That yodler was actualy on our talent show... They didnt let him to the semi finals, tho (which is just as well).
Of course, he is better than Miley... Sorry, I had to say that.
spapad wrote:
That is worse than Rick Roll! Noise that only a mother could love, and only if they are her children!
Here in the States they would be playing at Nursing Homes, because every other crowd would boo and hiss them out of any venue and the poor resident's can't do much about their choice in entertainment. So cruel. That should be banned!
THAT is a far worse attack on K-mac than the Emo Blob! Insert puke smiley here. >>
Now, I think I'll go get Rick Rolled for old time sake. lol
_strat_ wrote:
I saw the first pic - and then I needed to take a break before I watched the rest.
But, alas, Spa is right. So, before you get to self critical - here:
That yodler was actualy on our talent show... They didnt let him to the semi finals, tho (which is just as well).
Of course, he is better than Miley... Sorry, I had to say that. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, June 18, 2011 5:22:12 PM)
spapad wrote:
That is worse than Rick Roll! Noise that only a mother could love, and only if they are her children!
Here in the States they would be playing at Nursing Homes, because every other crowd would boo and hiss them out of any venue and the poor resident's can't do much about their choice in entertainment. So cruel. That should be banned!
THAT is a far worse attack on K-mac than the Emo Blob! Insert puke smiley here. >>
Now, I think I'll go get Rick Rolled for old time sake. lol
_strat_ wrote:
I saw the first pic - and then I needed to take a break before I watched the rest.
But, alas, Spa is right. So, before you get to self critical - here:
That is worse than Rick Roll! Noise that only a mother could love, and only if they are her children!
Here in the States they would be playing at Nursing Homes, because every other crowd would boo and hiss them out of any venue and the poor resident's can't do much about their choice in entertainment. So cruel. That should be banned!
THAT is a far worse attack on K-mac than the Emo Blob! Insert puke smiley here. >>
Now, I think I'll go get Rick Rolled for old time sake. lol
Wow, that's a bit embarassing there. To those who don't live in the U.S. We ALL don't look like slobs. To be fair, I've seen some pretty chuncky Europeans too.
[The Metallian] Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:04:15 PM
I agree,we were in Europe in fall 2008 and that is what i notice too!
And there is no such thing as a buffett either!
The only big people i seen were tourists.
It's a great place and we had a great trip and can't wait til my next trip over there! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Saturday, June 18, 2011 1:38:58 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Sadly, in all my travels across the globe, I have never seen anything that can compare with the USA. Want me to go to the local Walmart and take a picture to prove it?
They have more scooters to move around the deathly obese than carts / trollys, so it seems.
As for France in particular, the typical American couldn't even fit in the shower. In Mont St. Michel, it would have been impossible for many to even fit in the small openings that were the passages to the hotels. I imagine that they must keep a large supply of butter up in the lodges for those who stupidly try and get stuck.
_strat_ wrote:
Is that a BWAHAHA yes, or a BHWAHAHA no?
I was never in France myself, but I have to say that Italians disprove my picture as do Germans, but Austrians surprisingly dont.
guidogodoy wrote:
Having just come back from patrolling France, all I can say is: BWHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
_strat_ wrote:
I have but one thing to say to this:
You might be European and not even know it!
Of course, all that fire would melt the fat, but judging from the size of that jacket, Id say there never was any to begin with.
guitardude wrote:
Hello Strat
Nice to see you again my friend. Hope all is well, but I have only one question..... Is that the Euro version of me?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[guidogodoy] Saturday, June 18, 2011 1:41:40 PM
Here ya go. "People of Walmart - Tennessee edition."
Sadly, in all my travels across the globe, I have never seen anything that can compare with the USA. Want me to go to the local Walmart and take a picture to prove it?
They have more scooters to move around the deathly obese than carts / trollys, so it seems.
As for France in particular, the typical American couldn't even fit in the shower. In Mont St. Michel, it would have been impossible for many to even fit in the small openings that were the passages to the hotels. I imagine that they must keep a large supply of butter up in the lodges for those who stupidly try and get stuck.
I was never in France myself, but I have to say that Italians disprove my picture as do Germans, but Austrians surprisingly dont.
guidogodoy wrote:
Having just come back from patrolling France, all I can say is: BWHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
_strat_ wrote:
I have but one thing to say to this:
You might be European and not even know it!
Of course, all that fire would melt the fat, but judging from the size of that jacket, Id say there never was any to begin with.
guitardude wrote:
Hello Strat
Nice to see you again my friend. Hope all is well, but I have only one question..... Is that the Euro version of me?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[_strat_] Saturday, June 18, 2011 1:15:58 PM
Is that a BWAHAHA yes, or a BHWAHAHA no?
I was never in France myself, but I have to say that Italians disprove my picture as do Germans, but Austrians surprisingly dont. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Saturday, June 18, 2011 12:38:26 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Having just come back from patrolling France, all I can say is: BWHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
_strat_ wrote:
I have but one thing to say to this:
You might be European and not even know it!
Of course, all that fire would melt the fat, but judging from the size of that jacket, Id say there never was any to begin with.
guitardude wrote:
Hello Strat
Nice to see you again my friend. Hope all is well, but I have only one question..... Is that the Euro version of me?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[guidogodoy] Saturday, June 18, 2011 12:38:26 PM
Having just come back from patrolling France, all I can say is: BWHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Of course, all that fire would melt the fat, but judging from the size of that jacket, Id say there never was any to begin with.
guitardude wrote:
Hello Strat
Nice to see you again my friend. Hope all is well, but I have only one question..... Is that the Euro version of me?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[_strat_] Saturday, June 18, 2011 12:15:29 PM
I have but one thing to say to this:
You might be European and not even know it!
Of course, all that fire would melt the fat, but judging from the size of that jacket, Id say there never was any to begin with.
Hello Strat
Nice to see you again my friend. Hope all is well, but I have only one question..... Is that the Euro version of me?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[guitardude] Saturday, June 18, 2011 11:52:33 AM
Hello Strat
Nice to see you again my friend. Hope all is well, but I have only one question..... Is that the Euro version of me? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, June 17, 2011 7:47:28 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[_strat_] Saturday, June 18, 2011 5:57:56 AM
His head is not important. If I tell him to sit on you, we will never find you again. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Friday, June 17, 2011 10:46:57 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Holy crap! Is that guy's head just about the same size as his rearview mirror or is it my impression?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[_strat_] Saturday, June 18, 2011 5:57:05 AM
They are with me now... They feel safer with a person who likes to eat pigs more than cows - and doesnt wear make up (often).
You might as well give up, you know. Ive trained them to do a four shot salvo, that will blast away you, Spa, Guido and Becks alltogether.
Ooh lookie! That was me the morning of my graduation ceremony! That was right before I put on the cap and gown, too. Gotta love taking those myspace-style piccies.
*looks around*
Now where the heck did my cows go? (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, June 17, 2011 6:58:39 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
Edited at: Saturday, June 18, 2011 4:06:18 AM
[Vaillant 3.0] Saturday, June 18, 2011 3:45:55 AM
Ooh lookie! That was me the morning of my graduation ceremony! That was right before I put on the cap and gown, too. Gotta love taking those myspace-style piccies.
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
Holy crap! Is that guy's head just about the same size as his rearview mirror or is it my impression?
_strat_ wrote:
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[guidogodoy] Friday, June 17, 2011 10:46:57 PM
Holy crap! Is that guy's head just about the same size as his rearview mirror or is it my impression?
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[spapad] Friday, June 17, 2011 9:55:18 PM
Wont cut it. He's still going to have to style his hair and keep the eyeliner fresh. He's a non issue really. lol : )
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Nice to see you too :)
spapad wrote:
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[_strat_] Friday, June 17, 2011 7:47:28 PM
I provide!
Not particulary fast, but cows arent exactly olympic sprinters either.
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Nice to see ya Strat.
_strat_ wrote:
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[spapad] Friday, June 17, 2011 7:20:01 PM
Yikes!! I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent.
Afterall, he's too fat and makeup obsessive to give chase.
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[_strat_] Friday, June 17, 2011 6:58:39 PM
Greetings!
Its been a long time... I hope the old regulars are still around! I certainly hope that Vail is still around, for I believe I have found the ultimate weapon that will make her fire herd disappear in record time!
[dawnflint] Wednesday, March 30, 2011 1:22:51 AM
Thank you :-) I had a lovely day xxx
[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, March 28, 2011 11:15:09 PM
Happy Birthday, Queen Dawn!!
[guidogodoy] Monday, March 28, 2011 12:19:24 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, QUEEN DAWN!
[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, February 27, 2011 1:31:51 PM
*imagining a flaming skeleton running around*
Why, yes! It would be hilarious. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guitardude from Sunday, February 27, 2011 11:18:24 AM)
guitardude wrote:
So sorry there Lady Vail, but sometimes the converted evilness that is me, has it`s privelages!!
Besides, can you imagune what it would be like for a flaming skeleton to run! (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Thursday, February 24, 2011 7:50:58 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
But Sir Guitardude, you have the advantage of having a motorcycle with supernatural powers! Not very many Kmacians have that sort of thing.
guitardude wrote:
You guys crack me up! From a standing start I can do a mile in 40 seconds, maybe quicker if I push it!
Edited at: Sunday, February 27, 2011 11:18:58 AM
[guitardude] Sunday, February 27, 2011 11:18:24 AM
So sorry there Lady Vail, but sometimes the converted evilness that is me, has it`s privelages!!
Besides, can you imagune what it would be like for a flaming skeleton to run! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Thursday, February 24, 2011 7:50:58 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
But Sir Guitardude, you have the advantage of having a motorcycle with supernatural powers! Not very many Kmacians have that sort of thing.
guitardude wrote:
You guys crack me up! From a standing start I can do a mile in 40 seconds, maybe quicker if I push it!
Edited at: Sunday, February 27, 2011 11:18:58 AM
[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, February 24, 2011 7:50:58 PM
But Sir Guitardude, you have the advantage of having a motorcycle with supernatural powers! Not very many Kmacians have that sort of thing. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guitardude from Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:26:44 AM)
guitardude wrote:
You guys crack me up! From a standing start I can do a mile in 40 seconds, maybe quicker if I push it!
[guitardude] Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:26:44 AM
You guys crack me up! From a standing start I can do a mile in 40 seconds, maybe quicker if I push it!
Local gym has been giving free t-shirts this month to anyone who could run a mile in under 7 minutes (8 for women). Right music and it was a snap. While wearing the JP pendant, I hit close to 6 with Iced Earth blasting in my ears!
STAAAAAAAAAND ALONE!!!! All hail...
[HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS] Tuesday, February 22, 2011 8:34:42 PM
Way to go Guido!! Thanks to all your tips, I could actually do it too (the 8 min. mile anyway). But I'd be running to Painkiller [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, February 22, 2011 8:23:38 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
In praise of Queen Dawn:
Local gym has been giving free t-shirts this month to anyone who could run a mile in under 7 minutes (8 for women). Right music and it was a snap. While wearing the JP pendant, I hit close to 6 with Iced Earth blasting in my ears!
STAAAAAAAAAND ALONE!!!! All hail...
[guidogodoy] Tuesday, February 22, 2011 8:23:38 PM
In praise of Queen Dawn:
Local gym has been giving free t-shirts this month to anyone who could run a mile in under 7 minutes (8 for women). Right music and it was a snap. While wearing the JP pendant, I hit close to 6 with Iced Earth blasting in my ears!
STAAAAAAAAAND ALONE!!!! All hail...
[guitardude] Wednesday, February 09, 2011 6:12:14 PM
Sorry I`m a day late my King, but all this ice on the roads in the southland is making use my backup transport and it`s ....well , slow!
So Happy Belated Birthday My King!
[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, February 08, 2011 6:54:14 PM
I second that!! Happy Birthday, my king!!!
As a gift, I shall give you the best farting cow in my herd to be your personal guardian:
Betsy!
Not to worry. She's potty-trained and all her vaccines are up to date.
I still guard the night with our battle cry: SPOOOORK!
[guidogodoy] Sunday, December 05, 2010 5:56:01 AM
I still guard the night with our battle cry: SPOOOORK!
[kmac] Tuesday, November 23, 2010 5:40:50 PM
Hehe well I do need a full update on what plans you guys have had. It would be unfair of me to begin changing such things , I trust you lot to make the right decisions :D [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:54:13 AM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
Things are well, though some infidels are around they are mostly in hiding from our might. We could use your imput on how we should improve this great kingdom. I think I remember well cooked bacon somewhere down the suggestion line..... (Quoting Message by kmac from Tuesday, November 23, 2010 3:45:09 AM)
kmac wrote:
Thankyou all :)
How have things been ? Have the infidel been vanquished ?
Hopefully this time I can genuinely be around a bit more often !
Edited at: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:54:34 AM
[guidogodoy] Tuesday, November 23, 2010 11:48:42 AM
How about a Hawaiian shirt day for the Defenders of the Kingdom?
With bacon...of course.
[guitardude] Tuesday, November 23, 2010 10:45:44 AM
How about a few more paved roads , riding these horse trails are killing me boney arse!!! Edited at: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 10:46:04 AM
[Painkiller87] Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:54:13 AM
Things are well, though some infidels are around they are mostly in hiding from our might. We could use your imput on how we should improve this great kingdom. I think I remember well cooked bacon somewhere down the suggestion line..... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by kmac from Tuesday, November 23, 2010 3:45:09 AM)
kmac wrote:
Thankyou all :)
How have things been ? Have the infidel been vanquished ?
Hopefully this time I can genuinely be around a bit more often !
Edited at: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:54:34 AM
[kmac] Tuesday, November 23, 2010 3:45:09 AM
Thankyou all :)
How have things been ? Have the infidel been vanquished ?
Hopefully this time I can genuinely be around a bit more often !
[guitardude] Monday, November 22, 2010 8:48:23 PM
My King! It is an honor to be in your presence! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by kmac from Monday, November 22, 2010 5:42:54 P
kmac wrote:
Hehe yeah I guess , Pretty bad king who doesn't visit his people very often. Sorry guys , I still take great pride in your undying loyalty :D
Painkiller87 wrote:
The King returns!!! (Quoting Message by kmac from Monday, November 22, 2010 3:29:35 PM)
kmac wrote:
Hi guys :D , Hows things ?
Edited at: Monday, November 22, 2010 4:02:31 PM
Edited at: Monday, November 22, 2010 9:17:20 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, November 22, 2010 6:57:03 PM
My King!! How great it is to see you here!!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by kmac from Monday, November 22, 2010 3:29:35 PM)
Hehe yeah I guess , Pretty bad king who doesn't visit his people very often. Sorry guys , I still take great pride in your undying loyalty :D
Painkiller87 wrote:
The King returns!!! (Quoting Message by kmac from Monday, November 22, 2010 3:29:35 PM)
kmac wrote:
Hi guys :D , Hows things ?
Edited at: Monday, November 22, 2010 4:02:31 PM
[kmac] Monday, November 22, 2010 5:42:54 PM
Hehe yeah I guess , Pretty bad king who doesn't visit his people very often. Sorry guys , I still take great pride in your undying loyalty :D [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Monday, November 22, 2010 4:02:14 PM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
The King returns!!! (Quoting Message by kmac from Monday, November 22, 2010 3:29:35 PM)
kmac wrote:
Hi guys :D , Hows things ?
Edited at: Monday, November 22, 2010 4:02:31 PM
[Painkiller87] Monday, November 22, 2010 4:02:14 PM
[Painkiller87] Tuesday, November 16, 2010 4:05:24 PM
AHHHH!! Infidel!! Are there more? Will I have to unleash doom upon those who threaten the throne? Ah to heck with it. BRING IT ON!!! Edited at: Tuesday, November 16, 2010 4:06:02 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, November 16, 2010 2:05:39 AM
Go! My farting cow!! Fart at that indidel's direction!!!
[_strat_] Wednesday, September 22, 2010 3:49:57 AM
Uh.....no!
You are wrong , I do love cows,usually medium well right next to my baked potoato with lot`s a butter, sour cream and piles of BACON bits!!!(see I love pigs also)
_strat_ wrote:
You are a poopyhead cow-hater.
I demand that you state that in your profile.
guitardude wrote:
Strat, looks like you`ve taken Lady Vail`s Farting Cow technology a step further!
I pity that test pilot! Poopyhead huh?
_strat_ wrote:
Misty eyed? You mean like this: ?
spapad wrote:
Strat..................Now don't go all misty eyed.................But your my Favorite Asshole!
(Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, September 11, 2010 3:16:49 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
I dont have top leaders - I am a freelance asshole!
guitardude wrote:
Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us.
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo.
_strat_ wrote:
Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:18 PM Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:36 PM
[_strat_] Wednesday, September 22, 2010 3:49:04 AM
Minitrue mark this post doubleplusungood crimethink. Miniluv remake goodthink fullwise.
Person Guidigodoy now marked doubleplusungood unperson. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, September 20, 2010 6:10:56 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Now just what the hell is this crap that popped up as my "word of the day" screensaver?
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stratocracy |strəˈtäkrəsē|
noun ( pl. -cies) rare
government by military forces.
• a military government.
[guitardude] Tuesday, September 21, 2010 4:17:49 PM
Uh.....no!
You are wrong , I do love cows,usually medium well right next to my baked potoato with lot`s a butter, sour cream and piles of BACON bits!!!(see I love pigs also) [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by _strat_ from Monday, September 20, 2010 3:27:30 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
You are a poopyhead cow-hater.
I demand that you state that in your profile.
guitardude wrote:
Strat, looks like you`ve taken Lady Vail`s Farting Cow technology a step further!
I pity that test pilot! Poopyhead huh?
_strat_ wrote:
Misty eyed? You mean like this: ?
spapad wrote:
Strat..................Now don't go all misty eyed.................But your my Favorite Asshole!
(Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, September 11, 2010 3:16:49 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
I dont have top leaders - I am a freelance asshole!
guitardude wrote:
Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us.
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo.
_strat_ wrote:
Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:18 PM Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:36 PM
[guidogodoy] Monday, September 20, 2010 6:10:56 PM
Now just what the hell is this crap that popped up as my "word of the day" screensaver?
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stratocracy |strəˈtäkrəsē|
noun ( pl. -cies) rare
government by military forces.
• a military government.
[_strat_] Monday, September 20, 2010 3:27:30 PM
You are a poopyhead cow-hater.
I demand that you state that in your profile. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guitardude from Monday, September 13, 2010 6:10:02 PM)
guitardude wrote:
Strat, looks like you`ve taken Lady Vail`s Farting Cow technology a step further!
I pity that test pilot! Poopyhead huh?
_strat_ wrote:
Misty eyed? You mean like this: ?
spapad wrote:
Strat..................Now don't go all misty eyed.................But your my Favorite Asshole!
(Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, September 11, 2010 3:16:49 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
I dont have top leaders - I am a freelance asshole!
guitardude wrote:
Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us.
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo.
_strat_ wrote:
Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:18 PM Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:36 PM
[guitardude] Monday, September 13, 2010 6:10:02 PM
Strat, looks like you`ve taken Lady Vail`s Farting Cow technology a step further!
I pity that test pilot! Poopyhead huh?
Strat..................Now don't go all misty eyed.................But your my Favorite Asshole!
(Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, September 11, 2010 3:16:49 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
I dont have top leaders - I am a freelance asshole!
guitardude wrote:
Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us.
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo.
_strat_ wrote:
Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:18 PM Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:36 PM
[_strat_] Monday, September 13, 2010 3:27:53 AM
Misty eyed? You mean like this: ? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:07:53 PM)
spapad wrote:
Strat..................Now don't go all misty eyed.................But your my Favorite Asshole!
(Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, September 11, 2010 3:16:49 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
I dont have top leaders - I am a freelance asshole!
guitardude wrote:
Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us.
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo.
_strat_ wrote:
Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:18 PM Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:36 PM
[_strat_] Monday, September 13, 2010 3:25:38 AM
Well, I can always call you names... Poopyhead. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guitardude from Saturday, September 11, 2010 5:56:45 PM)
guitardude wrote:
Now Strat, there`s no need in any name calling, even towards yourself. May I recomend a little help from Tony Robbins, he`s a great motivational speaker that can help with any esteem issue`s you may be having out there all alone in Stratland.
_strat_ wrote:
I dont have top leaders - I am a freelance asshole!
guitardude wrote:
Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us.
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo.
_strat_ wrote:
Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
[spapad] Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:07:53 PM
Strat..................Now don't go all misty eyed.................But your my Favorite Asshole!
I dont have top leaders - I am a freelance asshole!
guitardude wrote:
Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us.
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo.
_strat_ wrote:
Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:18 PM Edited at: Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:08:36 PM
[guitardude] Saturday, September 11, 2010 5:56:45 PM
Now Strat, there`s no need in any name calling, even towards yourself. May I recomend a little help from Tony Robbins, he`s a great motivational speaker that can help with any esteem issue`s you may be having out there all alone in Stratland. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, September 11, 2010 3:16:49 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
I dont have top leaders - I am a freelance asshole!
guitardude wrote:
Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us.
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo.
_strat_ wrote:
Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
[_strat_] Saturday, September 11, 2010 3:16:49 PM
I dont have top leaders - I am a freelance asshole! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guitardude from Saturday, September 11, 2010 7:52:39 AM)
guitardude wrote:
Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us.
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo.
_strat_ wrote:
Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
[guitardude] Saturday, September 11, 2010 7:52:39 AM
Yes, that is our first brigade,do not doubt their power. If you look a little closer you will see that they are the mother`s of all of your top leaders Strat! They just couldn`t stand what there little boys have become and decided to join us.
The "Mother`s of Power" thank you for the group photo. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:57:49 AM)
_strat_ wrote:
Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
[guitardude] Saturday, September 11, 2010 7:48:02 AM
No worries Lady Vail, I was just being a drama king! I appreciate your appreciation of my "culinary" talents (not), but I do enjoy the influence I have on creating such a powerful weapon. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:38:10 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
Edited at: Friday, September 10, 2010 9:39:58 PM
[_strat_] Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:57:49 AM
Shit! I just found a pic of the kmacian 1st brigade! Now Im screwed...
[_strat_] Saturday, September 11, 2010 6:51:27 AM
FYI, I dont need to add anything fishy to my cooking to make it deadly. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:55:51 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
"Bandwidth exceeded". Boy, I miss the red X.
Hmmm...I would not trust Strat to feed all of us. He might add something fishy to our dinners, even deadly. Remember, he plots to take over the kingdom!
spapad wrote:
I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
Edited at: Friday, September 10, 2010 9:39:58 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, September 10, 2010 10:27:04 PM
Yes, ma'am. I will do my best.
Now where are those spiked high heels I got from an infidel I slaughtered several months ago?... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Friday, September 10, 2010 10:11:48 PM)
spapad wrote:
Oh he'll be around for sure now that his name has come up! Guard Well Vailant! and kick him in the nuts if he does not cooperate! Should do it.
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
You may be right. Looks like there's no sleep for me tonight. Must stay on guard and watch for that slimy trickster.
spapad wrote:
It's just a photo, I'm surprised it does not show. I see he's already working his dastardly Astley Magic! lol
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
"Bandwidth exceeded". Boy, I miss the red X.
Hmmm...I would not trust Strat to feed all of us. He might add something fishy to our dinners, even deadly. Remember, he plots to take over the kingdom!
spapad wrote:
I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
Edited at: Friday, September 10, 2010 9:39:58 PM
[spapad] Friday, September 10, 2010 10:11:48 PM
Oh he'll be around for sure now that his name has come up! Guard Well Vailant! and kick him in the nuts if he does not cooperate! Should do it. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 10:03:00 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
You may be right. Looks like there's no sleep for me tonight. Must stay on guard and watch for that slimy trickster.
spapad wrote:
It's just a photo, I'm surprised it does not show. I see he's already working his dastardly Astley Magic! lol
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
"Bandwidth exceeded". Boy, I miss the red X.
Hmmm...I would not trust Strat to feed all of us. He might add something fishy to our dinners, even deadly. Remember, he plots to take over the kingdom!
spapad wrote:
I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
Edited at: Friday, September 10, 2010 9:39:58 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, September 10, 2010 10:03:00 PM
You may be right. Looks like there's no sleep for me tonight. Must stay on guard and watch for that slimy trickster. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:57:56 PM)
spapad wrote:
It's just a photo, I'm surprised it does not show. I see he's already working his dastardly Astley Magic! lol
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
"Bandwidth exceeded". Boy, I miss the red X.
Hmmm...I would not trust Strat to feed all of us. He might add something fishy to our dinners, even deadly. Remember, he plots to take over the kingdom!
spapad wrote:
I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
Edited at: Friday, September 10, 2010 9:39:58 PM
[spapad] Friday, September 10, 2010 9:57:56 PM
It's just a photo, I'm surprised it does not show. I see he's already working his dastardly Astley Magic! lol [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:55:51 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
"Bandwidth exceeded". Boy, I miss the red X.
Hmmm...I would not trust Strat to feed all of us. He might add something fishy to our dinners, even deadly. Remember, he plots to take over the kingdom!
spapad wrote:
I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
Edited at: Friday, September 10, 2010 9:39:58 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, September 10, 2010 9:55:51 PM
"Bandwidth exceeded". Boy, I miss the red X.
Hmmm...I would not trust Strat to feed all of us. He might add something fishy to our dinners, even deadly. Remember, he plots to take over the kingdom! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Friday, September 10, 2010 9:49:53 PM)
spapad wrote:
I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
Edited at: Friday, September 10, 2010 9:39:58 PM
[spapad] Friday, September 10, 2010 9:49:53 PM
I spoke to Strat, and he is willing to become the Gordon Ramsey of Kmacia. Stituation Neutralized. LOL
Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
Edited at: Friday, September 10, 2010 9:39:58 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, September 10, 2010 9:38:10 PM
Wonderful! Welcome to the not-dark side, PK87. Good to have you with us. I shall give you your new weapon very soon. Do what you must to defend your title.
Sir Guitardude. Please forgive me. When I say 'bad cooking', I only say that because it did not appeal to human tastes. The farting calf, however, loved it, and what is important at her young age is her happiness. As they say in the Southwestern region of the kingdom where I am stationed, "great cheese (cutting) comes from happy cows". So yes, thank you for playing a part in the development of her power of extreme flatulence. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
Edited at: Friday, September 10, 2010 9:39:58 PM
[Painkiller87] Friday, September 10, 2010 5:06:12 PM
Thanks for the welcome. Now that I am aboard we can repel/distract any major assault by the infidels not just with my skills but also a secret weapon that must be kept safe until the time is right! Trust me, even if they have the willpower to beat it, they will fall to our might as we ambush them in their stuper/horror! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guitardude from Friday, September 10, 2010 3:54:48 PM)
guitardude wrote:
Nice to have you onboard PK.
Painkiller87 wrote:
It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
[guitardude] Friday, September 10, 2010 3:54:48 PM
It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
[guitardude] Friday, September 10, 2010 3:52:49 PM
BAD COOKING!!! Hey, I burn a mean piece of toast I want you to know, and besides without my cooking you may only have an average bovine ! I think I may cry, and that would ruin my evilness, think I`ll go for a ride to clear my mind and see if there is an infidel or two I can slaughter!
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
[Painkiller87] Friday, September 10, 2010 8:01:40 AM
It is so beautiful, I cannot resist for I have never seen such a creation before. Very well, your offer is accepted! Now let me finish off these posers who are trying to dethrone me as master ninja!
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:12:36 PM
PK87. I have seen from your training and hard work that you are indeed a formidable warrior. I am offering you the opportunity to fight for the Kmacian Crown. As a reward, you shall receive a new weapon:
a farting calf.
My farting cow gave birth to her some time ago, and after rigorous training and a strict diet of bean burritos and Sir Guitardude's bad cooking, she has become a flatulating bovine monster capable of downing thousands of armies with her stench. Should you accept, she could be a vital addition to your already effective arsenal of weapons and tricks.
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
[guitardude] Wednesday, September 01, 2010 5:11:21 PM
Train hard my friend, the day will come when your dedication will be rewarded! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Wednesday, September 01, 2010 7:59:27 AM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
Ahhh yes, your abilities are known for.....Turning up the heat. I may consider the offer more, I just need to head back to my camp to train. Though mortals and infidels still want to claim my fame, they must remember how dangerous I can be to those who are treacherous.
guitardude wrote:
Sounds fair, but consider this. I`m very convenient to be around if you like your bacon crispy!!
Painkiller87 wrote:
MMMMMMmmmmmm................ bacon............. very tempting. But, I am a equal man. I will hear all offers before I make my pick.
guitardude wrote:
As long as you are a warrior for the Priest, you may come in handy. How about a Wendy`s Baconater combo meal for payment?
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
[Painkiller87] Wednesday, September 01, 2010 7:59:27 AM
Ahhh yes, your abilities are known for.....Turning up the heat. I may consider the offer more, I just need to head back to my camp to train. Though mortals and infidels still want to claim my fame, they must remember how dangerous I can be to those who are treacherous.
Sounds fair, but consider this. I`m very convenient to be around if you like your bacon crispy!!
Painkiller87 wrote:
MMMMMMmmmmmm................ bacon............. very tempting. But, I am a equal man. I will hear all offers before I make my pick.
guitardude wrote:
As long as you are a warrior for the Priest, you may come in handy. How about a Wendy`s Baconater combo meal for payment?
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
[guitardude] Tuesday, August 31, 2010 5:22:01 PM
Sounds fair, but consider this. I`m very convenient to be around if you like your bacon crispy!!
MMMMMMmmmmmm................ bacon............. very tempting. But, I am a equal man. I will hear all offers before I make my pick.
guitardude wrote:
As long as you are a warrior for the Priest, you may come in handy. How about a Wendy`s Baconater combo meal for payment?
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
[Painkiller87] Tuesday, August 31, 2010 10:04:20 AM
MMMMMMmmmmmm................ bacon............. very tempting. But, I am a equal man. I will hear all offers before I make my pick. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guitardude from Monday, August 30, 2010 6:06:42 PM)
guitardude wrote:
As long as you are a warrior for the Priest, you may come in handy. How about a Wendy`s Baconater combo meal for payment?
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
[guitardude] Monday, August 30, 2010 6:06:42 PM
As long as you are a warrior for the Priest, you may come in handy. How about a Wendy`s Baconater combo meal for payment? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:06 PM)
Painkiller87 wrote:
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
[Painkiller87] Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:06 PM
Hmm war? And here I thought all seemed peaceful with just the sneaky infidel running around. If anyone wants to hire my services and a secret weapon, let me know.....I will hide in the shadows and wait for the highest bidder to whoever wants the help more...... Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
Strat, I`m not quite sure if that was meant in friendship or hostility, Barney is such a form of torture! I think a ride on the Hell Beast will clear my mind of that damn song!! (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, August 27, 2010 6:04:30 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
Hey, why dont we put our hostilities aside a bit, and relax...
A good hard rocking song to wash away our differences:
But Barney really sucks and isn't even funny! Bleah! Now,..........silly person.............go back to your true destiny!
_strat_ wrote:
I cant help it - the minute I saw Barney, Rick was forgotten.
spapad wrote:
The fact that the link was NOT a rick roll is EXACTLY why Rick now wants you DEAD!! HA!!
And you have done ALL OF THE ABOVE TO RICK..............................................................................TRAITOR!!!
spapad wrote:
Oh shit. Even Astley is coming out against you strat! My sympathies.
_strat_ wrote:
Hey, why dont we put our hostilities aside a bit, and relax...
A good hard rocking song to wash away our differences:
What is all THIS now? Seems we have a war going on two fronts. Whilst I defend in the newbie section to the north we seemingly have an infiltration here in the south.
To ARMS....oh wait. I guess that would be FOUR ARMS!!
Strat, I`m not quite sure if that was meant in friendship or hostility, Barney is such a form of torture! I think a ride on the Hell Beast will clear my mind of that damn song!! (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, August 27, 2010 6:04:30 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
Hey, why dont we put our hostilities aside a bit, and relax...
A good hard rocking song to wash away our differences:
It would appear you've left him speechless Strat! HA!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, August 28, 2010 10:56:29 AM)
But Barney really sucks and isn't even funny! Bleah! Now,..........silly person.............go back to your true destiny!
_strat_ wrote:
I cant help it - the minute I saw Barney, Rick was forgotten.
spapad wrote:
The fact that the link was NOT a rick roll is EXACTLY why Rick now wants you DEAD!! HA!!
And you have done ALL OF THE ABOVE TO RICK..............................................................................TRAITOR!!!
spapad wrote:
Oh shit. Even Astley is coming out against you strat! My sympathies.
_strat_ wrote:
Hey, why dont we put our hostilities aside a bit, and relax...
A good hard rocking song to wash away our differences:
But Barney really sucks and isn't even funny! Bleah! Now,..........silly person.............go back to your true destiny!
_strat_ wrote:
I cant help it - the minute I saw Barney, Rick was forgotten.
spapad wrote:
The fact that the link was NOT a rick roll is EXACTLY why Rick now wants you DEAD!! HA!!
And you have done ALL OF THE ABOVE TO RICK..............................................................................TRAITOR!!!
spapad wrote:
Oh shit. Even Astley is coming out against you strat! My sympathies.
_strat_ wrote:
Hey, why dont we put our hostilities aside a bit, and relax...
A good hard rocking song to wash away our differences:
But Barney really sucks and isn't even funny! Bleah! Now,..........silly person.............go back to your true destiny!
_strat_ wrote:
I cant help it - the minute I saw Barney, Rick was forgotten.
spapad wrote:
The fact that the link was NOT a rick roll is EXACTLY why Rick now wants you DEAD!! HA!!
And you have done ALL OF THE ABOVE TO RICK..............................................................................TRAITOR!!!
spapad wrote:
Oh shit. Even Astley is coming out against you strat! My sympathies.
_strat_ wrote:
Hey, why dont we put our hostilities aside a bit, and relax...
A good hard rocking song to wash away our differences:
But Barney really sucks and isn't even funny! Bleah! Now,..........silly person.............go back to your true destiny!
_strat_ wrote:
I cant help it - the minute I saw Barney, Rick was forgotten.
spapad wrote:
The fact that the link was NOT a rick roll is EXACTLY why Rick now wants you DEAD!! HA!!
And you have done ALL OF THE ABOVE TO RICK..............................................................................TRAITOR!!!
spapad wrote:
Oh shit. Even Astley is coming out against you strat! My sympathies.
_strat_ wrote:
Hey, why dont we put our hostilities aside a bit, and relax...
A good hard rocking song to wash away our differences:
But Barney really sucks and isn't even funny! Bleah! Now,..........silly person.............go back to your true destiny!
_strat_ wrote:
I cant help it - the minute I saw Barney, Rick was forgotten.
spapad wrote:
The fact that the link was NOT a rick roll is EXACTLY why Rick now wants you DEAD!! HA!!
And you have done ALL OF THE ABOVE TO RICK..............................................................................TRAITOR!!!
spapad wrote:
Oh shit. Even Astley is coming out against you strat! My sympathies.
_strat_ wrote:
Hey, why dont we put our hostilities aside a bit, and relax...
A good hard rocking song to wash away our differences:
I cant help it - the minute I saw Barney, Rick was forgotten.
spapad wrote:
The fact that the link was NOT a rick roll is EXACTLY why Rick now wants you DEAD!! HA!!
And you have done ALL OF THE ABOVE TO RICK..............................................................................TRAITOR!!!
spapad wrote:
Oh shit. Even Astley is coming out against you strat! My sympathies.
_strat_ wrote:
Hey, why dont we put our hostilities aside a bit, and relax...
A good hard rocking song to wash away our differences:
Strat, I`m not quite sure if that was meant in friendship or hostility, Barney is such a form of torture! I think a ride on the Hell Beast will clear my mind of that damn song!! (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, August 27, 2010 6:04:30 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
Hey, why dont we put our hostilities aside a bit, and relax...
A good hard rocking song to wash away our differences:
I cant help it - the minute I saw Barney, Rick was forgotten. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, August 28, 2010 8:29:27 AM)
spapad wrote:
The fact that the link was NOT a rick roll is EXACTLY why Rick now wants you DEAD!! HA!!
And you have done ALL OF THE ABOVE TO RICK..............................................................................TRAITOR!!!
spapad wrote:
Oh shit. Even Astley is coming out against you strat! My sympathies.
_strat_ wrote:
Hey, why dont we put our hostilities aside a bit, and relax...
A good hard rocking song to wash away our differences:
That is generaly a consequence of hitting a wrong button, or to paraphrase that isssue, it is a logical consequence of the human subject (you), mistaking the cyber location of a certain thing that opens a screen in which you can insert various symbols that can be read by other human subjects, via the apparatus which houses many keys with those symbols. While the sign to open that screen is identical in all posts, you have to press the symbol above the exactly correct post, to be able to quote the post that you wish to quote.
In short: you pressed the wrong button. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, August 28, 2010 8:31:00 AM)
Insert puke smiley here. >>
I'm sure she'll find something to fend off that unworthy opponent. 
! 
All hail...
Way to go Guido!! Thanks to all your tips, I could actually do it too (the 8 min. mile anyway). But I'd be running to Painkiller 
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Edited at: Monday, August 30, 2010 12:40:25 PM
I may consider the offer more, I just need to head back to my camp to train. Though mortals and infidels still want to claim my fame, they must remember how dangerous I can be to those who are treacherous.
