No Infidels in sight tonight... 

No man is made of stone, but of wood that burns on sight.

		guitardude wrote:
		Great gig! No trouble that I noticed. Now the Texas women,well they don`t have to speak to give anyone a hard time,just showing up in what little they prefer to wear is enough to distract many!!      Where AmI wrote: Trouble free gig, at least? None of those world renown rowdy (hehe) Texas women giving you a hard time?      guitardude wrote: Don`t know, the infidel in question was posing as security!! He didn`t have the oppurtunity to turn around.      Where AmI wrote: Where art thou, Sir Guido? Lost knight in the flat plains of forgetfullness? By the way, cool shirt, guitardude. Does it have a target on the back?      guitardude wrote: Captured in Dallas,by General Guido and Sir Guitardude trying to infiltrate the masses! Edited at: Sunday, August 24, 2008 3:03:18 PM

Where art thou, Sir Guido?

Lost knight in the flat plains of forgetfullness?
By the way, cool shirt, guitardude. Does it have a target on the back?

		guitardude wrote:
		Captured in Dallas,by General Guido and Sir Guitardude trying to infiltrate the masses! Edited at: Sunday, August 24, 2008 3:03:18 PM

I think you worry too much, you will have a great time.

In theory  it would be possible to adapt a taser to fit the scepter....

		guitardude wrote:
		The Metal God himself about to strike down an Infidel!! Edited at: Sunday, August 03, 2008 8:03:38 PM

The Metal God himself about to strike down an Infidel!!

MEOW!!!

(Its the opposite here during the long weekends. There always seems to be a huge party in this neighborhood every stinkin' weekend!!! There are fireworks going off right now!!!!!!)

		TIMBONI wrote:
		Maybe, but I love long weekends here.  Everyone leaves town and makes my life so quiet !  It's my favorite time in this city ( when most everyone else is gone ) !      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: MEOW!!! (Tough times, I guess...)      TIMBONI wrote: Real quiet here.  Nobody even set off the illegal ones this year.       Vaillant 3.0 wrote: MEOW!! (Yes. Most of them legal. Any illegal ones that were lit up were too far away to cause any damage.)      TIMBONI wrote: Yes, a fairly calm 4th.  Pleasantly surprised.  See any fireworks last night ?      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: MEOW!!! (The coast is fairly quiet tonight.)      TIMBONI wrote: So far    .     .     .     so good.

MEOW!!

(Yes. Most of them legal. Any illegal ones that were lit up were too far away to cause any damage.)

		TIMBONI wrote:
		Yes, a fairly calm 4th.  Pleasantly surprised.  See any fireworks last night ?      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: MEOW!!! (The coast is fairly quiet tonight.)      TIMBONI wrote: So far    .     .     .     so good.

MEOW!!!

(The coast is fairly quiet tonight.)

		TIMBONI wrote:
		So far    .     .     .     so good.

MEOW!!!!

(Okay, okay...)

		TIMBONI wrote:
		Good Evening and please skip the "sir" .  I work for a living .

MEOW!!!!

(Good evening, Sir!!)

		TIMBONI wrote:

One question:

Would "dog" and Calvin get along? If he does, then we can name "dog" Hobbes!

		TIMBONI wrote:
		God no.  That's why I came to you guys.  I've just been calling the toothy little guy "dog" !      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: HA!!!!! Do you have any better ideas?      TIMBONI wrote: I don't know about killing, but he'll be doing a whole lot of damage to ankles !         Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Ah...I apologize. How about "Killer", as he will be killing infidels by the thousands?      TIMBONI wrote: Now that's not very nice.  I do not intend to add him to the barbeque with the infidels !      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: Hmmm...how does "Frank" sound for the Puggy Predator?

Hmmm...how does "Frank" sound for the Puggy Predator?

Now that`s a face only a mother and a proud poppa could love!! Cool Dog.

Been playing in the lab again Tim?

		TIMBONI wrote:
		Hi Vail.  Check out my new dog.  A Predators best friend !  What a cutie pie !

Thank you for your sage advice, Timboni. I shall keep these words in mind during my next encounter with the little one.

		TIMBONI wrote:
		It's easy for me, since I've been through it twice.  Try this.  Relax, hum quietly in very even tones so it more resonates from within rather than sounds out loud and make sure his head is close to your heart so he can hear it beating.  If you are relaxed, the slow and even sound of your heart couple with the monotone humming will more than likely quiet him right down.  By the way, this works with most "animals".  I've used it on humans, dogs, cats, horses and birds.      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: He was only 10 days old, so I had every reason to try to be scared.      TIMBONI wrote: Little secret.  Your fear is what made him cry.  The more calm and relaxed you can be, the safer and more comfortable he will be with you.  Don't worry. You aren't going to do anything that will cause any permanent damage.        Vaillant 3.0 wrote: I saw him this afternoon. He was really small and quiet, although he became mad when I tried to hold him. I lack experience in the baby-holding field, I'm afraid...      TIMBONI wrote: Lady Vail, a pleasure to see you again.  Sorry for the interruption by the "slimy alien".  As I said, they talk a good game.  But as with most, they are only strong in numbers.  If you can catch one or two alone, consider them ready for the barbeque !  By the way, congratulations on the addition to the family. Have you gotten home yet to see the little one yet ?      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! (TIMBO!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)      TIMBONI wrote: You know it.  They talk a good game, but most are pretty puny and pathetic.  Did manage to bag a couple of keepers though.  Just like fishing, you've got to get the picture.   (Quoting Message by guitardude from Monday, June 16, 2008 4:35:33 PM)   guitardude wrote:   Glad your back Tim! So how was the hunting trip to the outer regions? Bag many of those slimy Alien creatures?    (Quoting Message by TIMBONI from Saturday, June 14, 2008 11:22:39 PM)   TIMBONI wrote:   ENOUGH !   This place has gone to shit in a fucking basket.  I'm back, kickin' ass and takin' names in that fuckin' order. Edited at: Monday, June 16, 2008 4:36:04 PM Edited at: Monday, June 16, 2008 10:05:12 PM

I saw him this afternoon. He was really small and quiet, although he became mad when I tried to hold him. I lack experience in the baby-holding field, I'm afraid...

		TIMBONI wrote:
		Lady Vail, a pleasure to see you again.  Sorry for the interruption by the "slimy alien".  As I said, they talk a good game.  But as with most, they are only strong in numbers.  If you can catch one or two alone, consider them ready for the barbeque !  By the way, congratulations on the addition to the family. Have you gotten home yet to see the little one yet ?      Vaillant 3.0 wrote: MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! (TIMBO!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)      TIMBONI wrote: You know it.  They talk a good game, but most are pretty puny and pathetic.  Did manage to bag a couple of keepers though.  Just like fishing, you've got to get the picture.   (Quoting Message by guitardude from Monday, June 16, 2008 4:35:33 PM)   guitardude wrote:   Glad your back Tim! So how was the hunting trip to the outer regions? Bag many of those slimy Alien creatures?    (Quoting Message by TIMBONI from Saturday, June 14, 2008 11:22:39 PM)   TIMBONI wrote:   ENOUGH !   This place has gone to shit in a fucking basket.  I'm back, kickin' ass and takin' names in that fuckin' order. Edited at: Monday, June 16, 2008 4:36:04 PM Edited at: Monday, June 16, 2008 10:05:12 PM

CAPTAIN OF TEAM ALIEN HERE: ...AND IF THE TWO OF YOU KNEW WHAT THE HELL YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT,THAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT,BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T......MUST YOU INCUR MY WRATH?...MUST THERE BE A GAME 7 IN BOSTON??...MUST I SEND IT TO OVERTIME AND SEE THE LAKERS.....???  BEHAVE YOURSELF! 

		TIMBONI wrote:
		You know it.  They talk a good game, but most are pretty puny and pathetic.  Did manage to bag a couple of keepers though.  Just like fishing, you've got to get the picture.   (Quoting Message by guitardude from Monday, June 16, 2008 4:35:33 PM)   guitardude wrote:   Glad your back Tim! So how was the hunting trip to the outer regions? Bag many of those slimy Alien creatures?    (Quoting Message by TIMBONI from Saturday, June 14, 2008 11:22:39 PM)   TIMBONI wrote:   ENOUGH !   This place has gone to shit in a fucking basket.  I'm back, kickin' ass and takin' names in that fuckin' order. Edited at: Monday, June 16, 2008 4:36:04 PM Edited at: Monday, June 16, 2008 10:05:12 PM