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[Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:58:32 PM 
belly dancers are fine, but what we need in hell is a good lap dance!!!
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:58:11 PM 
Do not limit to just the poor!  You are a lobbyist as well as Pope, DF!  You need to spread my message to  the masses!!!  Old, young, poor, middle class, no class, and the rich!  Politicians, doctors, etc...
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[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:57:30 PM 
Thou art forgiven, my son. Now, go forth and taketh from the poor....TAKETH, I say!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and concentrate on that middle eastern lot!  They will believe anything!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:56:03 PM 
the poor and or less educated are the best targets for any religion
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:55:46 PM 
Here are the new belly dancers!  


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[paorcamp] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:54:44 PM 
oh...I see...I beg for your forgiveness.... may this one be a better option???
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[Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:50:48 PM 
as entertainment director, I have no need of cash, The dancing girls will sufice!!!
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[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:50:14 PM 
Silly boy!! Concentrate on the poor!! They are easily mislead and will give you all they have!!.. not to mention they will bring MORE poor to the church and you will make MORE money!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paorcamp from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:46:52 PM)
[paorcamp] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:46:52 PM 
A month!!!!!!!!!!! what a expensive occupation....well...here we have our first costa rican church and our followers...


but it is located in the middle east hell...
Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:48:28 PM
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:44:07 PM 
GOOD job, paor!!!! that covers a month! You are now promoted to arch-bishop!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[paorcamp] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:42:01 PM 
I think this would cover the first three centuries

[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:40:41 PM 
Good plan, pope!  Collect/steal/con as much as you can!!!!!
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[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:34:50 PM 
Well now, it certainly looks like this whole "god" thing has taken off! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice!  Having started a movement that will last for thousands of years, I can now sit back and watch as mankind slowly perverts my message and makes a complete abomination of what was to be a kind, gentle and loving way of life!! It looks like greed and selfishness are here to stay!! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!

OK, so as pope of the underworld, my first order of business is to establish facilities wherein the "faithful" can "worship" and also bring their hard-earned cash which they will give willingly to my "church" in an attempt to cleanse their collective consciousness and, in doing so, will continue to propagate the idea that I somehow can absolve them of wrongdoing (or in this case, right-doing) and ensure them a place at the hand of our lord, Darth!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! So.. thou shalt bring unto me, thine cash. Placeth it in my  "Plates of forgiveness" and smile whilst thou leave my temple and go on about your business!!! See you in a week!! HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:33:32 PM 
EXCELENT!!!!!
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:17:01 PM 
Lord HB and Lord paorcamp...you will have your desires.   

Guido, where the heck are you?
[Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:36:22 PM 
thats the car, and I will do my utmost to avoid changing its shape, or soiling the interior with my blood.
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[paorcamp] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 10:10:45 AM 
well...as the messenger of death...there you have...


don't drive fast...I don't want you crossing through my gates!!




now...here is my prize for being so loyal...and for doing the lord's office work

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[_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 10:09:17 AM 
Lol... Now, now... Dont make me bust a swarm of locusts on yo ass! We will se what your car can do about that.
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[_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 10:08:06 AM 


As promised... Guidos residence. Torture chamber included.

[paorcamp] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 9:48:07 AM 
oh....a car!!!....may I have a monster truck???a huge one!!!
keeping the gates of hell in good shape is kind of boring sometimes....
Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 9:50:04 AM
[Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 9:41:41 AM 
car.  good idea.  Ferrari, red of course.

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[Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 9:38:42 AM 
Kobal Entertainment Director of Hell,  

for my payment, I believe that use of a sebucus or three will sufice!!!

Strat, no offer of your goodliness shall tempt me from the dark lord!!

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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 9:21:36 AM 
I have to admit the "He can count all his weapons" line is funny as hell!

I see your playground rules and I triple your pathetic little out-infinity infinity!  My car crushes your bike too!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 9:10:52 AM)
[_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 9:10:52 AM 
Well, in that case Guido will be unexpectadly arrested by the inquisitor Guido. He can count all his weapons.

In any case... The playground rules that we used were actualy a very complex code of conduct. You could under certain circumstances out-infinity infinity, but only if your BMX was better than your opponents. Now, determining the quality of a BMX was another chapter alltogether.
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[paorcamp] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 8:32:48 AM 


He'd better is!!! I sent some girls yesterday to his address....
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 8:07:39 AM 
I do believe Guido was still considering his options.

BTW, you can't out-infinitey infinitey!  What playground rules did you kids play by?

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[_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:33:09 AM 
I infinity it two times!

And if HB will not comply, he will be unexpectedly arrested by the inquisitor Guido, whom nobody expects, and can count all of his weapons.
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:31:06 AM 

I infinity the offer!!!  HA!


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[_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:28:53 AM 
Whatever he offers, I double the offer!
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:27:45 AM 
Sure!  What title do you want?
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[Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:23:47 AM 
Lord, I will pledge my allegiance, in return for an apropriate title and compensation!
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 6:21:03 AM 
Actually, no.  But those do sound like they should be porn film titles - if they are not already.
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[_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 6:15:09 AM 
Let me guess... Your job is making up titles for porn films, right?
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:49:15 AM 
Hey!  My bitches are from all over the universe!  The wild wenches from 3tittiedom, the 2 crotch ladies of doublevaginalfun, and assorted humans from all over the world.
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[_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:29:41 AM 
Plasticboobiestan? No thank you, I have my own sources.
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:27:45 AM 

Dude, where else do you think your sluts are coming from?  Hollywood and Vine in Los Angeles?  HAHAHAHA!  My spies are everywhere!


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[_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:26:25 AM 
Ah, so he is a lively widdle puppy, eh? Here doggy...
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[_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:25:20 AM 
Now why would a god like me need hookers?
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 4:13:01 AM 

Very quick, huh?  My hookers told me you were very quick, but I didn't believe them until now.


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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 4:11:56 AM 

Go ahead and pet him...he might only take your hand off.


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[_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:59:08 AM 
Within days? Within hours! We do things very quick around here.

And how apropriate that Freeze wants to be anit-me... Pretty much what he always is!
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[_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:37:34 AM 
Aww! What a cute widdle doggy...
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:34:28 AM 
Okay, DF...You can be the honorary hand-waver guy (challis of wine in hand).  
For those who don't know what a lycan is...think werewolf!



You can run really fast, jump high, carry a wicked sword, and rip strat and his pansies apart with your bare hands and teeth!  Floss and nail-sharpeners are provided to keep your fangs and claws razor-sharp too!  Plus, you get a killer fur coat when you have to deal with the cold and you will never overheat (you live in Hell).
[_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:13:08 AM 
And I will make sure you stay my pope! You get to run our church, you get to be filthy rich, you get to be as wild as you want to, you get... Anything! Youre the pope!
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[_strat_] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:11:18 AM 
Why, you get a crib of your own (I will post a pic of it when I get home - the damn work computer wont let me). You get your own private army that attends to your every neeed. And you get to bust some asses with cushions and comfty chairs.

Pension scheme: if you ever want to retire, you get to keep your crib, your army, and get my special thanks in cash.
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[guidogodoy] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:06:49 AM 
Why, ME, Mr. KoTTTEER!

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[TIMBONI] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:59:07 PM 
Such a nice Italian boy.  Who could want to miss an episode ?
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[guidogodoy] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:48:38 PM 
Hmmmm...I see you side-stepped the Tony Danza question. Sends up red flags. You must either like Tony Danza or are trying to suck people into that living rerun hell.

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[TIMBONI] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:37:33 PM 
Ha !  Not long enough for one who enjoys his work !  
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[guidogodoy] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:35:30 PM 
DAMN! How freakin' long does this purgatory business take???

Is it true that the only thing on TV there is Tony Danza in "Who's the Boss?" If so, that is an immediate deal-breaker.   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by TIMBONI from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:30:21 PM)
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