Found it: one more then I'm off for the day ... Cheers (sorry 'bout the text; I tried - lol)
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. 
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. 
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap ... The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. 
Edited at: Saturday, March 07, 2009 6:41:11 AM | 