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[jimmyjames] Friday, October 22, 2010 9:31:54 PM 
I'll just post this again. It's funny.

[hellrider 31038] Friday, October 22, 2010 6:41:13 PM 

YOU COULD THANK ME SOME DAY
shi? happens got side swiped by some lady the other week at very low speed she was turning into her driveway and i was right beside her.i ended up turning in to the drive way with her pressing up against her car . i felt my wristband dig into the door.LOL.then that time few months ago car ran a red light
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[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, October 21, 2010 8:51:53 PM 
Oh, alright.
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[hellrider 31038] Thursday, October 21, 2010 5:11:32 PM 
LOL.WHEN SOMEBODY DOES NOT TAKE SOMETHING OR SOMEONE SERIOUSE  AND THEN THEY GET IN A VERY AWKWARD POSITION
THEY GET BLASTED  SO HARD IN THE FACE THEY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.THE FUNNY PART IS YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO EVEN TO LIFT A FINGER IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME THEN

FUC?EN  WAMO
RIGHT SMACK IN THE FACE
[jimmyjames] Thursday, October 21, 2010 4:25:12 PM 
This is funny.
 

[hellrider 31038] Wednesday, October 20, 2010 8:11:09 PM 
i know it is a bit of a drag at first but you get used to it.if that older gentleman i told you about way back that i used to see every morning riding to work a few years ago was wearing 1 he would not have cracked his head open (fractured skull)and died after the truck hit him pratically right across the street from where he lived.
NOW NO MORE EXCUSES ITS VERY IMPORTANT.
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[Head banger] Wednesday, October 20, 2010 4:50:03 PM 
yep.  no wonder kids are fat, not alowed out in their own backyard
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[guidogodoy] Wednesday, October 20, 2010 4:43:14 PM 
Oh, hell yeah! I knew that "blood curdling scream" all too well. I also distinctly remember my father giving full permission to my teachers to whack me upside the head if I ever got out of line with them.

Saddest thing? The big day that is almost upon us...Halloween. Really takes the "bite" out of a really cool night when kids now have to go trick-or-treating in broad daylight. How lame is THAT?
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[spapad] Wednesday, October 20, 2010 3:38:08 PM 

Sadly, while all this safety stuff may have saved lives it also seemed to lead to the overall collapse of "the neighborhood".
People don't trust anyone anymore. If a kid goes to another kid's house the parent has to know exactly where they are going to be. We used to use the neighborhood as our playground. We could be about anywhere, just 90 percent of the time NOT in people's homes but outdoors playing games.
These days you can't trust that when your child walks down the street and around the corner that they are still being looked after by your neighbors as well. Everybody knew where you were and what you were doing when I was a kid. I know, because if I did anything wrong, my Mom knew about it right before she would go make the dreaded "full name" call out and the ear spliting whistle. After that call, I had about 30 seconds to get home. 

[guidogodoy] Wednesday, October 20, 2010 2:31:54 PM 
So you'd probably frown on me having taken my baby brother to swim class one full summer while riding no-handed on my 10-speed with him on my shoulders, eh? LOL!! Hell, he sure developed a great grip and even survived to adulthood. Both a plus!

My father, at age 70, just started wearing a helmet while skiing. If I make it to that ripe old age and can still hit the slopes, I might just think about it. Until then, the wind in my hair while my boards (and bikes) jump the rocks!

(take all the previous from someone who once rode all the way from México to Michigan in the back window of his father's Oldsmobile).
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[K2M] Wednesday, October 20, 2010 12:49:19 PM 
THey didnt have Helmets for bicycler's. when i was 5.
[Becks] Wednesday, October 20, 2010 11:11:40 AM 
Oooh I agree Joe. Helmets are cumpolsory (sp? lol) under the law here, but people still go around without them, which to me is silly.
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[Necroticist] Wednesday, October 20, 2010 9:07:00 AM 
Make me laff? YES Halford's Made Of Metal lyrics....how dumb does the old boy think we are???
[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, October 20, 2010 8:01:24 AM 
Thing is, I do have one. It used to be a nice white color when I bought it in 2004. Now it's a nasty piss-yellow. Heh.

Of course, if I go out on my bike without a helmet, I know I'm going out there and risking my life. I mean, at least I'm riding in a small bike community and not in, say, Sacramento, or L.A. So yeah...I'm sure I'll have another thing comin', and if it does, then fine. My fault.

We'll see. Until then, something to make you laugh.


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[joedraper] Wednesday, October 20, 2010 12:40:27 AM 

Brother Hellrider is right though Vail... I've seen some pretty nasty things happen to cyclists not wearing a helmet. I refuse to allow my kids on their bikes without one and I NEVER ride without one.. No matter how gay it makes me look.... Then again with the amount of riding I do I do the full on lycra shorts and dayglo pink shirt with yellow livestrong shades and matching helmet to stand out in the hopes that a car or truck wont decide to aim for me but... phew! Still every ride survived on these roads is a good ride for me ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Giro and Bell make pretty decent looking and comfortable helmets... PLEASE GET ONE YOU'RE WAY TOO SPECIAL TO GET HURT!!!

It could seriiously mean the difference between life and death.


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[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, October 19, 2010 9:06:49 PM 
I know I know...but it's so tempting not to wear it when it's not obligatory...
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[hellrider 31038] Tuesday, October 19, 2010 7:04:46 PM 
I TAKE THAT A NO
YOU PROMISED ME
I AM TELLING YOU BECAUSE I CARE
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
NOW DONT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN OR ELSE   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RRoCkncvYo

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[hellrider 31038] Tuesday, October 19, 2010 4:02:50 PM 
I HOPE YOU WERE WEARING YOUR HELMET MY METAL SISTER
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[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, October 18, 2010 11:58:23 PM 
Yes, something made me laugh earlier today.

I was on the road biking my way to class, and going in the opposite direction was a university bus. On the electronic marquee it said the name of the line, and then "Good Morning!" in capital letters.

It was funny, because it was two in the afternoon. Apparently somebody didn't drink their coffee.
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