[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:25:39 AM | |
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This is where lana's Outhouse landed:
The frozen tundra of Alaska. Hey lana? Say 'hi' to Sarah Palin for me!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Monday, November 17, 2008 5:22:45 AM) | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Here is my US Army-issued Mobile Missile Launcher which I will use to blow lana's outhouse to smithereens:
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[mmmmmm] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:24:56 AM | |
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DPK--I JUST HOPE I'M OUT OF THE OUTHOUSE BY THE TIME YOU SEND YOUR MISSILE LAUNCHING--AM BUSILY PROTECTING MY HOME-MADE MOONSHINE !! [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Monday, November 17, 2008 5:22:45 AM) | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Here is my US Army-issued Mobile Missile Launcher which I will use to blow lana's outhouse to smithereens:
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[mmmmmm] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:23:32 AM | |
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OMG DPK==AM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR BELLY LAUGHING --YOU JUST MADE MY DAY --YOU'RE BLOWIN' UP MY BELOVED OUTHOUSE & ALL THE MOONSHINE BUT YOU MADE MY DAY !! [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Monday, November 17, 2008 5:20:57 AM) | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | That does it...the kid gloves are off.
Here is lana's outhouse before I blow it to Pittsburgh:
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:22:45 AM | |
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Here is my US Army-issued Mobile Missile Launcher which I will use to blow lana's outhouse to smithereens:
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:20:57 AM | |
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That does it...the kid gloves are off.
Here is lana's outhouse before I blow it to Pittsburgh:
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Monday, November 17, 2008 5:13:48 AM) |
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[mmmmmm] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:13:48 AM | |
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:02:42 AM | |
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AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You did it again! Here I am, trying to be nice, and you insult my Flyers again! The Islanders can't beat the Canadiens, but the Flyers can!
Lana before insulting my city and the Flyers--->
Me after reading Lana's insulting posts--->
Me destroying Lana's outhouse (there is a thing called Indoor Plumbing Lana...y'all out there in Central PA need to get some).--->
Lana after I wiped out her outhouse.---> [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Monday, November 17, 2008 4:31:16 AM) | | lana wrote: | | So Sorry DPK--please Forgive me --I was so busy sitting on the pot in the outhouse all weekend that I mistakenly called your Islanders Philly's --am so sorry --see what NOT eationg RPB Cups does to me --takes what little brain cells I have left & kicks them to the curb !!--so sorry--have a Philly Cheesesteak on me OK ?? ( with lettuce--tomato--grilled onions & mushrooms & of course Mayo ) (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Monday, November 17, 2008 3:05:31 AM)
Edited at: Monday, November 17, 2008 4:37:54 AM |
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[mmmmmm] Monday, November 17, 2008 4:38:45 AM | |
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UH DPK--AM PATIENTLY WAITING BY MY MAILBOX FOR MARS BARS--JUSY TA LET YA KNOW OK?? |
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[mmmmmm] Monday, November 17, 2008 4:31:16 AM | |
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So Sorry DPK--please Forgive me --I was so busy sitting on the pot in the outhouse all weekend that I mistakenly called your Islanders Philly's --am so sorry --see what NOT eationg RPB Cups does to me --takes what little brain cells I have left & kicks them to the curb !!--so sorry--have a Philly Cheesesteak on me OK ?? ( with lettuce--tomato--grilled onions & mushrooms & of course Mayo ) [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Monday, November 17, 2008 3:05:31 AM)
Edited at: Monday, November 17, 2008 4:37:54 AM |
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Monday, November 17, 2008 3:05:31 AM | |
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Ummm...the Islanders are in NY. D'oh! Two: My loving g/f doesn't listen to metal.
I apologize for Soy hurting your feelings. I do not condone hurting other people's feelings. That is cheap and unmanly (Soy...I think you ought to apologize to lana for being rude to her last week). As for the RPB Cup theft, that was just me having fun. I negotiated a deal with the Mars people for a lifetime supply of the goodies for ya b/c I feel bad. [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:00:39 AM) | | lana wrote: | | The Feed DPK club ??--DPK --if ya would have said something I'd have gladly sent you some of my RPB Cups but no you threaten me & hurt my wittle feelings & to top it all off you lace my goodies with ex-lax --what the hell kind of friend are ya ??--now as for your g/f -using your whip --didn't she tell you she's one of us *sinful * gals & she's on my side ??--bet ya didn't know that didya ??--sleep with 1 eye open real wide like ok ??
& while we're on the subject what's wrong with Vince Lacavilier of TB & Eli Manning of the NY Giants --both are eye candy for me --same as La Sid--me thinks you are just jealous 'cause MY PITTSBURGH PENGUINS BEAT YOUR PHILLY ISLANDERS IN A 3 PLUS SHOOTOUT
So what do ya think of that --you did all those dastardly criminal acts to me & oh little "ol me did was tell ya that MY PENGUINS BEAT YOUR ISLANDERS !!--I was just being a good sportswoman in case you missed the game |
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[scorpion01] Saturday, November 15, 2008 10:46:06 PM | |
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JOEY! JOEY! JOEY! JOEY MacDONALS HAS LOOKED LIKE PATRICK ROY THE LAST TWO GAMES AGAINST OTTOWA. ISLANDERS WIN TWO IN A ROW OVER A TEAM THEY NEVER BEAT. THE YOUNG KIDS FRANZ NEILSON, KYLY OKPOSO, SEAN BERGENHEIM, JOSH BAILEY, JEFF TAMBOLINI, CHRIS CAMPOLI HAVE LOOKED REAL GOOD. I DON'T HAVE GREAT EXPECTATIONS BUT THEY ARE A LOT OF FUN TO WATCH AND WILL BE GREAT TO SEE THEM MESH OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS TOGETHER. |
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[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, November 15, 2008 11:02:08 AM | |
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DENTAL FLOSS...CATGUT...BARBED WIRE...WHAAAAAAAATEVER....I'M UP FOR IT!!!... [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 15, 2008 6:51:58 AM) | | lana wrote: | | Dental floss ??--Soy--I hate to break it to ya but we use catgut fishing line --more sturdy to hold a man ( ?? ) like you in bondage | | Soylentgreen4u wrote: | | NOW LOOK...DON'T PLAY THE SLIPPERY EEL WITH ME!...I GOT NUTTIN' AGAINST CROSBY,HELL
HE'S A FELLOW CANADIAN ....RIDICULE AND THREATEN?...WHERE,WHEN?...AS FOR GETTING THE REST OF THE SINFUL GALS TOGETHER TO PUNISH...GO AHEAD I SAY,IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I WAS TIED UP WITH DENTAL FLOSS AND PROPERLY...OOPS,
I'VE SAID TOOOO MUCH......... | | lana wrote: | | DC--watch out for that DPK-he laced my RPB Cups with ex-lax & I just now got off the pot
now onto more pressing business
DPK & Soy-- let me get this straight --you wanna threaten my RPB Cups--surround me with a moat filled with peanut M & M's-----call me dim Dora & ask me to kill the gorgeuos Sidney Crosby ??
is that all
well here goes
this is DPK & Soy before I beat them both to a bloody unrecognizable pulp--
this is me beating them to a bloody unrecognizable pulp--
this is them after being beaten to a bloody unrecognizable pulp--
this is me saving Sidney Crosby from harm-- & eating the moat of peanut M & M's
so do ya see the pattern ?? you guys look just the same half w-wits after the beating as before & I still come out smelling like a rose & with Sidney Crosby --me thinks you too are so totally jealous of me that all you can do is ridicule me & threaten me --don't ya boys know I'm protected by the sinful gals--wait til I tell them how I've been treated |
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[mmmmmm] Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:00:39 AM | |
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The Feed DPK club ??--DPK --if ya would have said something I'd have gladly sent you some of my RPB Cups but no you threaten me & hurt my wittle feelings & to top it all off you lace my goodies with ex-lax --what the hell kind of friend are ya ??--now as for your g/f -using your whip --didn't she tell you she's one of us *sinful * gals & she's on my side ??--bet ya didn't know that didya ??--sleep with 1 eye open real wide like ok ??
& while we're on the subject what's wrong with Vince Lacavilier of TB & Eli Manning of the NY Giants --both are eye candy for me --same as La Sid--me thinks you are just jealous 'cause MY PITTSBURGH PENGUINS BEAT YOUR PHILLY ISLANDERS IN A 3 PLUS SHOOTOUT
So what do ya think of that --you did all those dastardly criminal acts to me & oh little "ol me did was tell ya that MY PENGUINS BEAT YOUR ISLANDERS !!--I was just being a good sportswoman in case you missed the game [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, November 14, 2008 9:09:40 PM) |
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[mmmmmm] Saturday, November 15, 2008 6:51:58 AM | |
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Dental floss ??--Soy--I hate to break it to ya but we use catgut fishing line --more sturdy to hold a man ( ?? ) like you in bondage [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, November 14, 2008 4:53:23 PM) | | Soylentgreen4u wrote: | | NOW LOOK...DON'T PLAY THE SLIPPERY EEL WITH ME!...I GOT NUTTIN' AGAINST CROSBY,HELL
HE'S A FELLOW CANADIAN ....RIDICULE AND THREATEN?...WHERE,WHEN?...AS FOR GETTING THE REST OF THE SINFUL GALS TOGETHER TO PUNISH...GO AHEAD I SAY,IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I WAS TIED UP WITH DENTAL FLOSS AND PROPERLY...OOPS,
I'VE SAID TOOOO MUCH......... | | lana wrote: | | DC--watch out for that DPK-he laced my RPB Cups with ex-lax & I just now got off the pot
now onto more pressing business
DPK & Soy-- let me get this straight --you wanna threaten my RPB Cups--surround me with a moat filled with peanut M & M's-----call me dim Dora & ask me to kill the gorgeuos Sidney Crosby ??
is that all
well here goes
this is DPK & Soy before I beat them both to a bloody unrecognizable pulp--
this is me beating them to a bloody unrecognizable pulp--
this is them after being beaten to a bloody unrecognizable pulp--
this is me saving Sidney Crosby from harm-- & eating the moat of peanut M & M's
so do ya see the pattern ?? you guys look just the same half w-wits after the beating as before & I still come out smelling like a rose & with Sidney Crosby --me thinks you too are so totally jealous of me that all you can do is ridicule me & threaten me --don't ya boys know I'm protected by the sinful gals--wait til I tell them how I've been treated |
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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 9:09:40 PM | |
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[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:49:57 PM | |
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[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:40:56 PM | |
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LOL... They dont call me lady evil for nothin...lol
So any hockey games tonight?? I havent looked I went to lay down .. I was not feeling well..
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, November 14, 2008 5:38:55 PM) | | Soylentgreen4u wrote: | | OOOOOOOO....NOW MY EARS JUST GOT ALL FUZZY AND PERKED UP LIKE I WAS A HUNTIN' YOU ON A FULL MOON...MY AUNTIE M WANTS TO JOIN THE 'PUNISH SOY CLUB'... |
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[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:38:55 PM | |
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OOOOOOOO....NOW MY EARS JUST GOT ALL FUZZY AND PERKED UP LIKE I WAS A HUNTIN' YOU ON A FULL MOON...MY AUNTIE M WANTS TO JOIN THE 'PUNISH SOY CLUB'... [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Friday, November 14, 2008 5:35:32 PM) |
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[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:35:32 PM | |
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[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:27:58 PM | |
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THE LIGHTNING FIRE COACH MELROSE...DON'T KNOW WHY THEY EVEN HIRED HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE..GO BACK TO ESPN OR WHATEVER THE HELL STATION YOU WERE ON DOWN SOUTH AND TRY TO TALK HOCKEY THERE...WATCH FOR MELROSE TO START RUNNIN' HIS MOUTH ABOUT THE LIGHTNING ORGANIZATION THAT'S HIS STYLE. |
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