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[joedraper] Thursday, September 02, 2010 12:09:21 AM 
Ron, I still have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! Brilliant Commercial!
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[spapad] Wednesday, September 01, 2010 8:29:35 PM 
HA!! Ron, I'd love to see them dead, but to witness it is something I can't do! Glad to see he got out of it! I don't think my critters did, but I will be parnoid for about a year now at each sound that I don't think the house should have made. lol My own dog has scared me shitless since then! And thank god she lived through the whole nasty mess too.
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[spapad] Wednesday, September 01, 2010 8:18:33 PM 
So sorry Guid! Shame that is what the hospital is famous for. Conveniently loosing your shit, and also giving you a case of MRSA! The hospital these days is once again becoming a place you go to die.
Some lucky aide or so and so walked right out with it in their pocket.
Damn place!
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[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, September 01, 2010 7:13:32 PM 
The hospital lost your ring?!? WHY??? Stupid hospital...

Damn. That means if I plan to break a limb or contract an illness I better not have on my dogtag/razorblade necklace.
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[chileansteel] Wednesday, September 01, 2010 4:25:57 PM 
My mom couldn`t stand it lol
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[chileansteel] Wednesday, September 01, 2010 4:22:11 PM 
Ron!! you`ve made me suffer! Fortunately it has a happy ending LOL
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[ron h] Wednesday, September 01, 2010 4:46:28 AM 
SPA!! Sorry, saw this and couldn't help myself!! lol
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 30, 2010 8:51:57 PM 
Nope. Hospital! SUCKS puts it lightly.

Yeah, Hellrider, I did post about having that very ring re-chromed way back when. Bastards, I am sure someone is wearing it on their pinky...toe.
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[spapad] Monday, August 30, 2010 8:30:53 PM 
Oh, that does suck! Relative? Hope not.
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[hellrider 31038] Monday, August 30, 2010 8:26:35 PM 
i think i remember you talking about getting it rechromed way back ..yeah man totall suuuuuucccccckkkkkkssss it got lost.yeah my reaper was nice and green inside the ring part from wearing so much..wonder where it is now.fuc?
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[guidogodoy] Monday, August 30, 2010 7:57:01 PM 
Just as I loved that ring on my pinky. Even had that sucker re-chromed!

Lost the damn thing (rather, someone lost it for me) just recently. THAT sucks...
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[hellrider 31038] Monday, August 30, 2010 7:36:57 PM 
yes i do you DORK TUNNEL HAT.lol.lol.just joking man.lol
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[hellrider 31038] Monday, August 30, 2010 7:24:07 PM 

ah man you just reminded me that i lost my reaper ring years ago.i fuc?en loved that ring..


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[spapad] Saturday, August 21, 2010 4:16:25 PM 

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[J.D. DIAMOND] Saturday, August 21, 2010 1:45:04 PM 
LOMFL!!!  HA HA HA,thats the most gayest thing I've seen yet it is also the most funniest shit I've seen in a long time,that shit made me laugh out loud Joe!!! HA HA HA!!!!
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[paorcamp] Saturday, August 21, 2010 1:16:02 PM 
OMG...you made me hate motorcycles...
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[guidogodoy] Saturday, August 21, 2010 1:07:54 PM 
No. Hot Topic sells all things "goth." Body jewelry, t-shirts, rings, studded belts and even a small selection of music. They keep some 20 bands that are all on the heavy side and number them 1-20. Maiden was low (prob about 16 / 20) and completely packed. Ozzy was lower but had fewer copies.

I got all but one of these rings there:


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[J.D. DIAMOND] Saturday, August 21, 2010 11:54:55 AM 
HAHAHA you know me too well hellrider! lol!
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[J.D. DIAMOND] Saturday, August 21, 2010 11:42:34 AM 
Why are you quoting me kiamat?  I think you meant to quote Guido? lol! Are you having a blonde moment? LOL!
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[hellrider 31038] Saturday, August 21, 2010 9:58:00 AM 
LOL.yeah it does lol
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[kiamat] Saturday, August 21, 2010 2:50:39 AM 
Thats crazy- my mate told me he couldn't get a copy because it had sold out in his local HMV. And since its pretty much guaranteed the number one chart slot this week, I doubt its because they didn't have many to sell.

Anyway, I thought Hot Topic was a clothing store?! I'm pretty sure theres a Hot Topic clothes brand in this country!
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[Zomby] Saturday, August 21, 2010 1:52:19 AM 
bloody brilliant
[J.D. DIAMOND] Saturday, August 21, 2010 1:31:18 AM 
!!!!!!!!!!! Your killing me tonight Guido! HA HA HA!
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[guidogodoy] Friday, August 20, 2010 7:12:08 PM 
What made me laugh today was a kid (male) with half dyed pink hair a la Kelly Osbourne in a Hot Topic store telling me how much HE liked Powerslave better than Final Frontier! HAAAA!!! He said that they couldn't even give the new CD away. LOL!!!!
[joedraper] Friday, August 20, 2010 3:13:25 PM 
[J.D. DIAMOND] Friday, August 20, 2010 2:40:00 PM 
Sounds like everybody who has tried to argue with me hellrider HA HA HA!!!
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[hellrider 31038] Thursday, August 19, 2010 4:23:18 PM 
people who try to fuc? you around then get caught up in a awkward situation.
[J.D. DIAMOND] Friday, August 13, 2010 2:10:10 PM 
Yeah,I just heard the entire album of  Iron Maiden's "The Final Frontier" and not only does it make me laugh,I'd like to sue the band for cruel and unusual punishment just for putting out the song clips!!!! Down the fuckin Irons!!!
[Head banger] Friday, August 13, 2010 6:12:46 AM 
my thought was he must be a new driver borowing a 50+ k car.  still insane
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[Becks] Thursday, August 12, 2010 9:54:48 PM 
Bahahaha that's hilarious HB! What a douche!
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[Head banger] Thursday, August 12, 2010 9:05:20 PM 
had to post this

in general I am not a fan of SUVs, especialy the luxury lines that will never see a gravel road.  but this tops it.  driving home I see a BMW X5 coming,.  we are going thru an area they are repaving.  so, ahead of him is the bump, about an inch and a half where the new paving ended.  this TOOL stops and GETS OUT of the SUV to make sure that he can climb it.  WTF!!!  the day before I saw the neighborhood Lambo drive over the same bump!  how does this guy manage to pull into a driveway?  exit any road? 
[Budred] Friday, July 23, 2010 5:13:22 AM 
That's good stuff. That guy is pretty cool, his writing style seems believable.
I realize she's a trainwreck, but I was hoping she was not that big of an idiot.(LOL)

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[joedraper] Friday, July 23, 2010 1:02:22 AM 
Lol Bud: Most definitely a joke. Hayibo is a comedy site that particularly likes taking the piss at OTT celebs or lightening a situation. The one they wrote up about Madiba's birthday was also pretty funny. They also did one on the Gumi Bears being disrupted when we started building a super fast train route here. If it was real then I too would have been super-pissed. Nelson Mandela is a hero to me (as is with pretty much all the South African's I know.)
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[kiamat] Thursday, July 22, 2010 5:34:25 AM 

I think its a joke, but I actually had to check some other articles on the same site before I could be sure.

Not sure what Lohan would be worried about anyway- jail is old hat for her.


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[Budred] Thursday, July 22, 2010 5:18:19 AM 
I read through that a little quickly and I'm going to read it again. What I need to know is,
 is that from a comic writer or is that supposed to be real? I'm asking because at first read
I'm having mixed emotions. If it's a comedy writer then that's pretty funny stuff. If that's
supposed to be real then it's actually quite disturbing. Knowing what Mandela went through,
and her trying to compare herself to him, shows the sad state she must be in. I have to 
assume that it's a joke. She can't be that big of an idiot, (can she?)

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[joedraper] Thursday, July 22, 2010 2:07:50 AM 

I love this site.. one of our local ones here in SA and I found this article really funny after a very stressful morning.. yeah, I have warped sense of humor but.. don't we all?

http://www.hayibo.com/lohan-looks-to-mandela-as-jail-inspiration/

[acolyte55] Wednesday, July 21, 2010 11:24:27 PM 
demolition man: wesley snipes walks by a guy in the museum for guns and slams his face into the wall of glass for shits and giggles ! gratuitous violence !! ball in head,kick in balls etc.
[Budred] Wednesday, July 21, 2010 2:36:55 PM 

Thanks for the show of support, it's appreciated.
                                            


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[J.D. DIAMOND] Wednesday, July 21, 2010 1:37:14 AM 
I know what you meant Budred,and yeah who knows why some people say shit that they do.I know I've said some shit that I shouldn't have but I've always owed up on them I'll say that much. I think its funnier than shit when people get hurt and I mean really hurt!! lol!

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[Budred] Wednesday, July 21, 2010 12:52:51 AM 
Did you catch the part "minor injuries nothing major"? Did you ever watch Funniest Home Video's and see someone
fall or walk into something? Did you see Jose Canseco get hit in the head trying to catch a ball only to have it bounce
off his head for a homerun? I bet that hurt like hell yet half the freakin' country laughed at it. Do you even get what I'm getting
at? Did you ever see one of your friends hit his finger with a hammer or get hit in the balls? Probably hurt like hell yet you 
probably laughed anyway. Yeah, I'm a psycho, and so is half this f*cking world. The other half are f*cking idiots which is where 
you seem to fall. Why do you insist on trying to piss me off? I've done (nothing) to you but respond to your idiot posts after mine.
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[jimmyjames] Monday, July 19, 2010 11:36:41 PM 
Watching people get hurt.............real funny. Psycho.
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[Budred] Monday, July 19, 2010 6:58:19 AM 
Watching people get hurt. There's just something about watching people get hurt that makes me
laugh, unless it's me of course, then if you laugh I get pissed!(LOL)(we're talking minor injuries, nothing major).
[hellrider 31038] Friday, July 16, 2010 9:50:53 PM 
when you throw those fox tail things what ever they are called at the ladys at work and then they scream.lol
[Becks] Tuesday, July 13, 2010 12:29:55 AM 
Plants vs Zombies! LOL!!!! Best. Game. Ever!!!
[J.D. DIAMOND] Tuesday, June 29, 2010 1:56:17 PM 
lol! Yah I can think of a few people like this,but what the real funny thing is that when "Darkthrone" was out in 1990 and in 91' nobody even had a clue as to who they were or what they were doing.I remember buying Under A Funeral Moon in 1993 from a Metal Edge magazine from the back cover you could order from...and nobody even knew who Darkthrone was,it wasn't untill about 1998-1999 till these wanna-be-black metalers came out of the woodwork when they got "computers".

I'd lay money on that 99% of people who laugh at the early Darkthrone and the early  black metal scene didn't have a clue what norwegian styled black metal was back in 1990 - 1995,back then you could of asked them and they wouldn't have a clue. People can still laugh at the old black metal scene but they were doing something back then that was anything but "trendy",they knew something the rest of the idiots did not,I remember those days very well. Only cool metal veterans used to have obscure metal(obscure for 1993,not nowadays)albums back in the day,and then when the internet got hip you had all these black metal kids around 1997 or so -and up till now .


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[Palmer Griffiths] Monday, June 28, 2010 9:31:56 PM 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jR7_WiHI1g      this makes me laugh *LOL*
[Becks] Monday, June 14, 2010 1:54:36 AM 

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[jimmyjames] Monday, June 14, 2010 1:52:08 AM 
Why? Bet he's cooked way more sausages than your dog has. And been to a lot more league games. Bet he says mate more time in one minute than your dog will bark in its entire life. Sir Mad? What the fuck were they thinking?
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[Becks] Monday, June 14, 2010 1:46:14 AM 
Oh yeah, can't believe he got a knighthood. My dog deserves a knighthood more than him.
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[jimmyjames] Monday, June 14, 2010 1:43:48 AM 
By the way that Sir Mad Butcher now.
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