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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:25:39 AM 
This is where lana's Outhouse landed:


The frozen tundra of Alaska.  Hey lana?  Say 'hi' to Sarah Palin for me!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Monday, November 17, 2008 5:22:45 AM)
[mmmmmm] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:24:56 AM 
DPK--I JUST HOPE I'M OUT OF THE OUTHOUSE BY THE TIME YOU SEND YOUR MISSILE LAUNCHING--AM BUSILY PROTECTING MY HOME-MADE MOONSHINE !!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Monday, November 17, 2008 5:22:45 AM)
[mmmmmm] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:23:32 AM 
OMG DPK==AM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR BELLY LAUGHING --YOU JUST MADE MY DAY --YOU'RE BLOWIN' UP MY BELOVED OUTHOUSE & ALL THE MOONSHINE BUT YOU MADE MY DAY !!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Monday, November 17, 2008 5:20:57 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:22:45 AM 
Here is my US Army-issued Mobile Missile Launcher which I will use to blow lana's outhouse to smithereens:

[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:20:57 AM 
That does it...the kid gloves are off.

Here is lana's outhouse before I blow it to Pittsburgh: 


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Monday, November 17, 2008 5:13:48 AM)
[mmmmmm] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:13:48 AM 

IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT YA KNOW DPK---YOU LACED MY BELOVED RPB CUPS WITH EX-LAX & THEN TO TOP IT ALL OFF YOU TAINTED MY PEANUT M& M'S

THIS IS LANA BEFORE DPK STOLE HER RPB CUPS--   
THIS IS LANA AFTER BEING FOILED BY DPK---( KNEELING IN FRONT OF THE POT )
THIA IS LANA AFTER GETTING OUT OF THE OUTHOUSE & APOLOGIZING TO DPK--
THIS IS LANA ACCIDENTALLY FUMBLING HIS BELOVED *PHILLY FLYERS * WITH THE *NY ISLANDERS *
THIS IS LANA DEFENDING HER BELOVED OUTHOUSE -- 
THIS IS DPK AFTER LANA GETS DONE WITH HIM --
THIS IS LANA EATING ALL THE MARS BARS SENT TO HER BY DPK-- 


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Monday, November 17, 2008 5:02:42 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:02:42 AM 
AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You did it again!  Here I am, trying to be nice, and you insult my Flyers again!  The Islanders can't beat the Canadiens, but the Flyers can!  

Lana before insulting my city and the Flyers--->
Me after reading Lana's insulting posts--->
Me destroying Lana's outhouse (there is a thing called Indoor Plumbing Lana...y'all out there in Central PA need to get some).--->
Lana after I wiped out her outhouse.--->

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Monday, November 17, 2008 4:31:16 AM)
[mmmmmm] Monday, November 17, 2008 4:38:45 AM 
UH DPK--AM PATIENTLY WAITING BY MY MAILBOX FOR MARS BARS--JUSY TA LET YA KNOW OK??
[mmmmmm] Monday, November 17, 2008 4:31:16 AM 
So Sorry DPK--please Forgive me --I was so busy sitting on the pot in the outhouse all weekend that I mistakenly called your Islanders Philly's --am so sorry --see what NOT eationg RPB Cups does to me --takes what little brain cells I have left & kicks them to the curb !!--so sorry--have a Philly Cheesesteak on me OK ?? ( with lettuce--tomato--grilled onions & mushrooms & of course Mayo )   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Monday, November 17, 2008 3:05:31 AM)
Edited at: Monday, November 17, 2008 4:37:54 AM
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Monday, November 17, 2008 3:05:31 AM 
Ummm...the Islanders are in NY.  D'oh!  Two: My loving g/f doesn't listen to metal. 

I apologize for Soy hurting your feelings.  I do not condone hurting other people's feelings.  That is cheap and unmanly (Soy...I think you ought to apologize to lana for being rude to her last week).  As for the RPB Cup theft, that was just me having fun.  I negotiated a deal with the Mars people for a lifetime supply of the goodies for ya b/c I feel bad.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:00:39 AM)
[scorpion01] Saturday, November 15, 2008 10:46:06 PM 
JOEY! JOEY! JOEY! JOEY MacDONALS HAS LOOKED LIKE PATRICK ROY THE LAST TWO GAMES AGAINST OTTOWA. ISLANDERS WIN TWO IN A ROW OVER A TEAM THEY NEVER BEAT. THE  YOUNG KIDS FRANZ NEILSON, KYLY OKPOSO, SEAN BERGENHEIM, JOSH BAILEY, JEFF TAMBOLINI, CHRIS CAMPOLI  HAVE LOOKED REAL GOOD. I DON'T HAVE GREAT EXPECTATIONS BUT THEY ARE A LOT OF FUN TO WATCH AND WILL BE GREAT TO SEE THEM MESH OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS TOGETHER.
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, November 15, 2008 11:02:08 AM 
DENTAL FLOSS...CATGUT...BARBED WIRE...WHAAAAAAAATEVER....I'M UP FOR IT!!!...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 15, 2008 6:51:58 AM)
[mmmmmm] Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:00:39 AM 

The Feed DPK club ??--DPK --if ya would have said something I'd have gladly sent you some of my RPB Cups but no you threaten me & hurt my wittle feelings & to top it all off you lace my goodies with ex-lax --what the hell kind of friend are ya ??--now as for your g/f -using your whip --didn't she tell you she's one of us *sinful * gals & she's on my side ??--bet ya didn't know that didya ??--sleep with 1 eye open real wide like ok ??
& while we're on the subject what's wrong with Vince Lacavilier of TB & Eli Manning of the NY Giants --both are eye candy for me --same as La Sid--me thinks you are just jealous 'cause MY PITTSBURGH PENGUINS BEAT YOUR PHILLY ISLANDERS IN A 3 PLUS SHOOTOUT

So what do ya think of that --you did all those dastardly criminal acts to me & oh little "ol me did was tell ya that MY PENGUINS BEAT YOUR ISLANDERS !!--I was just being a good sportswoman in case you missed the game 


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, November 14, 2008 9:09:40 PM)
[mmmmmm] Saturday, November 15, 2008 6:51:58 AM 
Dental floss ??--Soy--I hate to break it to ya but we use catgut fishing line --more sturdy to hold a man ( ?? ) like you in bondage
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 9:09:40 PM 

They're tainted Peanut M&M's lana.  As for the 5000 or so RPB Cups, lets just say they were donated to a good cause (the feed DPK Fund).  As for killing La Sid, I hold him in the same regard I hold Vincent Lacavilier of Tampa Bay and Eli Manning of the Giants....seek & destroy!

As for you attempting to beat me to a bloody unrecognizable pulp, my g/f said you come near me and she'll rip you up and use my whip on ya.  Oh...I've said too much me thinks. 

And I would never ridicule you lana...I don't condone that sort of talk.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 4:32:57 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:49:57 PM 
HOPE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER SOON ....NO GAMES ON HERE AT MY END OF THE COUNTRY,BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO WATCH OUT THERE ...I'M FOCUSING ALL MY ENERGY (AND VOODOO) ON THE CFL PLAYOFF GAME TOMORROW HOPING MY ESKIMOS CAN PULL OFF A BIG WIN AND GET TO THE GREY CUP NEXT WEEKEND...BEING I'LL BE AT THE CUP IN MONTREAL,IT WOULD BE AN ADDED BONUS ...SO THROW YOUR SUPPORT BEHIND ME  TOMORROW AT 1 PM AND ROOT FOR THE ESKIES...THEN WE CAN GO BACK TO FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER!......
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Friday, November 14, 2008 5:40:56 PM)
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:40:56 PM 

LOL... They dont call me lady evil for nothin...lol

So any hockey games tonight??  I havent looked I went to lay down .. I was not feeling well..


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, November 14, 2008 5:38:55 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:38:55 PM 
OOOOOOOO....NOW MY EARS JUST GOT ALL FUZZY AND PERKED UP LIKE I WAS A HUNTIN' YOU  ON A FULL MOON...MY AUNTIE M WANTS TO JOIN THE 'PUNISH SOY CLUB'...
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[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:35:32 PM 

You know what I do to you if I got my paws on you  SOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL


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[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:27:58 PM 
THE LIGHTNING FIRE COACH MELROSE...DON'T KNOW WHY THEY EVEN HIRED HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE..GO BACK TO ESPN OR WHATEVER THE HELL STATION YOU WERE ON DOWN SOUTH AND TRY TO TALK HOCKEY THERE...WATCH FOR MELROSE TO START RUNNIN' HIS MOUTH ABOUT THE LIGHTNING ORGANIZATION THAT'S HIS STYLE.
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