ok you caught me --I'm more like George--but I only tell white lies when I have too--

if my nieces ask me "does this make my butt look too big" well sure I'm gonna tell a little white lie--I hate hurting anybody's feelings

Sidney Crosby--Evgeni Malkin--sorry but this is the hockey thread &  we got off the thread awhile back mostly my fault

but --oh here it comes again __Marc-Andre Fleury

		ronhartsell wrote:
		Ohhhhhhh...so now you're as honest as Washington, but not quite as honest as Honest Abe??  So, you don't count little white lies, do you??         pip wrote: I never lie !!--I'm just like George Washington   when he was accused of cutting down the cherry tree--I can never tell a lie (with my fingers crossed behind my back )        ronhartsell wrote: Seeee??  You do know what I'm saying!! So in essence, by saying I lie is akin to saying you lie, and you wouldn't do such a thing...would you???        pip wrote: You lie like a rug Ron !!   scenery my a**--sure you buy that for the beaches etc--yeah right--lol I get the Playgirl just for the articles !!      ronhartsell wrote: Oh...I never noticed  the scenery looks so beautiful, I just never noticed...      pip wrote: Ok--no mayo but I don't have the SI issue of half naked girls with too small bikinis--sorry      ronhartsell wrote: Ahhhhh yesssss...mushrooms would be wonderful...mmmm!!!  You can hold the mayo, however!!  Sure I'll read the mag., just make sure it's the swimsuit issue!!!       pip wrote: Ya can't forget the mushrooms !!  and mayo !! but boy are they good--and plenty of napkins !! so no SI magazines ??      ronhartsell wrote: The only thing out of PA I want right now is a Philly Cheesesteak with peppers and onions and a coke to wash it down  Maybe some fries to go with it, but not required...      pip wrote: Oh you don't want the  SI issue of The Superbowl champs--well let me see So you must want the SI issue of the Baseball champs --now let me think who could that be ?? why the Philadelphia Phillies--- Play ball !! Homerun !!      ronhartsell wrote:  You're funny         pip wrote: So you want the commemorative issue of the Superbowl champs --The Pittsburgh Steelers ??---lol Touchdown !!      ronhartsell wrote: Thanks, Pip...but there's only one issue of that magazine that I would enjoy (ahem) reading, and that's not the one, my dear!!       pip wrote: so does that mean you want me to pick you up a copy of Sports Illustrated commemorative issue of the Stanley Cup champs ?? who won the Stanley Cup this year you ask ??---why my beloved Penguins that's who !!      ronhartsell wrote: Pip, you know we've got to give you a hard time!!  That's a part of winning!!       pip wrote: I know Soy--Ron--Guido & Darth painkiller are ready to kick my a** for piping up on a daily basis about my Beloved PENGUINS but I just picked up  the new Sports Illustrated --a commemorative of the 2009 Stanley Cup champs--my beloved Penguins--80 pages of Penguins--Penguins & more Penguins does anyone want me to pick them up a copy ??

OHHHHHHHH..........OFF TOPIC A BIT,YOU MUST BE A PHILLIES FAN I'M ASSUMING...WELL HOW ABOUT MY BLUE JAYS WINGING THEIR WAY IN THERE AND SWEEEEEPING AWAY YOUR 
PHILLIES!........OH STOP THROWING THINGS AT YOUR MONITOR!......ACTUALLY I WAS QUITE SURPRISED BY THAT RESULT THOUGH...

		pip wrote:
		Evgeni Malkin also won the Conn Smythe trophy & came in SECOND for the Art  Ross trophy My hat's off to the HERSHEY BEARS for winning thier 10--count 'em 10  Calder Cup I guess PENNSLVANIA has the best hockey teams  in both divisions this year  But please don't forget don't shoot the messager --I don't want to have to dodge bullets for the rest of the day !!