Why the Wife Mows the Yard

On Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair, drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, 'You should be hung!'

He took a drink from his can of Miller Lite, wiped the cold foam from his lips, lifted his darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,

'I am..  That's why she cuts the grass.