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| [pip] Wednesday, June 10, 2009 7:50:54 AM | |
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THE BILL
Donald & Daisy Duck had just gotten married & were on their honeymoon.
Donald was in the mood--but Daisy --not quite ready to start a family yet--asked Donald "Do you have any condoms ?"
Donald says "no I'll go down to the front desk --they're sure to have them for sale there "
Donald goes to the front desk & asks to buy condoms
The desk clerk asks "shall I put them on your bill ?""
Donald yells "pervert !!"
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| [CountessErzebethBathory9] Saturday, June 06, 2009 2:23:20 PM | |
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Nice streets to stay on..
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| [156555464] Saturday, June 06, 2009 2:11:02 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, June 03, 2009 6:54:47 PM | |
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| [ron h] Thursday, May 28, 2009 7:02:33 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:36:01 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:35:26 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:34:11 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:32:48 PM | |
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Transvestite cat..lol
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| [Becks] Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:30:17 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:28:22 PM | |
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screaming for veng............
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| [kiamat] Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:55:04 AM | |
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This sounds like a punishment system that my school had- for minor rule breaking like having your shirt untucked all the time the teachers would give you a Persistent Infringement Slip, the idea being that if you got more than three, you got a detention. Soon after it was introduced the name was changed to Persistent Infringement Form, due to too many kids taking the P.I.S.
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Special High Intensity Training or S.H.I.T. for short
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained, through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.).
If you feel that you are not given enough S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list.
Employees who are unable to handle S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Program (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
Since your managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T. as they are already full of S.H.I.T.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., and qualified you may be interested in a job, training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
Those who are proficient in B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. can apply for promotion to the Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).
If you have any questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
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Edited at: Thursday, May 28, 2009 4:55:36 AM |
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| [chileansteel] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 11:13:26 PM | |
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Great guys, you`ve made me laugh !!! LOL   |
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| [spapad] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:05:21 PM | |
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That's a good one Metallark! Noe schitt!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Metallark from Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:01:35 PM)| | | Metallark wrote: | | WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
REMEMBER: LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE. Edited at: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:02:01 PM Edited at: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:02:47 PM
Edited at: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:03:29 PM |
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| [Metallark] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:01:35 PM | |
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WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
REMEMBER: LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE. Edited at: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:02:01 PM Edited at: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:02:47 PM
Edited at: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:03:29 PM |
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| [ron h] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 6:39:43 PM | |
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| [spapad] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:45:55 PM | |
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Special High Intensity Training or S.H.I.T. for short
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained, through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.).
If you feel that you are not given enough S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list.
Employees who are unable to handle S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Program (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
Since your managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T. as they are already full of S.H.I.T.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., and qualified you may be interested in a job, training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
Those who are proficient in B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. can apply for promotion to the Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).
If you have any questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.). |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 3:26:44 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 3:19:05 PM | |
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