That yodler was actualy on our talent show... They didnt let him to the semi finals, tho (which is just as well).
Of course, he is better than Miley... Sorry, I had to say that.
spapad wrote:
That is worse than Rick Roll! Noise that only a mother could love, and only if they are her children!
Here in the States they would be playing at Nursing Homes, because every other crowd would boo and hiss them out of any venue and the poor resident's can't do much about their choice in entertainment. So cruel. That should be banned!
THAT is a far worse attack on K-mac than the Emo Blob! Insert puke smiley here. >>
Now, I think I'll go get Rick Rolled for old time sake. lol
_strat_ wrote:
I saw the first pic - and then I needed to take a break before I watched the rest.
But, alas, Spa is right. So, before you get to self critical - here:
That yodler was actualy on our talent show... They didnt let him to the semi finals, tho (which is just as well).
Of course, he is better than Miley... Sorry, I had to say that. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, June 18, 2011 5:22:12 PM)
spapad wrote:
That is worse than Rick Roll! Noise that only a mother could love, and only if they are her children!
Here in the States they would be playing at Nursing Homes, because every other crowd would boo and hiss them out of any venue and the poor resident's can't do much about their choice in entertainment. So cruel. That should be banned!
THAT is a far worse attack on K-mac than the Emo Blob! Insert puke smiley here. >>
Now, I think I'll go get Rick Rolled for old time sake. lol
_strat_ wrote:
I saw the first pic - and then I needed to take a break before I watched the rest.
But, alas, Spa is right. So, before you get to self critical - here:
That is worse than Rick Roll! Noise that only a mother could love, and only if they are her children!
Here in the States they would be playing at Nursing Homes, because every other crowd would boo and hiss them out of any venue and the poor resident's can't do much about their choice in entertainment. So cruel. That should be banned!
THAT is a far worse attack on K-mac than the Emo Blob! Insert puke smiley here. >>
Now, I think I'll go get Rick Rolled for old time sake. lol
Wow, that's a bit embarassing there. To those who don't live in the U.S. We ALL don't look like slobs. To be fair, I've seen some pretty chuncky Europeans too.
[The Metallian] Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:04:15 PM
I agree,we were in Europe in fall 2008 and that is what i notice too!
And there is no such thing as a buffett either!
The only big people i seen were tourists.
It's a great place and we had a great trip and can't wait til my next trip over there! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Saturday, June 18, 2011 1:38:58 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Sadly, in all my travels across the globe, I have never seen anything that can compare with the USA. Want me to go to the local Walmart and take a picture to prove it?
They have more scooters to move around the deathly obese than carts / trollys, so it seems.
As for France in particular, the typical American couldn't even fit in the shower. In Mont St. Michel, it would have been impossible for many to even fit in the small openings that were the passages to the hotels. I imagine that they must keep a large supply of butter up in the lodges for those who stupidly try and get stuck.
_strat_ wrote:
Is that a BWAHAHA yes, or a BHWAHAHA no?
I was never in France myself, but I have to say that Italians disprove my picture as do Germans, but Austrians surprisingly dont.
guidogodoy wrote:
Having just come back from patrolling France, all I can say is: BWHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
_strat_ wrote:
I have but one thing to say to this:
You might be European and not even know it!
Of course, all that fire would melt the fat, but judging from the size of that jacket, Id say there never was any to begin with.
guitardude wrote:
Hello Strat
Nice to see you again my friend. Hope all is well, but I have only one question..... Is that the Euro version of me?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[guidogodoy] Saturday, June 18, 2011 1:41:40 PM
Here ya go. "People of Walmart - Tennessee edition."
Sadly, in all my travels across the globe, I have never seen anything that can compare with the USA. Want me to go to the local Walmart and take a picture to prove it?
They have more scooters to move around the deathly obese than carts / trollys, so it seems.
As for France in particular, the typical American couldn't even fit in the shower. In Mont St. Michel, it would have been impossible for many to even fit in the small openings that were the passages to the hotels. I imagine that they must keep a large supply of butter up in the lodges for those who stupidly try and get stuck.
I was never in France myself, but I have to say that Italians disprove my picture as do Germans, but Austrians surprisingly dont.
guidogodoy wrote:
Having just come back from patrolling France, all I can say is: BWHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
_strat_ wrote:
I have but one thing to say to this:
You might be European and not even know it!
Of course, all that fire would melt the fat, but judging from the size of that jacket, Id say there never was any to begin with.
guitardude wrote:
Hello Strat
Nice to see you again my friend. Hope all is well, but I have only one question..... Is that the Euro version of me?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[_strat_] Saturday, June 18, 2011 1:15:58 PM
Is that a BWAHAHA yes, or a BHWAHAHA no?
I was never in France myself, but I have to say that Italians disprove my picture as do Germans, but Austrians surprisingly dont. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Saturday, June 18, 2011 12:38:26 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Having just come back from patrolling France, all I can say is: BWHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
_strat_ wrote:
I have but one thing to say to this:
You might be European and not even know it!
Of course, all that fire would melt the fat, but judging from the size of that jacket, Id say there never was any to begin with.
guitardude wrote:
Hello Strat
Nice to see you again my friend. Hope all is well, but I have only one question..... Is that the Euro version of me?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[guidogodoy] Saturday, June 18, 2011 12:38:26 PM
Having just come back from patrolling France, all I can say is: BWHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Of course, all that fire would melt the fat, but judging from the size of that jacket, Id say there never was any to begin with.
guitardude wrote:
Hello Strat
Nice to see you again my friend. Hope all is well, but I have only one question..... Is that the Euro version of me?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[_strat_] Saturday, June 18, 2011 12:15:29 PM
I have but one thing to say to this:
You might be European and not even know it!
Of course, all that fire would melt the fat, but judging from the size of that jacket, Id say there never was any to begin with.
Hello Strat
Nice to see you again my friend. Hope all is well, but I have only one question..... Is that the Euro version of me?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[guitardude] Saturday, June 18, 2011 11:52:33 AM
Hello Strat
Nice to see you again my friend. Hope all is well, but I have only one question..... Is that the Euro version of me? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, June 17, 2011 7:47:28 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[_strat_] Saturday, June 18, 2011 5:57:56 AM
His head is not important. If I tell him to sit on you, we will never find you again. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Friday, June 17, 2011 10:46:57 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Holy crap! Is that guy's head just about the same size as his rearview mirror or is it my impression?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[_strat_] Saturday, June 18, 2011 5:57:05 AM
They are with me now... They feel safer with a person who likes to eat pigs more than cows - and doesnt wear make up (often).
You might as well give up, you know. Ive trained them to do a four shot salvo, that will blast away you, Spa, Guido and Becks alltogether.
Ooh lookie! That was me the morning of my graduation ceremony! That was right before I put on the cap and gown, too. Gotta love taking those myspace-style piccies.
*looks around*
Now where the heck did my cows go? (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, June 17, 2011 6:58:39 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
Edited at: Saturday, June 18, 2011 4:06:18 AM
[Vaillant 3.0] Saturday, June 18, 2011 3:45:55 AM
Ooh lookie! That was me the morning of my graduation ceremony! That was right before I put on the cap and gown, too. Gotta love taking those myspace-style piccies.
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
Holy crap! Is that guy's head just about the same size as his rearview mirror or is it my impression?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[guidogodoy] Friday, June 17, 2011 10:46:57 PM
Holy crap! Is that guy's head just about the same size as his rearview mirror or is it my impression?
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[spapad] Friday, June 17, 2011 9:55:18 PM
Wont cut it. He's still going to have to style his hair and keep the eyeliner fresh. He's a non issue really. lol : )
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[_strat_] Friday, June 17, 2011 7:47:28 PM
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[spapad] Friday, June 17, 2011 7:20:01 PM
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[_strat_] Friday, June 17, 2011 6:58:39 PM
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[dawnflint] Wednesday, March 30, 2011 1:22:51 AM
Thank you :-) I had a lovely day xxx
[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, March 28, 2011 11:15:09 PM
Happy Birthday, Queen Dawn!!
[guidogodoy] Monday, March 28, 2011 12:19:24 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, QUEEN DAWN!
[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, February 27, 2011 1:31:51 PM
*imagining a flaming skeleton running around*
Why, yes! It would be hilarious. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guitardude from Sunday, February 27, 2011 11:18:24 AM)
guitardude wrote:
So sorry there Lady Vail, but sometimes the converted evilness that is me, has it`s privelages!!
Besides, can you imagune what it would be like for a flaming skeleton to run! (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Thursday, February 24, 2011 7:50:58 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
But Sir Guitardude, you have the advantage of having a motorcycle with supernatural powers! Not very many Kmacians have that sort of thing.
guitardude wrote:
You guys crack me up! From a standing start I can do a mile in 40 seconds, maybe quicker if I push it!
Edited at: Sunday, February 27, 2011 11:18:58 AM
[guitardude] Sunday, February 27, 2011 11:18:24 AM
So sorry there Lady Vail, but sometimes the converted evilness that is me, has it`s privelages!!
Besides, can you imagune what it would be like for a flaming skeleton to run! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Thursday, February 24, 2011 7:50:58 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
But Sir Guitardude, you have the advantage of having a motorcycle with supernatural powers! Not very many Kmacians have that sort of thing.
guitardude wrote:
You guys crack me up! From a standing start I can do a mile in 40 seconds, maybe quicker if I push it!
Edited at: Sunday, February 27, 2011 11:18:58 AM
[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, February 24, 2011 7:50:58 PM
But Sir Guitardude, you have the advantage of having a motorcycle with supernatural powers! Not very many Kmacians have that sort of thing. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guitardude from Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:26:44 AM)
guitardude wrote:
You guys crack me up! From a standing start I can do a mile in 40 seconds, maybe quicker if I push it!
[guitardude] Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:26:44 AM
You guys crack me up! From a standing start I can do a mile in 40 seconds, maybe quicker if I push it!
Local gym has been giving free t-shirts this month to anyone who could run a mile in under 7 minutes (8 for women). Right music and it was a snap. While wearing the JP pendant, I hit close to 6 with Iced Earth blasting in my ears!
STAAAAAAAAAND ALONE!!!! All hail...
[HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS] Tuesday, February 22, 2011 8:34:42 PM
Way to go Guido!! Thanks to all your tips, I could actually do it too (the 8 min. mile anyway). But I'd be running to Painkiller [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, February 22, 2011 8:23:38 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
In praise of Queen Dawn:
Local gym has been giving free t-shirts this month to anyone who could run a mile in under 7 minutes (8 for women). Right music and it was a snap. While wearing the JP pendant, I hit close to 6 with Iced Earth blasting in my ears!
STAAAAAAAAAND ALONE!!!! All hail...
[guidogodoy] Tuesday, February 22, 2011 8:23:38 PM
In praise of Queen Dawn:
Local gym has been giving free t-shirts this month to anyone who could run a mile in under 7 minutes (8 for women). Right music and it was a snap. While wearing the JP pendant, I hit close to 6 with Iced Earth blasting in my ears!
STAAAAAAAAAND ALONE!!!! All hail...
[guitardude] Wednesday, February 09, 2011 6:12:14 PM
Sorry I`m a day late my King, but all this ice on the roads in the southland is making use my backup transport and it`s ....well , slow!
So Happy Belated Birthday My King!
[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, February 08, 2011 6:54:14 PM
I second that!! Happy Birthday, my king!!!
As a gift, I shall give you the best farting cow in my herd to be your personal guardian:
Betsy!
Not to worry. She's potty-trained and all her vaccines are up to date.
I still guard the night with our battle cry: SPOOOORK!
[guidogodoy] Sunday, December 05, 2010 5:56:01 AM
I still guard the night with our battle cry: SPOOOORK!
[kmac] Tuesday, November 23, 2010 5:40:50 PM
Hehe well I do need a full update on what plans you guys have had. It would be unfair of me to begin changing such things , I trust you lot to make the right decisions :D [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:54:13 AM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
Things are well, though some infidels are around they are mostly in hiding from our might. We could use your imput on how we should improve this great kingdom. I think I remember well cooked bacon somewhere down the suggestion line..... (Quoting Message by kmac from Tuesday, November 23, 2010 3:45:09 AM)
kmac wrote:
Thankyou all :)
How have things been ? Have the infidel been vanquished ?
Hopefully this time I can genuinely be around a bit more often !
Edited at: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:54:34 AM
[guidogodoy] Tuesday, November 23, 2010 11:48:42 AM
How about a Hawaiian shirt day for the Defenders of the Kingdom?
With bacon...of course.
[guitardude] Tuesday, November 23, 2010 10:45:44 AM
How about a few more paved roads , riding these horse trails are killing me boney arse!!! Edited at: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 10:46:04 AM
[Painkiller87] Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:54:13 AM
Things are well, though some infidels are around they are mostly in hiding from our might. We could use your imput on how we should improve this great kingdom. I think I remember well cooked bacon somewhere down the suggestion line..... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by kmac from Tuesday, November 23, 2010 3:45:09 AM)
kmac wrote:
Thankyou all :)
How have things been ? Have the infidel been vanquished ?
Hopefully this time I can genuinely be around a bit more often !
Edited at: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:54:34 AM
[kmac] Tuesday, November 23, 2010 3:45:09 AM
Thankyou all :)
How have things been ? Have the infidel been vanquished ?
Hopefully this time I can genuinely be around a bit more often !
[guitardude] Monday, November 22, 2010 8:48:23 PM
My King! It is an honor to be in your presence! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by kmac from Monday, November 22, 2010 5:42:54 P
kmac wrote:
Hehe yeah I guess , Pretty bad king who doesn't visit his people very often. Sorry guys , I still take great pride in your undying loyalty :D
Painkiller87 wrote:
The King returns!!! (Quoting Message by kmac from Monday, November 22, 2010 3:29:35 PM)
kmac wrote:
Hi guys :D , Hows things ?
Edited at: Monday, November 22, 2010 4:02:31 PM
Edited at: Monday, November 22, 2010 9:17:20 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, November 22, 2010 6:57:03 PM
My King!! How great it is to see you here!!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by kmac from Monday, November 22, 2010 3:29:35 PM)
Hehe yeah I guess , Pretty bad king who doesn't visit his people very often. Sorry guys , I still take great pride in your undying loyalty :D
Painkiller87 wrote:
The King returns!!! (Quoting Message by kmac from Monday, November 22, 2010 3:29:35 PM)
kmac wrote:
Hi guys :D , Hows things ?
Edited at: Monday, November 22, 2010 4:02:31 PM
[kmac] Monday, November 22, 2010 5:42:54 PM
Hehe yeah I guess , Pretty bad king who doesn't visit his people very often. Sorry guys , I still take great pride in your undying loyalty :D [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Monday, November 22, 2010 4:02:14 PM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
The King returns!!! (Quoting Message by kmac from Monday, November 22, 2010 3:29:35 PM)
kmac wrote:
Hi guys :D , Hows things ?
Edited at: Monday, November 22, 2010 4:02:31 PM
[Painkiller87] Monday, November 22, 2010 4:02:14 PM
[Painkiller87] Tuesday, November 16, 2010 4:05:24 PM
AHHHH!! Infidel!! Are there more? Will I have to unleash doom upon those who threaten the throne? Ah to heck with it. BRING IT ON!!! Edited at: Tuesday, November 16, 2010 4:06:02 PM
Insert puke smiley here. >>
I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent. 
! 
All hail...
Way to go Guido!! Thanks to all your tips, I could actually do it too (the 8 min. mile anyway). But I'd be running to Painkiller 
