| [guitardude] Saturday, September 11, 2010 5:56:45 PM | |
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Now Strat, there`s no need in any name calling, even towards yourself. May I recomend a little help from Tony Robbins, he`s a great motivational speaker that can help with any esteem issue`s you may be having out there all alone in Stratland.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, September 11, 2010 3:16:49 PM)| |  | _strat_ wrote: | | I dont have top leaders - I am a freelance asshole!
| | | guitardude wrote: | | Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us.
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
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| [_strat_] Saturday, September 11, 2010 3:16:49 PM | |
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I dont have top leaders - I am a freelance asshole!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Saturday, September 11, 2010 7:52:39 AM)| | | guitardude wrote: | | Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us.
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
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| [guitardude] Saturday, September 11, 2010 7:52:39 AM | |
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Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us.
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:57:49 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
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| [guitardude] Saturday, September 11, 2010 7:48:02 AM | |
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No worries Lady Vail, I was just being a drama king! I appreciate your appreciation of my "culinary" talents (not), but I do enjoy the influence I have on creating such a powerful weapon.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:38:10 PM)| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
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| [_strat_] Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:57:49 AM | |
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Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
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| [_strat_] Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:51:27 AM | |
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FYI, I dont need to add anything fishy to my cooking to make it deadly.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:55:51 PM)| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | "Bandwidth exceeded". Boy, I miss the red X.
Hmmm...I would not trust Strat to feed all of us. He might add something fishy to our dinners, even deadly. Remember, he plots to take over the kingdom!
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I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Friday, September 10, 2010 10:27:04 PM | |
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Yes, ma'am. I will do my best.
Now where are those spiked high heels I got from an infidel I slaughtered several months ago?...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Friday, September 10, 2010 10:11:48 PM)| | | spapad wrote: | | Oh he'll be around for sure now that his name has come up! Guard Well Vailant! and kick him in the nuts if he does not cooperate! Should do it.
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | You may be right. Looks like there's no sleep for me tonight. Must stay on guard and watch for that slimy trickster.
| | | spapad wrote: | | It's just a photo, I'm surprised it does not show. I see he's already working his dastardly Astley Magic! lol
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | "Bandwidth exceeded". Boy, I miss the red X.
Hmmm...I would not trust Strat to feed all of us. He might add something fishy to our dinners, even deadly. Remember, he plots to take over the kingdom!
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I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
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| [spapad] Friday, September 10, 2010 10:11:48 PM | |
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Oh he'll be around for sure now that his name has come up! Guard Well Vailant! and kick him in the nuts if he does not cooperate! Should do it.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 10:03:00 PM)| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | You may be right. Looks like there's no sleep for me tonight. Must stay on guard and watch for that slimy trickster.
| | | spapad wrote: | | It's just a photo, I'm surprised it does not show. I see he's already working his dastardly Astley Magic! lol
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | "Bandwidth exceeded". Boy, I miss the red X.
Hmmm...I would not trust Strat to feed all of us. He might add something fishy to our dinners, even deadly. Remember, he plots to take over the kingdom!
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I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Friday, September 10, 2010 10:03:00 PM | |
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You may be right. Looks like there's no sleep for me tonight. Must stay on guard and watch for that slimy trickster.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:57:56 PM)| | | spapad wrote: | | It's just a photo, I'm surprised it does not show. I see he's already working his dastardly Astley Magic! lol
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | "Bandwidth exceeded". Boy, I miss the red X.
Hmmm...I would not trust Strat to feed all of us. He might add something fishy to our dinners, even deadly. Remember, he plots to take over the kingdom!
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I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
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| [spapad] Friday, September 10, 2010 9:57:56 PM | |
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It's just a photo, I'm surprised it does not show. I see he's already working his dastardly Astley Magic! lol
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:55:51 PM)| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | "Bandwidth exceeded". Boy, I miss the red X.
Hmmm...I would not trust Strat to feed all of us. He might add something fishy to our dinners, even deadly. Remember, he plots to take over the kingdom!
| | | spapad wrote: | |
I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Friday, September 10, 2010 9:55:51 PM | |
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"Bandwidth exceeded". Boy, I miss the red X.
Hmmm...I would not trust Strat to feed all of us. He might add something fishy to our dinners, even deadly. Remember, he plots to take over the kingdom!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:49:53 PM)| | | spapad wrote: | |
I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
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| [spapad] Friday, September 10, 2010 9:49:53 PM | |
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I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:38:10 PM)| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Friday, September 10, 2010 9:38:10 PM | |
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Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
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| [Painkiller87] Friday, September 10, 2010 5:06:12 PM | |
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Thanks for the welcome. Now that I am aboard we can repel/distract any major assault by the infidels not just with my skills but also a secret weapon that must be kept safe until the time is right! Trust me, even if they have the willpower to beat it, they will fall to our might as we ambush them in their stuper/horror!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Friday, September 10, 2010 3:54:48 PM)| | | guitardude wrote: | | Nice to have you onboard PK.
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| [guitardude] Friday, September 10, 2010 3:54:48 PM | |
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| [guitardude] Friday, September 10, 2010 3:52:49 PM | |
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BAD COOKING!!! Hey, I burn a mean piece of toast I want you to know, and besides without my cooking you may only have an average bovine ! I think I may cry, and that would ruin my evilness, think I`ll go for a ride to clear my mind and see if there is an infidel or two I can slaughter!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:12:36 PM)| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
| | | Painkiller87 wrote: | | Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more......
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| [Painkiller87] Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM | |
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It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:12:36 PM)| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
| | | Painkiller87 wrote: | | Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more......
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:12:36 PM | |
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PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:06 PM)| | | Painkiller87 wrote: | | Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more......
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| [guitardude] Wednesday, September 01, 2010 5:11:21 PM | |
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Train hard my friend, the day will come when your dedication will be rewarded!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Wednesday, September 01, 2010 7:59:27 AM) |
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Ahhh yes, your abilities are known for.....Turning up the heat.  I may consider the offer more, I just need to head back to my camp to train. Though mortals and infidels still want to claim my fame, they must remember how dangerous I can be to those who are treacherous.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Tuesday, August 31, 2010 5:22:01 PM)| | | guitardude wrote: | | Sounds fair, but consider this. I`m very convenient to be around if you like your bacon crispy!!
| | | Painkiller87 wrote: | | MMMMMMmmmmmm................ bacon............. very tempting. But, I am a equal man. I will hear all offers before I make my pick.
| | | guitardude wrote: | | As long as you are a warrior for the Priest, you may come in handy. How about a Wendy`s Baconater combo meal for payment?
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