The Blind Sales Associate
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rod & reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which to buy so she goes over to the counter.
A store's associate is standing there wearing dark sunglasses.
"Excuse me " she says "Can you tell me anything about this rod ?"
He says "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell everything about it by the sound it makes ."
She doesn't believe him but drops it anyway.
He says "That's a 6 foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel & 10 lb test line all on sale for $ 20 this week.
She says "it's amazing what you can do & proceeds to get her credit card out & drops it on the floor to which he replies "That's a mastercard "
She bends down to pick it up & accidentally farts. At first she is embarrasssed but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he couldn't know that she was the only person around.
The clerk rings up her bill "That'll be $ 34 .50 please "
The women is confused & says "But you told me it was on sale for $ 20"
He replies " Yes Ma'am The rod & reel are on sale but the duck call is $ 11 & the Catfish bait is $ 3.50"
