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[pedro68] Thursday, November 25, 2010 2:38:32 AM 
Metal musos that take themselves way too seriously
[guidogodoy] Wednesday, November 24, 2010 11:41:12 PM 
I was talking about Behar's reference to the toilet, not Mel.

Easy to confuse toilet water and Mel lately, I know...
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[spapad] Wednesday, November 24, 2010 11:30:32 PM 
Who? WTF, who? Oh, the stupid athority on all things Mel.  Yes, I'm calling her a liar! Pants on fire! The only thing I dislike more than celebrity fodor, is the assholes who follow them around.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, November 24, 2010 11:03:40 PM)
[guidogodoy] Wednesday, November 24, 2010 11:03:40 PM 
So let me get this straight ... are you calling Joy Behar a liar?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, November 24, 2010 10:55:10 PM)
[spapad] Wednesday, November 24, 2010 10:55:10 PM 
Geographically speaking it does not matter which side of the damn world you flush a toilet in. The mechanics of the toilet set the motion, and there is no such thing as swirl reversing just because you happen to be in the southern hemisphere. Now, I've explained something you already know, what I want to know is how much trouble would it be to throw the axis of the earth off, just enough, that the Mideastern states of America could be just a skoosh off the line of the equator?
I think I'd love it here much more year round if that happened.


As for celebrities, cant we just send them to some place in the world no one will ever hear of again? A small rock island? Something like that?
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[guidogodoy] Wednesday, November 24, 2010 10:18:14 PM 
Damnit! WE have to claim him? I mean, we lost Madonna to England. I think nationality should go with the accent. Better yet, it should be a draft like Dave Chappelle did: "Who wants Tiger Woods?" 

Now what about that more important toilet issue?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, November 24, 2010 10:04:28 PM)
[spapad] Wednesday, November 24, 2010 10:04:28 PM 
Actually Mel was a young export to Australia. We, sad to say, own his birth certificate. Born in the state of NY. I guess we'll just have to keep the little bastard with us so he doesn't try to hurt anyone else. Movies? I think he can safely retire now.  For the good of his former movies, if nothing else.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, November 24, 2010 9:55:47 PM)
[guidogodoy] Wednesday, November 24, 2010 9:55:47 PM 
Joy Behar: "Mel Gibson is threatening to leave the US moving back to his native Australia. Now we can see his career go down the toilet counter-clockwise!"

Ho ho! There MUST be some truth to this toilet business.
[Painkiller87] Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:52:26 AM 

I'll see what I can do. I have a tendency of finding all sorts of interesting people!


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[K2M] Monday, November 22, 2010 7:03:00 PM 
Yes. I supose,  those are my kids. Modern warfare. and the new one, Black ops. Find em.
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[Painkiller87] Monday, November 22, 2010 4:03:28 PM 
gamertag?
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[K2M] Monday, November 22, 2010 1:31:15 PM 
LostChild 6
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Monday, November 22, 2010 11:02:50 AM)
[Painkiller87] Monday, November 22, 2010 11:02:50 AM 
Oh no that was an opposing player who I "accidentally" made them fall to their doom. Still it was hilarious when it happened in game and even more so in the replay.
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[Necroticist] Monday, November 22, 2010 10:38:37 AM 
TY! is the first time i've laughed all day...hehe - u sure know how to fall in style sir
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[Painkiller87] Monday, November 22, 2010 9:02:50 AM 
All I can say for this is theater mode so useful in this game to capture funny crap like this:


The first part is my point of view trying to take out some snipers, and at first I wasn't sure what happened there until we went to theater mode to get a better angle. It turns out the one teammate tried to do a heroic rescue to get him back to his feet but dove too far after I took out the original guy and fell to his death.  
I have to give a great thank you to my friend to upload it to youtube for me.
Edited at: Monday, November 22, 2010 9:04:20 AM
[HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS] Sunday, November 21, 2010 10:33:05 PM 
Cool, I'll have to go check it out! Was that from their variety show (or what ever it was) they did right after In Living Color? I'm not sure what happened to Tommy Davidson. I haven't seen him in awhile either.
Just watched disc 2 of Season 2 last night. Holy Shit! My favorite Jim Carrey character HAS to be Vera De Milo! They are all on YouTube - funniest stuff I've seen in a long time. Of course, Fire Marshall Bill comes in close behind!   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, November 21, 2010 2:34:49 PM)
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[guidogodoy] Sunday, November 21, 2010 2:34:49 PM 
Part 2 and (even better) part 3 of "The Bold The Black and The Beautiful" are on YouTube as well. Really funny as David Allen Grier takes over Keenan's role as the Gigalo Alderman.

What ever happened to Tommy Davidson? Watching the In Living Color spots, I was just thinking...funny guy. Haven't seen him lately.
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[Becks] Sunday, November 21, 2010 12:22:13 PM 
LMFAO! Hilarious, Graham Norton rules!
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[spapad] Sunday, November 21, 2010 10:55:34 AM 
[chileansteel] Sunday, November 21, 2010 10:09:26 AM 
Great acting and plot! so funny
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