take your hard times and shove them.  I need not your forgiveness, and I fear not your guido.  I shal go out and get some garlic immediatly, and I shal work on my Grammar!

		_strat_ wrote:
		In this hard times for our organisation, I have decided to issue a price list for sinning. The sinns are divided into three groups: little ones, not so little ones and the big motherfucking ones.   Ok, little ones (100 - 500€) Smelling of garlic - 100€ (a special 25% discount if you happen to be French)  Possesion of Cinderella albums - 200€ Being a jerk - 300€  Not loving thy neighbour - 400€... On second thought, I know exactly how you feel, so this one is free of charge. If I like you. Maybe. Being Head Banger - 500€/month The not so little ones (600 - 1000€) Being Darth Painkiller - 600€/month Not being cool (the definition of cool depends on my current mood) - 700€ Not being me - 800€ Listening to EMO, pop, rap, or any of the strange hybrids - 900€/every such record you own. Killing - 1000€/civilian, +200% if the person in question is my follower. The big motherfucking ones (1000€ and up) Using correct grammar - 1500€ Not being my follower - 2000€ Not being hot - 3000€  Living in Las Vegas - 4000€ Being Deep Freeze - Confiscation of all possesions. If I decided that thou has sinned, you ahve thirty days to pay the fine, lest you get unexpectedly arrested by the inquisitor Guido. He can count all of his weapons. Members of the Holy Church of Strat are not required to obey the list. Infact, they can do whatever the fuck they want to, as long as they worship me.

In this hard times for our organisation, I have decided to issue a price list for sinning. The sinns are divided into three groups: little ones, not so little ones and the big motherfucking ones.

Ok, little ones (100 - 500€)

Smelling of garlic - 100€ (a special 25% discount if you happen to be French) 
Possesion of Cinderella albums - 200€
Being a jerk - 300€ 
Not loving thy neighbour - 400€... On second thought, I know exactly how you feel, so this one is free of charge. If I like you. Maybe.
Being Head Banger - 500€/month

The not so little ones (600 - 1000€)

Being Darth Painkiller - 600€/month
Not being cool (the definition of cool depends on my current mood) - 700€
Not being me - 800€
Listening to EMO, pop, rap, or any of the strange hybrids - 900€/every such record you own.
Killing - 1000€/civilian, +200% if the person in question is my follower.

The big motherfucking ones (1000€ and up)

Using correct grammar - 1500€
Not being my follower - 2000€
Not being hot - 3000€ 
Living in Las Vegas - 4000€
Being Deep Freeze - Confiscation of all possesions.


If I decided that thou has sinned, you ahve thirty days to pay the fine, lest you get unexpectedly arrested by the inquisitor Guido. He can count all of his weapons.

Members of the Holy Church of Strat are not required to obey the list. Infact, they can do whatever the fuck they want to, as long as they worship me.

You would know all the Fall Out Boy songs, as you are a pansy who cross-dresses and you listen to the Jonas Brothers too!

If you repent and worship me, I will spare you from DC's dominatrix machinations...maybe.

		_strat_ wrote:
		Oh, Im sure that thou could name me all FOB songs... And Manowar is our music of choice! And you are a sissy still. If you plead guilty, we might spare you the comfty chair. Tho you will still get it with the cushions.      Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: Thou hast faulty hearing!  I could not even tell you one Fall Out Boy song!  Besides, since when does FOB sound like Manowar or Megadeth? Btw, you still listen to Britney.  Barry Manilow is much better torture music!!!!     (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, January 29, 2009 6:32:18 AM)   _strat_ wrote:   Hey, we only use Britney as a torture method! And in any case, I clearly sayeth in the beginning that I am the god of Judas Priest and a dot and a com! Thou is a heretic! Thou listens to Fall Out Boy when riding into battle!      Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote:   Why would Guido want such a sissy job in your Britney Spears'-listening realm, when he could lead my Legions to BATTLE while rocking to Priest and whatever else he desires????  Not to mention, the minions will build him the house/castle/fortress of his wishes, and he will be granted all he desires? Edited at: Thursday, January 29, 2009 6:52:14 AM