General's house and cut off the honey-filled walls. Do you have your beekeeper suit ready?      paorcamp wrote: ok...I'll bring the big one then... stoopid bears...I hate you      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: But we need the honey to distract the bears! The only place in the Kingdom that has more honey than "Ye Olde Honey Stand" is the General's house. Perhaps it we just catapult the honey-filled walls one by one?      paorcamp wrote: I'm on it...but I think this will do...I couldn't find the one to catapult houses...      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: A Bear Cavalry?? How can we defeat this army? Hmmm... .... Wait a minute. I got it! Paor. We must find the General's house, pull it out from its foundations, and catapult it toward the bears! Bears love honey, and the General's house is full of it!!      _strat_ wrote: That might be my new secret weapon...      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Hmmm...something is not right. Stand on your guard, Kmacians. It appears as though something foul may be approaching our kingdom.