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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Saturday, February 07, 2009 10:35:03 AM 
No, it was the really nerdy girl who always called her "sir".  I forget her name tho.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 6:25:37 PM)
[ron h] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 6:25:37 PM 
Didn't Charlie Brown always call Peppermint Patty 'Sir'??...so you're in good company, Bev!! 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Bev from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 3:08:37 PM)
[Bev] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 3:08:37 PM 
Since I cut my hair really short, I've been called "sir" twice!  Kinda pisses me off, but, hey ... gotta laugh at ignorance, though.
With the exception of my height, and a couple other things , I am obviously not a man 
[spapad] Tuesday, February 03, 2009 7:26:34 PM 
You are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!!!!!! COMCAST!!!!! I HATE THEM!
If I were to post a picture of what I think they do to people, it would be banned!!!! LOL
Today, I went and stood in line at the Comcast office for over a half hour and the guy right in front of me
turned in a digital cable box which had stopped recording (which I know the feeling of) and the girl 
told him she couldn't get him a new box because they were all out. He lost his good humor at this point and
was getting very aggitated, so I told him about my story about last night and then several others told their 
little nightmare sceanarios of dealing with Comcast.
I was suprised the girls didn't shut down the customer service windows. There was blood in the water and the
sharks were swimming in tight!
I was very glad that when I got up there the nice old lady could find my account, but she did tell me they changed my account 
number after they sent the bill out. Huh? WHY?
I would kill for a better alternative in this town, but the Satallite services cost almost as much once you add internet.
Guess that's my rant for this week. I'm not allowed any more! HA!!!

I just wonder if I went in and kissed the old lady's ring and spoke in low tones and asked to see the father would I get an
offer I couldn't refuse. LOL
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Tuesday, February 03, 2009 5:28:03 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Tuesday, February 03, 2009 5:28:03 AM 

You must have Comcast.  Though, I've never heard of them screwing up that badly. 


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, February 02, 2009 8:26:33 PM)
[spapad] Monday, February 02, 2009 8:26:33 PM 
I went to pay my cable bill by phone tonight, only to discover that my account number entered went straight to customer service and when the idiots there tried to help me out I found that I have no account with these fools after years! No access by my account number, my phone number, my last payment confirmation, my postal address they mail my bill to, and my 911 address. I do not exist to these people! My bill exists! But I  cant even pay it! WTF!!!
I hate the cable company bad enough as it is! I have nothing decent to watch on TV and I'm getting charged a a bazillion dollars for my cable and internet! there is only one cable company in town and they are like the Mafia of Media! I hope they all get a bad stomach virus that lasts for days!
[Necroticist] Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:02:11 AM 
Ya - doctors in UK - only available at weekends via emergency call-out...guess we ain't meant to be sick at weekends..just spent an uncomfortable 4 hours in casualty..and if i wasn't leaving a pool of blood on the floor i think i'd still be there...am ok b4 anyone asks..  :)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, January 30, 2009 8:15:43 PM 

Ice storms are no fun, guitardude.  I've had my share of them.  Never cracked my windshield while scraping ice though.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Friday, January 30, 2009 4:29:04 PM)
[guitardude] Friday, January 30, 2009 4:29:04 PM 
We had an Ice Storm roll thru here on Wednesday. And upon going to work at 2am, there was lot`s of ice that needed scraping. Well, I got a little to exuberant while scraping and cracked my windshield!!! damn it man!!
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Thursday, January 29, 2009 5:12:05 AM 
That's true, HB.  My Accord is a mere 15,000 away from 60,000 miles.  

Scorp, be glad you only need the sensor.  My roommate needs a new catalytic converter for his 04 Sentra.
[scorpion01] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 3:32:19 PM 

I NEEDED A NEW KNOCK CENSOR. THAT WAS THE MAJOR PROBLEM. WHILE HE HAD IT IN THERE I HAD HIM CHANGE THE OIL AND FLUSH THE RADIADOR AND PUT IN  NEW ANTI FREEZE. (HADN'T CHANGED THAT IN THE 7 YEARS I HAVE THE CAR.) HE CAPPED OFF ALL THE OTHER FLUIDS, FILLED THE TIRES WITH AIR. THEY WERE RUNNING LOW.  (I'M AN IDIOT WHEN IT COMES TO MECHANICAL THINGS. CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR MYSELF) PARTS AND INSTALLATION $350. 

OH WELL! I HAVE BEEN LUCKY WITH THIS CAR. HAD THE TIMING BELT CHANGED AT 60K MILES. THAT WAS THE ONLY MAJOR EXPENSE OTHER THAN ROUTINE MAINTENANCE.  I TAKE THE WIFE AND KIDS UP TO LAKE GEORE EVERY YEAR SO I DON'T WANT TO BE CAUGHT THAT FAR AWAY FROM HOME WITH A MAJOR PROBLEM.

[Head banger] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:59:19 AM 
Darth, there you go, 380 automatic, its a good ratio.  interesting to see mercury's, they discontinued them in canada, although they still sell grand marquis to rental fleets????

Scorpion, hope my problems were contagious, the dealer just called and said nothing wrong with my car
[scorpion01] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 9:57:40 AM 
I HOPE THIS CAR THING AIN'T CONTAGOUS. MY CHECK ENGINE LIGHT CAME ON LAST NIGHT. I DROPPED THE CAR OFF THIS MORNING. I HOPE NOTHING SERIOUS.
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 8:22:58 AM 
Well, considering how many cars are in my neck of the woods...I came up with several.  Here: http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/searchresults.jsp?num_records=25&search_lang=en&page_location=findacar%3A%3Aispsearchform&search_type=both&distance=25&address=19087&marketZipError=false&style_flag=1&make=&start_year=2002&end_year=2009&min_price=&max_price=16000&seller_type=b&transmission=Automatic&engine=&drive=&doors=&fuel=Gasoline&max_mileage=100000&color=&feature1=cd&feature2=cruise+control&feature5=power+door+locks&feature6=power+mirrors&feature7=power+windows&feature8=rear+window+defroster&feature9=side+air+bag&feature10=tilt+wheel&keywordsrep=&keywordsfyc=&keywords_display=&only_photo=1&only_price=1&sort_type=priceASC&body_code=0&certified=&advanced=y&highlightFirstMakeModel=&showZipError=n&default_sort=priceASC&awsp=false&keywordsrep=&keywordsfyc=&systime=&rdm=1233065924667
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 7:20:21 AM)
[Head banger] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 7:20:21 AM 
sure but as you know, with a used car half of what you look at will be crap.  I think the stick is slightly more popular now, but slightly
duplicate your search but change to automatic and see what happens
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 5:03:43 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 5:03:43 AM 
Not really, HB.  You can get a stick relatively easy here in the US.  In fact, I just did a used car search on www.autotrader.com and found 32 matches within 25 miles of me.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Monday, January 26, 2009 9:22:43 PM)
[Head banger] Monday, January 26, 2009 9:22:43 PM 
come to north america, you need an act of god, or a special order most of the time to get a manual trans.  last car I bought, I searched for months to find one that was 4 dr, with air, abs and a stick.  I had 16K, and it was in 98, one would have thought I could find one easily, but no.  settled for a ford contour (mondeo to you).  was ok, not the best.

I miss driving a stick. 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Monday, January 26, 2009 7:35:42 PM)
[devils_child] Monday, January 26, 2009 7:35:42 PM 
It's impossible to operate the clutch and drive with my knees.... I'm only 5ft 4" just for the record. If i drove an auto it would be a different story.... But i have mastered the art of eating, singing, drinking, playing with the CD player and yelling abuse out the car window..... bwahahaha!! All from my days as a Pizza delivery driver.... I should list these skills on my resume.. hmmm
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, January 23, 2009 7:25:31 AM)
[Painkiller87] Monday, January 26, 2009 1:52:42 PM 
My car died on the way to work. The engine in that hunk of junk is finally spent. Now I have to save money  for another one while getting rides to and from everywhere.
[Necroticist] Monday, January 26, 2009 11:38:29 AM 
Hmm...'Lemmings' - that's the only word i can think of....dumbass ppl who refuse to listen to my side of what happened in the chatroom and which is STILL continuing to roll on, costing me friends...their loss, if they won't listen, but pisses me off for not getting a proper say etc...leads me yet again to doubt whether i should continue online...
[kiamat] Saturday, January 24, 2009 3:14:55 PM 
Saxon are playing a show right near me in May- where will I be? Scarborough, freezing to death in some retreat place with all my parents old university friends... I'm not so much angry as upset as there's precious few good bands playing in Manchester this year it seems- after Priest I see a great long gigless future stretching ahead of me...
[guidogodoy] Friday, January 23, 2009 5:47:00 PM 
I have a good one. I used to play the mandolin while driving with my knees quite often in high school. Used to get GREAT looks!
[Head banger] Friday, January 23, 2009 10:36:06 AM 
I used to read books at red lites,  saw someone buttering bread once, while driving.  WTF?  eat it yes, buter it first though at least???
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, January 23, 2009 7:25:31 AM)
[_strat_] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:57:49 AM 
Nope. Cell phones, smoking, having a drink, eating, reading stuff (!?!?!)... Come to think of it, jousting wouldnt surprise me at all. Strange that people havent found ways to occupy their knees as well as hands.   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, January 23, 2009 7:25:31 AM)
Edited at: Friday, January 23, 2009 8:09:26 AM
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:25:31 AM 
I thought the routine of driving with your knees was strictly a North American thing?  Don't forget, people have been known to read the newspaper while in traffic too.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Friday, January 23, 2009 7:12:02 AM)
[Head banger] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:12:02 AM 
you mean you cant drive with your knees?  most people I see driving to work are managing a cell phone, cofee, some form of breakfast food, and shaving or aplying makeup.  of course we are all driving automatics, but they rarely manage a hand near the wheel.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Thursday, January 22, 2009 6:33:53 PM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:01:16 AM 
I looked it up on Wikipedia this morning (hence my retractment).
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, January 23, 2009 6:51:50 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, January 23, 2009 7:00:11 AM 
I know!  It could be worse though.  They could drive in the middle of the road like the Indians and drunk drivers do.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, January 23, 2009 6:24:16 AM)
[_strat_] Friday, January 23, 2009 6:51:50 AM 
Well, actually I looked it up, and it says (on Wikipedia) that the German Karl Benz is widely regarded as the inventor of the first car. Other contenders include (if Im not much mistaken) a French guy and a Brit. Maybe even an American for all we know.


Oh, and I do believe that Batman had some great ways of eliminating other cars without haveing to joust with them.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, January 23, 2009 6:07:59 AM)
[ron h] Friday, January 23, 2009 6:24:16 AM 
Don't forget Japan, the drive on the WRONG side also!!!
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, January 23, 2009 6:07:59 AM 
Screw jousting!  Give me a loaded .45 and I'll take your bloody head off!  LOL!  

DC, it does not surprise me that only former British colonies (and jolly ol' England itself) drive on the wrong side of the road.  You guys need to get with the times...The days of the horse and carriage and jousting is far in the past (unless you're into those Renaissance Faires).

Strat, I stand corrected on the inventor of the automobile.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, January 23, 2009 1:23:21 AM)
[_strat_] Friday, January 23, 2009 1:23:21 AM 
Oh, yeah, I forgot that besides driving on the wrong side of the road, you also have the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car... But yeah, its better for jousitng, for all the good it does you.Or you can play at being Mad Max and just ram the fucker...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Thursday, January 22, 2009 6:33:53 PM)
[devils_child] Thursday, January 22, 2009 6:33:53 PM 
Easy! Jousting pole out the drivers side window, left hand on gear stick, feet on the pedals.... just hope to God my wheel alignment is in good shape cos i won't be able to stear whilst changing gears.....
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:16:25 AM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Thursday, January 22, 2009 11:50:22 AM 

THAT WAS NO RANT...YOU WERE JUST STATING THE OBVIOUS...YOU WANT A RANT,I'LL GIVE YOU A RANT....UHHH...NEVERMIND,MY LUNCH IS ALMOST READY!...


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Thursday, January 22, 2009 4:56:27 AM)
[Head banger] Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:25:45 AM 
thats probably why all the exaust ports were central back then, nothing spewing out to the side
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:25:12 AM)
[_strat_] Thursday, January 22, 2009 9:10:33 AM 
Yeah, right... I bet you were one of those that sit in the front row, and raise a hand everytime the teacher asks something... 

With us, grades and coolness usualy didnt have a lot in common... The cool ones were those that had nice, shiny clothes, and a regular girlfriend. The rest of us were experts at skipping school, forging excuse notes, cheating at tests... And studying Jackass movies. Dirtbags, in short. But in the end... We all passed, and it was a lot of fun, I suppose.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:51:24 AM)
[Deep Freeze] Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:51:24 AM 
That's because I made it up!!! HA!!!!!!!!!! And I do understand the part about "coolness". Of course, with me, I was WAY cool and did  well in class....HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:44:06 AM)
[_strat_] Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:44:06 AM 
Nope, dont know it. Besides, knowing all the sick disturbing shit wasnt exactly a way to measure coolness.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:37:52 AM)
[Deep Freeze] Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:37:52 AM 
HA!!!!!!!! Sounds like some "classic" Springsteen tune!...:  Spent my youth, trying to be cool. Still remember all that crap from school.... BWWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:35:45 AM)
[_strat_] Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:35:45 AM 
Well, it has been less than a year since I finished high school... That may account for much of it.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:33:03 AM)
[Deep Freeze] Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:33:03 AM 
My my! You are just a fount of information in this area! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:25:12 AM)
[_strat_] Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:25:12 AM 
Yes, that was fucked up. Nowadays with cars we only get the gassy exhausts... In the old days when all they had were horses, they got exhausts in all three states of matter: gas, liquid and solid. Albeit, the solid one was a bit soft and stinky.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:22:46 AM)
[Deep Freeze] Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:22:46 AM 
Horse exhaust?? HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How appropriate for this Thread! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!  Morning folks.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:16:25 AM)
[_strat_] Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:16:25 AM 
Ah, the good old days... When speeding was punished with decapitation. I wonder how they handled horses "exhaust fumes", tho.

Might add that I would love to see how you could joust and change gears at the same time...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:09:25 AM)
[devils_child] Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:09:25 AM 
Oh yeah i knew it!!! I payed attention in school.... 

"About a quarter of the world drives on the left, and the countries that do are mostly old British colonies. This strange quirk perplexes the rest of the world; but there is a perfectly good reason.

In the past, almost everybody travelled on the left side of the road because that was the most sensible option for feudal, violent societies. Since most people are right-handed, swordsmen preferred to keep to the left in order to have their right arm nearer to an opponent and their scabbard further from him. Moreover, it reduced the chance of the scabbard (worn on the left) hitting other people.

Furthermore, a right-handed person finds it easier to mount a horse from the left side of the horse, and it would be very difficult to do otherwise if wearing a sword (which would be worn on the left). It is safer to mount and dismount towards the side of the road, rather than in the middle of traffic, so if one mounts on the left, then the horse should be ridden on the left side of the road."
Class dismissed!!! Mwahahahaha!!   -Might add that if i feel the need to joust in traffic i'm in a better position...!


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Thursday, January 22, 2009 6:44:32 AM)
[devils_child] Thursday, January 22, 2009 6:44:32 AM 
I remain defiant!!! I do believe passing on the left hand side originated in England, Prior to the settlement of America... don't quote me on that but it was in the horse and cart days - LOL. I must do some research to back this up....
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Thursday, January 22, 2009 5:06:59 AM)
[_strat_] Thursday, January 22, 2009 5:37:30 AM 
Umm... Cars were invented in Germany. Or better said, it was an internal combustion engine on a carriage that was otherwise pulled by horses... But hey, it was a start.

Oh, and Germans drive on the right side of the road, as does entire continental Europe. I think that the left side is only in use in the former British empire.

Oh, and I agree about the lashes. Make them 50, tho.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Thursday, January 22, 2009 5:06:59 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Thursday, January 22, 2009 5:06:59 AM 
DC, sorry to disappoint you, but cars were invented in the USA and we say you, England, Japan (and I think Germany) all drive on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!  We invented the f***er...we make the rules.  LOL!  Anymore pouting about driving on the wrong side of the road will get you 20 lashes!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 5:37:16 AM)
[ron h] Thursday, January 22, 2009 4:56:27 AM 
Well, as you know Soy, I usually don't rant about my personal issues...and it didn't start out that way, but I do have a threshold like everyone else...sorry guys and gals!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:51:43 PM)
[devils_child] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 9:08:42 PM 
oh you know it, at least it's overcast today. I do the whole cold rinse after my evening jog, it helps cool me down and stops muscle cramps.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:59:28 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:59:28 PM 
STILL SWEATING BY THE WAY?...A LITTLE TIP FOR YA': NEXT TIME YOU SHOWER OFF,RINSE YOURSELF DOWN WITH COOL WATER FOR A MINUTE OR TWO,IT WILL HELP. ...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:55:54 PM)
[devils_child] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:55:54 PM 
Haha! Ron must be one in a million, as i had long suspected...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:51:43 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:51:43 PM 
WELL STATED...'TIS REFRESHING,NOT TO MENTION WELL RECEIVED,TO HEAR ONE OF IT'S OWN CITIZENS TELL IT LIKE IT IS FOR A CHANGE...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 7:24:48 PM)
[ron h] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 7:24:48 PM 
I am soooooooo sorry for forgetting the Animal Rights thing...didn't we cover that in the Jake 'the Snake' discussion??  As far as Obama goes...I am so tired of poltics, I get the historical significance of it all, but what people forget is that if we hadn't been such a backwards ass country by enslaving other humans and denying civil liberties to humans, this would have been just another election...so I say stand up and be proud America, lets show the World that we're just as f**ked up as anyone else...there, I'm done!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 7:10:01 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 7:10:01 PM 
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"...  ....
P.S. "YOU LEAVE MY MARIE OUT OF THIS!" ...AND FOR THE RECORD,IF I DID DECIDE TO PASS GAS IN PUBLIC,THERE WOULD BE A BIGGER GATHERING TAKING IN THAT MOUNTAIN FRESH RUSH OF AIR,THAN YOU HAD DOWN THERE FOR THAT SWEARING IN OF THE NEXT WANNA-BE-KING-OF -THE-WORLD FELLA!... 
(YOU FORGOT ANIMAL RIGHTS,SCREW THE HUMANS I SAY)
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:42:14 PM)
[ron h] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:42:14 PM 

Soy, there's a few things I know you take seriously...
1 Hockey
2 Beer
3 Music
4 Farting on your couch
   and
5 Marie Osmond

...everything else is fair game!!!!


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[spapad] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:30:39 PM 
The US media, wether it be Hollywood, Music, or Politicians all have their "idols" for the "enquiring minds who want to know!" Oversaturation of everyone famous is just an onslaught of media hype. Apparently there are enough people out there that eat this stuff up!
President and Mrs. Obama are just the "brangelina" of the News outlets. And lets face it.  The media thinks we are all glutenous pigs for this stuff.
Edited at: Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:33:07 PM
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:59:51 PM 
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:51:56 PM)
[_strat_] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:51:56 PM 
Eh? Well, you certainly know how to confuse someone.... But just for the sake of argument, I offer to buy Obamas first presidential no. 2!!! I offer 20€. Anyone offers more?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:48:17 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:48:17 PM 
NO!! It is not serious!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:46:12 PM)
[_strat_] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:46:12 PM 
So... Let me just make sure... This is serious? Of for fucks sake... 

Well, looking at the history of such bullshit, this one is not even the worst... Ive heard that years ago someone wanted to sell the "leftovers" of Jesuses circumcision...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:41:59 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:41:59 PM 
Who would buy Obamas turd?  Apparently, you have not been paying attention to CNN the last couple days. It is my sincere surprise that there are not any reports of people sigining up to wipe his butt for him in the mornings...

As for Gitmo, I believe he is reconsidering but I am trying desperately NOT to watch any TV today.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:18:23 PM)
[_strat_] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:18:23 PM 
Oh, come on Freeze... Who would buy Obamas turd? Dont you think youre overreacting? Now if it was Lenins... 

In any case... Didnt he already start the procedure to close down Guantanamo? I have to say that he is quick. Weve had a new government since autumn, and they barely got around deciding who gets to sit where!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 1:45:04 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 2:14:53 PM 
Exactly. I believe it is called the "theme" in the business.....
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 2:09:57 PM)
[Head banger] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 2:09:57 PM 
isnt tom the same thing?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 12:53:09 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 1:45:04 PM 
Oh Val! Please!! It is priceless! It is, afterall, the very first fecal matter ever produced by a black man in presidential history! I heard that there are several "turd parties" being planned across this great nation in honor of this most historic event. Children in schools from coast to coast are, at this very moment, making paper mache turds to display proudly at events all over the nation! Why, I have even seen reports on the news of  couple that named their child after the great, presidential log!!! It is truly an historic event and yet MORE proof  that we have the "right man" for the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 1:32:08 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 1:32:08 PM 
Imagine how much that presidential turd will cost if it were sold on ebay...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 12:53:09 PM)
[Locked _and _Loaded [Banned]] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 1:14:23 PM 
"I never thought I would see the day that such a great man would pinch such an historic loaf!!!" 
[Locked _and _Loaded [Banned]] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 1:12:14 PM 

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 12:53:09 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 12:53:09 PM 
BIG NEWS!!! This just in from the AP wire and CNN;

New U.S. president Barack Obama took the first presidential crap this morning!!!! Aides say he was magnificent as he sat there, grunting in glorious presidential dignity while, just outside the door, the adorable first family led by Michelle Obama, waited anxiously while wearing a Christian Dior robe and Gucci slippers thereby proving once and for all that, YES! We CAN!! And CHANGE has come to the White House!!!

Meanwhile, outside on the street, thousands and thousands of weeping supporters began cheering as the announcement of the first, historic flush spread like wild fire through the crowd. One woman, overcome with pride, exclaimed, "I never thought I would see the day that such a great man would pinch such an historic loaf!!!" Rumors quickly spread that Oprah Winfrey plans to do a special next week and have the famous turd as her guest, along with Tom Cruise.
[Soylentgreen4u] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 11:45:01 AM 

AHHHHH BUGGER! ....YOU DO KNOW AS IS USUALLY THE CASE,I WAS KIDDING?.......
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO GOVERNMENT AND POLITICS IN GENERAL...TOO MANY LIARS,
PHONIES AND JUST ALL-AROUND BS!...HOWEVER I AM AWARE OF YOUR NO FOREIGNER RULE...TOOOOOO BAD....YOU COULD USE SOME CANADIAN CONTENT DOWN THERE TO GET
SOME COMMON SENSE BREWING!...(GET IT?..BREWING?)...WE BREW GREAT STUFF UP HERE!
...


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:49:15 AM)
[_strat_] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 9:19:20 AM 
Ahem... The "Right side" thing had more than a little connection with your political rant. 

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:13:26 AM)
[devils_child] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:54:32 AM 
Me out of control???? how dare you make such accusations about me!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:13:26 AM)
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:13:26 AM 
Now wait just a doggone minute!! What is all this talk about whips, DC??? I think we need to have a frank discussion about boundaries...HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are out of control! I will say that I truly am proud of strat! As usual, he has taken his lessons seriously and implements them will studious accuracy.
[_strat_] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:54:24 AM 
Not when someone over 35 is involved... In that case details can be quite disturbing.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:34:25 AM)
[devils_child] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:34:25 AM 
You like the details...... Freeze, you got another thing commin'.....  By the way you spelt "assignment" wrong, Freeze will be sooooo dissapointed...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:17:29 AM)
[_strat_] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:17:29 AM 
Ahm... You know, I could do with less details... 


Anyway, I gotta go now... Just got another assingment...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:08:59 AM)
[devils_child] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:08:59 AM 
LOL..... your one with Freeze aye?...... I'm the one who chases after him on the left side with a bull whip... he'll be sorry once i catch his arse.....  
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:06:29 AM)
[_strat_] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:06:29 AM 
Yup. And Im glad its not me. Right side or no side (Freeze will be so proud...)!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:04:23 AM)
[devils_child] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:04:23 AM 
It's dangerous.... but someone has to do it!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 5:59:44 AM)
[_strat_] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 5:59:44 AM 
Driving on the left? Dont you know how dangerous that is?!?!?! I tried it over here once, and almost got myself killed!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 5:37:16 AM)
[devils_child] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 5:37:16 AM 
Annex my country???? But Darth,  I thought you loved me the way i was....... And no fricken way am i driving on the wrong side of the road.... The mother country drives on the left and so i shall continue to....
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:28:54 AM)
[ron h] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:49:15 AM 
Sorry to disappoint you Soy, but the reality is that you cannot be the President if you were born on foreign soil!!  You have to be a native of America...that's why Arnold has gone as far as he can as Governor of California...may he just spent a lot of time in Canada...he will be visiting you guys shortly, right??
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 8:51:13 PM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:46:05 AM 

I already know about the "too much beer" part...been there and brought myself back from it.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:42:53 AM)
[_strat_] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:42:53 AM 
Well, the Ruskies dont like us, since they shut down the gas supplies (although - better Russians closing the gas, than Germans letting it), and I already live in a capitalist country... So, how worse can it get?

Oh, and to explain a complex philosophical issue... Beer = good. Too much beer = alcoholism+ beer gut + overall fuckupness = very bad. 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:37:40 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:37:40 AM 
Annex your country too?  LOL!  The Russians would be choking on their vodka if that happened!  Besides, you'll have to live in a democratic and capitalist nation then.  

As for Obama, I can almost guarantee his picture will be plastered all over the front pages of several hundred major newspapers this morning.  I already checked the two in Philadelphia and he's all over it.  

Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing being bad for you?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:32:26 AM)
[_strat_] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:32:26 AM 
Consider us as well. I havent seen todays newspaper yet, but I have a "hunch" that Obamas picture will be all over the first page (it was on half of the first page when he was elected). And they even broadcasted (and badly synchronized) the inauguration live on the national TV station!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:28:54 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:28:54 AM 
Personally, I think my country should annex Austrailia.  You already seem to get a ton of our news (probably even some of the more irrelevant stuff).  Think of it as a natural progression.  We'll just have to teach you folks to drive on the right side of the road!  HA!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 10:41:40 PM)
[devils_child] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 10:41:40 PM 
LOL... you're sick of it?.... Im an Australian and i'm fricken sick of seeing Obama's mug plastered all over my AUSTRALIAN news papers, magazines.... etc. I don't watch the news for this precise reason. It's all full of American politics........... seriously he got first page of the Sunday paper....PLUS a 4 page spread...  No offence Americans but he does not run this country, well at least that's what i'd like to believe. Yes, he should get some mention, but he has been all over every form of media in this country of mine for what feels like an eternity now.... I can't imagine what you have to deal with over in the U.S.... it's bad enough here and i am on the other side of the world.... not even in the same hemisphere!!!!!!! You know sometimes i feel that we Australians should have a chance the vote in the American presidential election...... Lord knows we have to deal with the outcomes of it.....
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:06:08 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 8:51:13 PM 
THIS JUST IN FROM LARRY KING ON CNN: "OBAMA MAY ACTUALLY BE CANADIAN! ...WHICH
WOULD HELP EXPLAIN HIS POLITE AND WELL SPOKEN DEMEANOR!"...WHO KNEW?...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 8:37:49 PM)
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 8:37:49 PM 
LOL all my papers are in order.. and ready to go ... for my trip..LOL
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 8:27:00 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 8:27:00 PM 
HALT!!!...DO YOU HAVE YOUR PAPERS?...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 8:15:59 PM)
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 8:15:59 PM 
Sorry Iam in Canada... I forgot.,,.. LOL
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Mara from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 3:34:02 PM)
[guidogodoy] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 7:32:46 PM 
Hasta la próxima, Auntie B. Abrazos.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Bev from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 7:28:49 PM)
[Bev] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 7:28:49 PM 
Great to read Freeze back in action!  Nice to have you out and about ... or was that a"boot"?!  LOL

See you all 'round spring-time.  You have my word, this time.  Pretty sure any nuisances that dare cross the threshold of JP.com will be we met.  I know I was, when I first began posting.

Cheers all!

[Deep Freeze] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 5:07:43 PM 
Well said, Soy!! Indeed.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:42:33 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:42:33 PM 
HOW SOOO VERY TRUE,BUT I'M SURE YOU'RE NOT SHOCKED,I MEAN THIS IS WHAT THEY DO,WHAT THEY HAVE ALWAYS DONE,MARKET THEMSELVES LIKE THEY'RE THE GREATEST THING SINCE GOD!...FINE,GOOD,OBABMA IS BEING SWORN IN, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT,WTF? ...GET ON WITH THE TASK AT HAND...YOUR COUNTRY IS IN A MESS,YOUR STANDING WORLDWIDE IS BAD,A GOOD PART OF THAT BELONGS TO MR. POPULARITY HIMSELF DUBYA...OBAMA SEEMS
LIKE A GOOD MAN,A VERY GOOD SPEAKER,BUT WORDS ARE JUST THAT...WORDS...HOPEFULLY THIS MAN CAN REPAIR THE DAMAGE CAUSED BY THAT OTHER GUY,HE COMES ACROSS AS A PERSON OF THE PEOPLE,TIME TO GET RID OF THE 'WE'RE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE WORLD,AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT'...BECAUSE AS EVERYBODY ELSE ON THIS PLANET KNOWS...THEY'RE NOT...APPARENTLY THERE IS A POSSIBILITY OBAMA IS COMING TO CANADA FOR HIS FIRST OFFICIAL FOREIGN VISIT...WELL HE SHOULD I WOULD THINK,WE'RE THEIR IMMEDIATE NEIGHBOR,I THINK WE'RE STILL THEIR LARGEST TRADING PARTNER...AND ALTHOUGH MANY OF THEM SEEM TO THINK WE WOULD COLLAPSE WITHOUT THEM,THE REVERSE IS ALSO VERY TRUE. WE SHARE THE WORLD'S LONGEST UNDEFENDED BORDER,WHICH SHOULD MAKE US PROUD OF THIS ON BOTH SIDES...
AS FAR AS THE WHOLE 'BLACK' THING,I'M BEEN SICK OF THIS FOR A LONG TIME...I DON'T SEE COLOUR WHEN I GREET SOMEONE,WHEN I SHAKE THEIR HAND...I SEE THE MAN OR WOMAN FOR THEIR ACTIONS....SO PLEASE STOP TRUMPETING HOW FAR YOU HAVE COME...YOU HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO YET...ON BOTH SIDES!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 3:02:48 PM)
[guidogodoy] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:20:02 PM 
Well, then should be more up your alley. Take a quiz about the inaugural ball gowns! LOL!!!

www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/12/quiz.ball.gowns/
Of course, the Beverly Hillbillies is on TVLand followed by Hogan's Heroes if you prefer "Weeeelllll Doggy!".
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:06:08 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:06:08 PM 
No kidding! The TV has been on "Obama Overload" for days! I am sick of it. I mean, good for him. He won an election!. But, as I said before, he has done nothing yet! Certainly NOT worthy of this garbage all over my friggin television day after day! There have been 43 others that have done at least as much (or more). Oh wait, is it because he is black??!?!?! AH!!!! And I thought this was not about race!

The Princess has tried to start that, "Oh you are just bitter" crap with me and I am quick to point out that the election is over. Why is it that I should drool over a man that has not done a thing as president, other than have dark skin color??? WHY? Because he is the first? Whoopee. That is not in the job description and will make NO difference when he actually has to do something.  For all of this talk (and it clearly was only talk) that he "transcends" race, he and his sycophants are sure quick to scream about his color! Jeez, it is still on the local stations!

I have been in the position of "losing" the election in my life.I can handle that. I did not vote for Clinton either time! I got over it. Sure enough, for all of his hype, he proved to be just what I thought he was. I truly hope I am wrong about Obama. I want him to do well. It will serve me personally and that is important! But this is just too much. It has reached the point of stupidity.   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 3:02:48 PM)
Edited at: Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:07:35 PM
[Everleigh] Tuesday, January 20, 2009 3:34:02 PM 
I actually know someone who had no idea why I had mentioned that this was a special day????? Maybe we need to be reminded:)
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